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>she did it
My mom kicked me out of the house at 11pm.
I'm currently sitting in the Walmart parking lot. What next?
>>25051748
State? City?
>>25051781
Nashville, TN
>>25051748
You >>25048087?
(The robot needs a unique post, I'm giving it one.)
What creature what would you wanna be other than human? I would wanna be a dragon ;-; dragons are cool
Stop posting this shit, you fucking nigger
>>25051674
QT Vampire sh0ta
orca
highly intelligent and are basically the alphas of the entire sea
Why don't you guys just move to Vegas?
>cheap rent
>easy to get around
>hookers everywhere
>fun
>jobs in every field
>can be drunk in public
>>25051493
>Hot as fuck.
>Crime everywhere.
>Over half the population doesn't speak English.
>Absurdly high electric bills.
>Women with ridiculously high standards for dating.
>Located in the only county in the state where prostitution is illegal.
I will pass.
>vegas
>cheap rent
lol are you alright man
>>25051543
What do you mean? I looked up the cost of living and the rent there is cheaper than other major cities
What do you think your alternate counterpart is doing? Is he actually Chad in his universe?
Well if there really are an infinite amount of parallel universes, anything and everything is happening, so yeah. In another universe we're also the biggest cucks known to mankind.
>>25051423
Probably
I have the facial aesthetics and hair for a black guy but I'm fat
>>25051455
>In another universe we're also the biggest cucks known to mankind.
Like the kind who licks the cum out of a girl's roasted pussy right after Chad and Jamal is done fucking it?
What's been stressing you out lately?
I've been having nightmares for the last week every night. I've been in constant fear every time I go to bed.
finals
I think I developed insomnia or something and my eye can't stop twitching
How can a grown man be afraid of dreams, riddl me this.
>>25051393
please eleborate
>not getting better at boxing
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NORMIES
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT!!!!
>biggest music festival in australia gets cancelled next year due to normies doing normie shit and OD'ing left right a centre and being too much of a fucking useless pack of subhumans
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO CHAD AND STACEY, WHEREVER SHALL YOU DO A PLETHORA OF DRUGS AND HAVE ARBITRARY SEX WITH TOTAL STRANGERS IN THE SHIT AND PISS SOAKED MUD NOW?
>>25051247
>soundwave
>chad and stacy
i doubt it
>>25051247
>hard rock and heavy metal
>Chad and Stacy
hope you're joking, these genres are for bottom tier people, above us but nowhere near Chad and Stacy level.
>>25051315
>heavy metal fans
>above anyone
is this a ruse? am i being rused? please tell me this is a ruse
Why aren't you in a church, anon?
Find a nice church with a decent amount of people and you get so many benefits! There's free food, picnics, and BBQs, lots of cheerful singing and dancing, tons of friendly people who won't look down on you for any mental illnesses or physical deformities you have, and lots of cute girls who might even be willing to kiss you!
You don't even need to believe in a god, just going to church once a week will make you feel so much better about life! And best of all, it's free!
Do I get a demonfu aswell?
>>25051187
>cute girls willing to kiss me
i-is this really true?
>>25051187
church doesn't have half of that shit now
because it's full of you
>You don't even need to believe
fucks
>I'm 24 years old almost 25
>I live in my parents basement
>I have no job
>I have no true friends just casual acquaintance groups
>I'm the oldest and my brothers are more successful then me at everything
>I have a college degree and 2 years intern experience post college but no one will hire me
What the hell happened to me and my life?
plenty of time brother, you are young
if not just embrace the NEET lyfe
You're better off than me Op
I have no degrees and 2 DUI's
I'm 22
>>25051266
You dun fucked up Eh-eh Ron
Who /smoker/ here?
Just got a pack of pic related.
What does /r9k/ smoke?
Cannabis.
I use to smoke Marb reds but after getting clean off H cigarettes started making me feel sick.
Camel 99s / Marb red 100s / NAS Black / Marb NXT
Why do people smoke cigarettes? Serious question. Is it a nice flavor? Does it give you a buzz? Or are you just addicted?
>tfw 32yr old
>tfw other than the few and far between drunk one night stand haven't had gf since college
>tfw college girls see you as middle-age creeper
>tfw girls your own age are all used up single moms
>tfw the ones your age that are still desirable see your measly $50k/yr as not successful enough to waste their time with
>tfw you're even too old to hookup with the cougars
>tfw being a functional alcoholic and working a job with shit hours for the past 10 years has left you skinnyfat and looking even older than you are
>tfw too old to pass for a young man but not wealthy enough to pass for successful older man
>tfw all the games and music you grew up with are seen as relics of the past only to meme about occasionally
>tfw you see yourself in so many anons that are headed down the same path as you but never heed your warnings
>tfw you never get ID'd anymore
>tfw you realize kids graduating HS were just being born when you were in HS
>tfw you're the last of your friends that hasn't started a family, and you're too old to start now
>tfw you finally start to realize what it means to know you'll die alone
>>25051010
>tfw you see yourself in so many anons that are headed down the same path as you but never heed your warnings
22 year old fresh college graduate here. I'd love to hear some advice because I already think of suicide on a daily basis.
>>25051044
anything specific?
>>25051010
3k$/y third world country here (people say it's second world but I wouldn't call it that only because we have water supply and cars) I wish I was you if that will make you feel better.
Other than that I feel you because most of your problems apply to me. Still I don't know how I can help.
I've got 30 tabs of acid. What would happen if I ate it all?
Can I have some brah
>>25050962
you would probably overdose on NBOME
its very unlikely you have LSD
also you would trip balls and probably strip naked and run around shouting nonsense
>>25050985
this
take on and if u do not taste anything than u have lsd
if u taste a sharp metallic chemical taste, than u have nbome
my friend took 14 n bomb and just had an intense trip, but acid has different layers the more u dose
>you werent born a white woman
Think of all the power, money, opportunities and fun that comes with it.
>>25050959
And a stretched butthole.
>>25050959
Not if you are ugly.
>>25050959
>iktf
I was thinking that I could all day camwhoring or being some twitch gamer gurl, play games and earn money. No more wageslaving.
Or instead just find some beta male providers so I could stay home all day.
ALSO
>tfw one video with my fetish cost like over 50$ on clip4sale and it's only omorashi with big amounts of pee holding with measuring over 1,5 liter of it.
what's the male equivalent of a roastie??
uncut earthworm dick seems to be the only plausible answer
>he let the Jews take his foreskin
Long foreskin would be the one.
Oh also just dropping by to point out that fucking does not in any way or shape could leat to what you call "roastie" around here. It is just not how the mechanics work down there. The labia minora doesn't get stretched enough to permanently change anything even with big dicks just like your foreskin doesn't get longer from fucking for fapping.
Pornstars would all be roasties as would be the hookers I've fucked in amsterdam.
>>25050946
>>25050952
yes, yes. get cut goyim.
Hello, femanons of r9k. i am currently looking for a gf. if you find me sexually attractive enough please add me on skype. 7+/10 only accepted
skype = infobi_wut
picture is me
>>25050855
You're a manlet.
ha ha mating
>>25051333
OP GOT
B T F O
T
F
O
>ywn live in solitude in the forest and have a completely self-sustaining life
Daily reminder that robots are spergs that can't live on their own and are not capable of being self sufficient.
t. /out/
>>25050950
no shit normo
>>25050791
>glass doors
>plastic lawn chair
>electricity (visible lights/speakers on exterior)
>barbecue
I have bad news for you, OP
