>she did it
My mom kicked me out of the house at 11pm.
I'm currently sitting in the Walmart parking lot. What next?
>>25051748
State? City?
>>25051781
Nashville, TN
>>25051748
You >>25048087?
(The robot needs a unique post, I'm giving it one.)
depends.. why she kick you out?
>>25051748
How did she do it? What did she say?
Ask is they're hiring
you can come to my house OP (for a while)
I live in Lebanon near Nashville
Jerk off, smoke weed, buy a hose to run from the exhaust through the window and fall into an eternal slumber.
>>25051791
Find a church look up a shelter.
Do you have your documents or a job?
>>25051793
Lol not me
>>25051794
For being a NEET
>>25051796
Started as an argument about me sleeping during the day.
>>25051805
I'd rather be homeless than take the chance of being raped
>>25051748
tell your mom you are going to apply for welfare
this makes it so she cant file you on your taxes as a dependent, and LOSES money. IF shes serious about kicking you out you will agree
Take a minimum wage job. Buy a 24 hour fitness package to shower,etc and a bike or bus pass. Stay at a friends house for a year and then buy a prius c or a electric car and sleep in at night. tint the windows breh. then go to community college get your AS in web design or healthcare, then you can afford a morgage if you get a decent job and your credit isnt shit
>>25051834
Anon that person is taking the same risk as you. You are also likely to get killed in the streets this late/early.
Why didnt you beat her ass?
You either make her your bitch and get to stay or you go to prison with free housing/food.
>Ask Walmart if they're hiring
>DO NOT SLEEP AT EACH FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY, DO NOT BE A BURDEN
>Don't sleep on the streets, find a shelter or a church
>Find a job ASAP, use any money you have on renting out those cybercafe computers or use library computers
>Do NOT be picky with your job
>Do NOT get involved with drugs
>Any stuff? Sell it except for clothing or food
>Look for a roomie rather than buying an apartment
>Make sure you're able to pull your own weight e.g. have enough money to pay your share
>Save up for the shittiest apartment
>Move out unless you find out your roomie is a bro, because any other roomie will probably kick you out
>This will probably take a year, enjoy your 2016, but it will only be for 2016
>Don't give up
>Work up from there. 2017 will be your best year.
>>25051748
go to a US Navy, Army or Air Force recruiter and enlist in a job you think u might like. do GI bill then college
>>25051864
Oh and to add onto this fuck the internet for a while except for job searches.
That means no internet payments, no computer, keep your phone in case you get calls from employers.
Don't gamble, it never works.
>>25051748
Go dumpster diving in a bin behind a bakery and score some bagged up breads and other day old goods that they systematically throw out every night.
>>25051834
Live in your car and work until you get an apartment
>>25051846
this. godspeed brah!
>>25051748
Sleep in the woods for 3 weeks and don't contact her and then she will be woried then come home covered in dirt and crying.
OP here
For shits, I registered for classes at a university that's 3 hours away.
Hopefully, I'll get the financial aid. My grandmother lives in said town, so I may make the trek in a couple of hours with what little money I have to put in my car. Maybe I can snag a job working for the university.
>>25051834
You know what you need to do, Anon.
>>25051834
Quick OP, this chimp approaches with his chimp gang. They thought you looked weak, and are three exp away from leveling up. They get a +30 chimp group bonus, and meanwhile you're all alone. They have high thieving skills, and strength. What the fuck you gonna do?
>>25051950
Shoot them with my .38 I have sitting with me in my car.
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I don't care that it's
If you're that desperate you'll ignore your own website preferences. I'd also recommend this for anyone who also needs a little bit of money to get by or for anyone scraping by, just until they find some income.
>>25051933
They don't give jobs quickly on campus become a janitor and a mcdicks chef like tomorrow if you have skype or something I'll talk to you f am I've been there
>>25051969
what have become of this site and board
kill yourself
>>25051965
Shit OP, they multiplied. The police are nowhere to be found and they're beginning to rock your car.
>>25051981
What's your skype?
>>25052002
Drive away, like some kind of smart person.
>>25051965
Why not kill mommy then yourself?
Everyone wins.
>>25052028
Other than the financial situation, I have a lot going for me.
Are you good looking? become a camwhore on Chaturbate.
Every 10 tokens is 50 cents.
Well, thanks for the responses.
I'll be heading to Memphis in a few hours.
My tags are expired, and my car is beat to shit. Wish me luck.
>>25052129
Extremely, but I haven't reached that level yet.
>>25052075
>i'm poor and homeless, but other than that things are going great
Are you really good looking or something?
>>25052149
anon just wait until morning call your moms and say you are sorryeven if you aren't
>>25052163
post face hobobot
All you had to do was keep your head down and know your place.
"yes, mama, I'll get up bright and early", "no, mama, I'm not watching anime after 11", "yes, mama, a fresh resume is right here", "aw shucks, mama, it's a shame, but the job market is slow, maybe next time"
But you let yourself be overcome by pride. And now you're suffering for it. Maybe you can work on your apology while being chased down main street by disaffected youths.
>>25052163
>extremely good looking
>neet
I doubt that
>>25051846
>buy a prius c or a electric car and sleep in at night. tint the windows breh.
Living in a car seems so comfy to me for some reason. Drive wherever you want and just stop for the night and go to sleep.
Kill yourself and leave a note blaming her
Even in death you can be cheeky
>not subtly shitcanning interviews to stave off "why haven't you got a job"
i just bomb an app every couple of weeks
kinda fun to make up characters and act out weird quirks
one time i tanked a steak and shake interview by actively steering the conversation towards owls
full disclosure i do think owls are the shit though
>>25051748
>gets kicked out
>Walmart parking lot
Do all US NEETs do this?
>>25052180
I'm afraid, I can't do that.
>>25052201
How is it prideful to accept that your mother is ashamed of you, and society resents you?
>>25052228
Is ugliness and NEETdom correlated?
>>25052328
It was the only 24 hour place I could think of that wouldn't kick me out.
>>25052357
generally neets dont take care of their appearance
>>25052403
I believe in taking care of myself with a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine.
Also, I have a great bone structure.
>>25052403
That doesn't make you ugly though, unless it involves eating like a pig.
>>25052311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbV_Q2sfIpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsxYfYCbVC0
>>25051748
Ah yes. Another glorious example of the NEET lifestyle. NEET masterrace right? God someone screencap this.
