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The real penis length average is seven inches.
omg but a study where some ugly male dr measured fat middle-aged men's half-hard dicks says it's 5-6 inches
no, just no
anyone who's lived a day in their life knows it's at least seven inches
WATH THE FUCK
apparrently it's
8.5 young black men
8 old black men
7.5 white young men
6.5 white old fat men
4 young asian men
3 asian men
2 4channers
guys who are studs can have tiny dicks
my dick is only 6 inches and sometimes i can only get like 4 ot 5 and a girl called my penis amazing
"depressive"
>>27070223
phlegm
i will never surrender to the robot
>>27070223
"butt hurt" It's always been a dumb word.
"ass blasted" and all of the variants are a lot better, but the original sounds obnoxious.
Any botched internet spelling
>bb, bae, ilu2, nu, cz or cuz, prolly
Any form of the word "depression"
ITT Comfy music and pictures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVDzTT4CbE
https://youtu.be/oOTpQpoHHaw?t=23
>>27070183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbHQMfUWsY
>>27070183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OAFUBYiV8w
tfw no one in your life has similar musical interest
>sister is raping my autistic dad in the next room again
>I can hear him sobbing and moaning
>tfw too weak to do anything about it
I give this memetation (meme-mutation) 3 tendies out of a 10-piece meal
>>27069933
just goes to show that even autists can find a qt gf and have kids
>>27069933
Are you sure he's not enjoying it?
what the fuck is The Triggering?
the ebin new twitter hashtag where you say something you think will trigger people who get triggered, thus sticking it to The Man
>>27069898
Is the doge stuck?
>>27070296
Shibes seem a bit retarded but I never met one irl.
>tfw a girl passed an empty seat next to a nigger on the bus to sit next to me, a fat guy, because I'm white.
feels good, man
>>27069820
ther no such thing as white privileg take the redpill sheeple
WHITE POWER WHITE POWER
>>27069820
This sounds similar to the story of a nigger being pissed because some stacy sat next to some fat white guy instead of him
>>27069876
you don't say now?
>"Thank you Anon. Just thank you. Oh nothing in particular, just for sticking with me for so long. I know you say how you see me as this optimistic person and stuff like that but before I met you I really was starting to fear I'd never fall in love. You've really changed my life in a way I will never forget Anon. I love you with all my heart, and I always will."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NcOm1enVFo ]
God, these are cringey af. just stop senpai
>>27070029
oops I posted the wrong one. suck a dick robot
bumping, for more rare Caseys.
Anon you're smaller than most guys, indicating you're less of a man
>>27069763
blow me whore
The only thing disappointing in this thread is OPs attempt at finding a doctor picture.
no one said this ever
What are some things where you would say youre genetically blessed?
For me
>blonde
>blonde facial hair
>blue eyes
>tall
>>27069745
>black
>tall
>chiseled chin
>big dick
shits good
>>27069745
>Mediterranean
>tall
>bigger than average dick
>wide shoulders
>thin straight nose
>strong chin
>big eyes
>>27069881
>black
>blessed
ayy lmao
who else /instrument fag/ here?
what do you play? why? how long have you played it?
>viola, cello and drum fag
>viola for 7 years, drums for 3
>love classical music but also fell in love with jazz drumming
synth programming
your limited, i can play around with the whole spectrum
>>27069653
The Cello is an amazing instrument
One day I'd like to learn how to play it
Right now I just play guitar and bass. Working on a demo right now, hoping it'll sky rocket into something big enough for me to afford figmas and a new ona hole.
I play piano. I'm 28 and have been playing it off and on for about 20 years. For the past few years I've been real lazy about it, but just recently I picked it up again; trying to learn this piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Pgp0-HrwI
>ITT: /r9k/ goes to school
>>27069585
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
>inb4 "some of you guys are alright..."
"Man I'm so excited to learn shit today!
>>27069628
Didn't even take two seconds before one of you fuckers decided to shoot up the place.
Well, regardless, the safe word to avoid friendly fire is screeching REEEEEEE right?
I just saw a fucking mouse in my room.
I closed the hole with some shit for now and I hope I can sleep.
Fuck mice. How do I get him out?
he could be your pal and buddy
give him a name??
>>27069593
Idk I don't like the idea of something alive being in my room except me.
If you want to can name him.
>>27069563
>Fuck mice. How do I get him out?
Walmart should have humane mouse traps. They're little plastic boxes with one-way doors. When the mouse enters, you can carry the box outside and set it free.
Peanut butter is a good choice for bait. Contrary to popular belief, mice don't actually like cheese, and they're lactose-intolerant.
i don't get a job because i don't want to cut my long hair. why is hard to understand that?
I have long hair and have a job. Sounds like you a lazy leech.
I'm sure you look so mysterious and deep, OP. Everyone wants to get to know you so they can find out just what's going on in that brilliant head.
>>27069561
It's actually not that hard...
Wash it, put some gel on it and and tie it back, you hippie fuck.
>tfw she asked for an open relationship
My gf wants a one-way one where I have sex with other women
>>27069544
dump this
>>27069556
she wants to do this just so she can make it seem fair when her bull comes over to fuck her stupid
You should find a new girlfriend. Or be Poly. At least you both can have fun then.
What are your paraphilias?
Fetishfags have such shitty art to fap to.
Im really into handholding
>>27069491
Fucking monster
