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>dont even want sex
>just want to cuddle
who else /cuddle/ here and why aren't fembots offering cuddling services?
I'm tired of sex, honestly.
There's nothing more comfortable than the sensation of resting your head on someone's firm chest, feeling him breathe, listening to his subtle heartbeat.
fuck...
>>27082956
please be my cuddle gf
cuddle party more or less turned my life around. It helped me get over a lot of anxiety and be able to date and find a gf for more than cuddles. Still though if I had to pick only one I would also choose cuddling over sex
>tfw fully qualified neet with maximum autismbux
>>27082733
Thismust feel great. Congratulations.
i wanna be OP
>>27082733
tell us how you qualified?
http://boscaceoil.net/
Let's make the ultimate /r9k/ compilation album
Might b kool
Has potential. Hmmmmmm
>>27082635
Well, still waiting on those gorgeous symphonies our lovely NEETs claim to be writing on a daily basis.
what are you guys up to today?
Considering masturbating all day long today. I usually only do it once, but I feel extra horny today.
>>27082103
Who will you be masturbating to?
>>27082103
>tfw used to masturbate once every 2-3 days
>got super ill and it went down to once in those 2.5 weeks
>after I recovered im constantly horny and masturbate 3-4 times a day
What the fuck is wrong with me?
ITT: Robot video games
>>27081916
Skyrim is very normie tier faggotget off my board
Literally every single C&C pre C&C4
>>27081916
That's not Morrowind
Women are like goblins. They like money, they're sneaky, and they're weak. Fuck you anon for not agreeing with me.
>>27081729
do women even exist? i haven't seen any..
Women are like Necromancers, They want to kill you and control your lifeless corpse
Just gib de pussy
daily tinder thread
post results
>match with qt azn
>her text is that she just got out of a relationship and is looking for fun
>text is followed by that eggplant emoticon
>ask her if she is only looking for fun with eggplants.
>unmatched
Yeah, it's going great.
>nothing but spam for months
>decide to use the contact us support link
>mention I've suddenly had nothing but spam
>mention I've uninstalled/deleted and reinstalled/created apps/accounts and nothing works
>ask if I've fallen into bad standing with an algorithm or if I'm experiencing a glitch
>24 hours later receive support ticket email
>48 hours later open app and get hit with two matches
At least my self-esteem was salvaged.
You've most likely been hidden by some sort of behavior of your own. Contact support within the app and tell them something similar and they'll probably bump up your score.
>Daily tinder shill thread
Oh, who would have knew. OP made yet another tinder thread. Just like he makes one every single day 7 days a week.
Mum told me that she's always imagined me having an Asian wife
What does she mean by this?
>>27081351
She means that she is 99% sure you are gay, but thinks maybe you could still get a chingchong.
Your mum too?
I think she bought into the "all white girls are sluts" meme
>>27081351
you're a weak man and for you to be with a strong (white/black) woman would look strange
WAGEKEK WAGEKEK WANNA GO OUT ON FRIDAY, I BET YOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEEKEND WEEK END
Yeah, because I can afford to do so because I work. While you'll still be shitposting here I'll be out partying.
When will NEETS ever learn?
>>27081297
It's Friday Friday
Fast lane, switching lanes
R B....
>>27081297
Actually I'm taking the day off today because it's nice outside and I make $91,000 a year and I can pretty much do whatever I want because my job is awesome. I even spent 6 months working remotely from Japan while still making the same salary. Mostly just hung out in coffee shops all day and fucked Japanese prostitutes all night. Just to review: I made $45,500 during this time.
Life is good when you're not literally retarded.
>More than 7 billion people on the planet
>None of them will ever be for you
>tfw women have never been attracted to beta men
>>27081286
>7 billion people
>can't wrangle up three references for a job without asking parents for their friends
>tfw no friends anymore
>tfw not even on Facebook
Anyone knows the site of deepweb???
>>27081157
It don't exist it's a meme
>>27081206
I need to know Cuz I'm trying to Hack my friend's Facebook
Download the web browser called Tor, open it when its done go to this http://thehiddenwiki.org/ website. You should be able to find what you need, if not use this link http://ojszjj56eml4wohh.onion.link/ (cost like 3 bitcon to get in tho)
>move to Chad
>become Chad
Is it that easy?
>move to Chad
>die
hahaha XD le country is called chad
>that matches our special r9k meme
:D take my upvote!
no but you become Chadian
>nobody has ever enjoyed your company
>>27080928
>people talk with you only out sympathy
>>27080928
>>27080981
Both of you sound depressing to be around. The important thing to think about here is whether you enjoy your own company. If the answer is no, you should work on that. If yes, then it doesn't matter as long as you're being yourself
>that moment when you realize you will never get a gf because of your shitty personality
>That feel when I'll never ever have a son
>Even if I managed to have one, it would be absolutely nothing like the ideal fantasy. My kid would probably be a constant expensive, loud, smelly pain in the ass who grows up to be gay or hate me
>Even if I have a son and even if by some miracle we both love each other and he's fun to hang around with and grows up to be a good, capable man my wife/his mother would still find a way to ruin everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU
>>27080915
The truth is you don't want a son. You'd rather stay home and play video games.
You know that you could find a wife if you really wanted to.
You know you could have a son if you really wanted to.
You know you could learn to raise your son to be a good man if you really wanted to.
But all of this requires a lot of work which you won't do because you're lazy and scared of failure (protip: failure cannot be avoided, it's part of the learning process). But no, you care more about protecting your precious ego from admitting acknowledging your weaknesses and mistakes than you care about achieving your goals.
The truth is, you could have all of these things, but you're too lazy to go out there and get it, so you try to convince yourself that they're unattainable goals so you can just give up.
>transferring my shitty genetics to my son
Nope. I won't repeat my father's error.
>>27080958
I feel like there is a difference between a woman to marry and a wife. There is also a difference between some little bastard you are responsible for and a son. If you apply that logic, I can't find a wife and I will never have a son.
>But all of this requires a lot of work which you won't do because you're lazy and scared of failure (protip: failure cannot be avoided, it's part of the learning process). But no, you care more about protecting your precious ego from admitting acknowledging your weaknesses and mistakes than you care about achieving your goals.
It sounds to me like there is a massive amount of projection there, I think being lazy and scared of failure has little to do with it, that or nothing at all.
What casual games do you guys play? I really enjoyed stardew valley but now I've done everything there is to do and looking for suggestions
>pic unrelated dont have many
>>27080849
The binding of isaac afterbirth, no commitment needed, just play whenever and it's different every time
like hookers
Cities skylines. A game where I can pretend to have enough importance to manage the lives of everyone else, and not failing to manage my own
Tf2. Just kill people
