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Hey you fucking betas, /fit/ here. How is it you can all be virgin losers when its so easy to gets girls. Just go outside you nolife cucks.
Pic related, it's me when I was 18.
No replies yet, are you all too scared of me? Fucking scrawny pussy losers, I bet I get more girls in one night than any of you have gotten in your entire lives.
>>27078956
Do you poo on your girls Pajeet?
>>27079055
Fuck off whitey. Just because of of your girls are to busy slobbering over brown cock to fuck you.
Concealers, foundations, shit like that.
> covers up spots, blemishes, whatever
> look younger, more healthy
> increases attractiveness
Why should I not try this out?
Hotter on the left without makeup. Right looks too feminine.
If you're gonna start using makeup, use green concealer for redness including pimples
>>27078694
The beautification of men is abhorrent in the eyes of the Gods.
>>27078694
because girls can see that shit.. if i was a girl i'd be repulsed by a man wearing make up.
it's a sign of insecurity
Tfw grillin some chicken breast
do you like enjoy other people?
Oh baby
Dat puss puss
>No seasonings
>That knifework
booooo
>be robot
>somehow acquire gf despite feeling suicidal 24/7/365
>short, not obese, but maybe 5/10 face. braces.
>she has nose hairs and little bit of a mustache
Listen, I'm a robot fucked forever. So I'm not gonna get Megan Fox.
But how the fuck do I tell her to just shave that shit?
>>27078510
"Shave that shit"
>>27078527
If she gets mad I'll never get a gf ever again in my life.
I was thinking about getting her drunk and then doing it while she's passed out. She won't even know.
>>27078510
not date her in the first place. just because you're a robot doesn't mean you have to be desperate. break up and find a girl with average hygiene
who /fleshlight/ here?
how similar in feel is it to real ass and cunt, will it fix my sexual frustration
>>27078463
1.me
2.not really close but better than hand
3.no you'll get like 3 better than average faps then its business as usual
>>27078463
just use your mom
>>27078463
Feels pretty good but once you blow your load in it you'll feel like even more of a pathetic piece of shit. Also they're a bitch to clean. 4/10 not worth the price
>mfw I make 23 dollars an hour doing a management job for a shady company and survive on my own.
>>27078450
>Having a job
This is what I think of your job
>>27078450
Is this you at work faggot?
>>27078450
JUST FUCKING LEAVE NOW
Guys it's finally happening
> Get invited into a welcoming and interesting group of friends
>dont sperg shit up
>feel socially accepted
Pic unrelated
>get invited to something
>DO sperg shit up
worst feeling ever, senpai
>>27077983
They brought you in to make fun of you behind your back and watch the autistic things you do. Don't be their dancing monkey, break it off now before they destroy you
>>27078002
I don't think so, they have game night and everything, They're good people
If women and men are equal, then how come women don't compete against men in MMA and boxing?
>>27077769
they do, it's called trannies
>>27077795
>they do
Now link me a tranny that competes in professional boxing or MMA ;)
Even in the ameture section, there are none ;)
>>27077769
>how come women don't compete against men in MMA and boxing
They do.
Hello fellow robots. I'm starting a thread because I'm drunk and just feel like starting one of these general, discussion/problem based threads. What's on your mind tonight? Anything particularly embarrassing or something you just need to get off your chest? This thread is to discuss any kind of feels, no matter how normie or NEET they may be. Just using the tripcode because this is my thread and I feel like it, going to contain it to this thread.
As for myself, I've a lot on my mind tonight. Went to see that Deadpool movie (it was pretty good, not that huge on comic book movies) and the girl working the cashier was the cutest. She was smiling the whole time while talking to me, and I feel like I should've tried flirting a little bit. Thinking about going to see a movie tomorrow just in hopes she's working, which is pretty pathetic. Oh well. Time to crack open another beer. I'll be hanging around for an hour or so if anybody decides to stick around.
I would stick around but uni is caloing for me so yea...
>>27077783
Of course, kudos for making a good choice and not rotting away on this website
>>27077760
See you in hell kuffar infedel.
Alcohol is haram and you will burn in Taqiyaa for all internity inshellah
My gf refuses to give my blow jobs, and also does not want me to go down on her ever. She thinks both are disgusting. Is this normal or is she weird?
That's slightly abnoraml but not really all that weird. It's fair anyways, but it obviously may not be something you can live with.
>>27077468
Obviously you don't need to be told this but your missing out. Also she's probably cheating on you
>>27077492
I honestly don't think she is even capable of cheating.
>there are people here born in rich families who still think they're robots
>>27077450
My mother iz a cleaning lady and my father is cab driver
>Rich family
You were saying?
>>27077450
>implying money can buy me social skills and happiness
>>27078824
It will buy you opportunity, which is vital to success. Far better off than a robot could be.
Why does everyone hate us blacks?
>>27077120
I don't hate anybody unless they show me I should hate them...however....
Blacks have proven to be more likely to be pieces of normie simple minded shit. It's not entirely their fault though. There's some societal conditioning going on. I still choose to avoid then for the most part though
I think black people are okay.
>>27077120
I try to judge on an individual basis, but blacks one of those groups of people that have shown time and again a tendency to be rather uncool to put it lightly.
>oh hi sugar its you
>do you like aunties new outfit?
what do?
>why are you all silent?
>anything wrong?
>>27077094
>>27077368
That doesn't look very comfortable. You're probably roasting like a pig in that thing.
That seems inconvenient.
>make friends with really nice guy and talk a lot
>we decide to see each other and cam
>he tells me to fuck off once he finds out im a girl and never talks to me again
why
>>27077040
You can be my friend
"girl"
you're a sick fuck and there's no reason to deal with you long term. at least hang out with other "girls"
>>27077040
top jej friendo
Post an ass more perfect than this one.You can't.
>>27076995
>>>/gif/
keep it to the boards
>3DPD
Nah, man. Nah.
>>27076995
>not a trap
wrong board friendo
