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>walk into work
>the first thing I hear is
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
>>29474486
is this that song from that my chemical romance band?
they still playing that? damn that was 9 years ago
>>29474486
All I hear is literal white noise generators. No music allowed.
>walk into gym
>PANDA
>PANDA
>PANDA
>PANDA
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
get in here you robo fags
>get in
>dislike
>????
>profit
over 200k dislikes so far lets keep this going
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
>>691022830
>>29474472
Bumping for de la ebbin raid.
You do realise mudslims all around the world disliked this more than 4Channers did ?
s-s-s-self bump
Why has cuckolding caught on so much in the recent years?
because it's very fun
>>29474421
>Desperate betas will do anything for affection.
>Feminism rises causing women to all become huge sluts to get as much cocks ass possible.
>Women realize they can manipulate betas into letting them fuck other guys openly on the side while retaining attention and resources from the beta so they all abuse it.
Memes
Originananananana
Do you like Puerto Rican and Dominican girls?
>>29474389
Sure why not?
There are ugly girls and attractive girls of all ethnicities, chances are I would like the attractive ones
>>29474389
Many puertorican are no better than niggers. You'll have to hope you find one of traditional ones to avoid degenerates.
t. Puertorican
No.
Signed, a Dominican.
won't any girl please be my gf??
>>29474297
You will never have a girlfriend.
I'd rather have the dog in the picture than a gf.
>>29474356
It's a Great Pyrenees.
Pretty qt, but very intelligent/stubborn so they're hard to train.
If your favorite movie isn't Drive then get the fuck off my board.
>>29474129
what about this (pic related). cant listen to the drive soundtrack, i cant handle the feels it brings up.
>>29474167
Haven't watched, it any good?
Posting superior get away driver movie.
FUCK I WISH I WAS ASIAN
>>29474107
Why do you want to be asian anon?
>I wish I were Asian
>>29474107
Even above average asian men/hapas only get 4/10 non-white ambiguous race whores with torn up pussies and "if you can't handle me at my worst" attitudes
Whatever you are, it's not as bad as asian.
how do you cope with this? i have one friend on skype thatbi talk to some that i knew in highschool. i work at a family buisness helping some and only really talk to to my parents and grandma and i have nothing in common with them really. iwpuld like to have a couple friends but that never happened in grade school and now how would that happen. thought about the army but i probably have mild aspergers and mild asthma and both are a no go
>>29474102
Develop schizophrenia.
how old are you?
do you typically enjoy the company of others?
what kind of friends do you want to have?
>>29474146
19
sometimes if i think they have an open personality and arent uptight about things. id like to have just a couple that shared interest in music and playing around with making music some and making stories up
Did he do it? Did he really molest those kids in the nineties and two-thousands?
>>29474083
no, he built an amusement park to invite children to because he was a normal man with a normal sexuality who had a strong drive to procreate with adult women. That's what most successful celebrities do -- they build lures for children to come to their homes and then give them wine when the parents are gone. That's a sign of a red-blooded male who loves the hairy pussy of a grown lady.
Ibeyhe fucki g did
>>29474083
You're pretty outdated. There's no proof Jackson molested anyone. That doesn't mean he didn't, it just means that people should stop even talking about, because he is fucking dead.
is Boogie a robot?
>>29474029
yes, but he use his power to make money
>>29474029
Doesn't he have a girlfriend? And why is this fat fuck still relevant?
How much money would it take for you to titfuck him?
Who is your role model /r9k/? Who is the person you look up to and strive to be? Mine is Jonathan Joestar, he makes me want to be the best person I can be.
The Driver from Drive and Lou from Nightcrawler.
Kyuzo for sure. First watched Samurai 7 at 9 years old and have always looked up to him. My whole personality is based on this.
>>29473983
>>29474124
>Cartoons as role models
>>29474027
>An autist and a sociopath
Lifting weights is soooooooo fucking boring.
Any alternatives I could try?
>>29473981
Try becoming a tranny instead. It is much more fun.
>>29473981
lift harder. if it's boring you're not lifting enough or long enough. It's endorphin release, actually try and you'll feel it.
The only other alternative is sucking dick.
>>29473981
Any activity that doesn't require you to concentrate for longer than 5 minutes. Wouldn't want to lengthen your attention span
>design a collectible card game something along the lines of MtG, yu-gi-oh, hearthstone, etc out of boredom
>spend a couple of weeks designing around 300 cards
>get really fucking excited about it
>decide to get them printed on physical cards
>printing company said they can only print off cards with a minimum quantity of 250
>I'd have order 250 copies of each individual card, amounting to 75,000 cards in total
>to print 75,000 cards I would have to pay $6,600
>I actually do it
>my packages came today
>open my packages
>it finally dawns on me I have literally no one to play with
>tfw I just spent $6,600 on an autistic card game I thought up of in my head and now have 75,000 cards clogging up my fucking house with no one to play with
>>29473955
I'll play it with you
>>29473955
>Design a game yourself
>With no QA or anything of that nature
>Expect it to be good
Fuck me you should kill yourself
post pics of the cards and I might buy a set
Holy shit I was browsing Tinder and come across this gem, post weird people you've found on Tinder.
What the fuck is a spiritualist? Is she a hippie? I think she's homeless as well, or into that Wiccan practice.
>>29473954
what the flying fuck is tinder?
I fucking hate you underage retards
>>29473954
>Stationary nomad
Fucking kek
i dont browse tinder. why would i
just took 180mg of DXM. I have plenty of experience with drugs but I've never really bothered with cough medicine before
what can I expect?
That's a lower dose if I recall correctly. I took over 300 mg for my trip. At that dose you will definitely feel it, but you won't be tripping balls.
being disoriented and nauseous
shit tier drug
>>29473928
>what can I expect?
Not much, 180 mg isn't shit, you might feel a little weird, but it'll mostly just be a mood lift+placebo. It starts to get good around 300 mg.
I used to take 708 mg before tolerance started taking its toll. Higher plateaus are the best plateaus
