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ITT: we list our three most important things in life
I hope none of you include a woman or a cartoon character in your list
>1. family
>2. nation
>3. non-degenerate arts
Family
Money
Self improvement/ambition
1. Family
2. Degree
3. Computer
>Justice
>Discipline
>Fun
Why has it become so widely acceptable in modern society to date a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
How can you unsee the mental image of her kneeling in front of another man and pleasuring his hard dick until it exploded cum on her face?
How can you not feel degraded knowing that you are taking the used, cum-stained leftovers of a man who claimed his territory before you?
>>25171628
because i don't listen to memes by virgin neckbeards
>>25171628
Do all women do this? Yeah it is disgusting and enough to commit suicide over if you've idealised love.
did you know that the r9k robot was created to discourage posting duplicate threads? not to encourage clever bypassing of the robot
nobody cares how big your bukkake folder his
>tfw you want to do a beta uprising but your country banned all semi autos in 1996 and made owning a pistol difficult
>>25171608
He didn't let that stop him.
>>25171639
he only killed 2 people
>>25171608
Because of that reeeetard Martin Bryant?
It turns out Dunkin Donuts is a bunch of pushovers
I went through the drive thru and ordered 12 donuts
Then after 5 minutes I came back and said "Excuse me, but I ordered half chocolate and half glaze. These are just randomly assorted!"
They then appologized for the misunderstanding and gave me TWO BOXES of donuts FOR FREE and let me keep the original one! That's 36 fucking donuts for only 8 dollars
Highly recommended technique
I'd suggest you try it ASAP before this goes mainstream and everyones getting free donuts
>>25171576
Post your dick, fatty.
>>25171576
how the hell are you going to eat 36 donuts before they go bad
>literally bread with sugar
vogaroo bread
http://vocaroo.com/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18BgM187qQc
Fuck off back to soc you faggot.
>>25171573
>soc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVFLaIl9ku
>>25171561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jXIZDzOBqG
What are you getting your gf for Christmas?
I was going to get her an all expenses paid vacation to the beach, but she dumped me.
A pair of knit gloves to match her Uggs and you can still text with them on.
Kinda hard to buy for because she is 15 years older than meand married
I replaced all the joysticks in our old n64 controllers and got Mario Party 2.
Not even kidding.
>start seeing girl
>invites me to holiday party
>ignores me the whole night
>gets sad when i don't want to go out with her again
wut
She cant go to a party alone, it would make her look bad. Luckily she has nice guy like you who can go with her and hold her purse while chad pounds her pussy in the bathroom.
>>25171517
>ignores me the whole night
you were probably just too pussy to make a move or say anything and start a conversation just waiting for her to do it for you. girls wont do it for you.
>>25171517
You are her doormat.
Images that describe what your feels are perfectly
moe doesnt exist in the threedimensional form
>>25171516
ent was too low in content (0.00% con
Just do it
Just..
Now its oc
>300 word essay due in one week
>have no arms so can't write
kill me now
>tfw I have a 100 word essay due in two days
You can just use a fucking voice to text software you lazy cunt.
>>25171466
how did you type this???
checkmate aithietss
>tfw no bf with toned abs but not like that icky bodybuilders
the fuck does that have to do with /r9k/ ?
>>25171477
i thought we were sharin feels of loneliness
>mfw no nerdy skinny shy bf
>tfw never played Vidya with someone else
Does anyone of you NEETs want to play Video Games (preferably a MMO) together?
Well....
I play Animal Crossing NL..
For an MMO I use
Guild Wars 2
Elsword
Tera
I miss vanilla WoW
The togetherness I felt with my guild was more real than anything I've felt
Anyone here play vanilla WoW? Specifically Nost?
I'm about to watch Star Wars 7 now that the camrip is out.
I waited for the camrip because
(a) I don't want to fund anti-white cuck propaganda
(b) I want to be able to skip the pro-racemixing stuff.
What time approximately does the cuck stuff happen so I can skip it?
Oh and I've already read the synopsis so don't waste your time trying to post spoilers. I just want to know what time the Jew propaganda happens so I can skip it. Thanks
Pic unrelated.
I just fucking wish you were dead right now.
>>25171416
Why? Because I don't support propaganda designed to destroy my race?
You sound like a racist who hates white people if that's the case.
NO ONE CARES
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>work decides to have a dodgeball event to have fun before Christmas
>go because dodgeball was the only thing I was good at in elementary school
>everyone throws the ball like girls, I'm the only one putting my entire force into the throws
>nail boss in the face and break her glasses
>I now owe $350
Merry christmas to me
powerlevel thread
>wore breakable accessories during violent activity
>they break
Retarded boss tbqhfamquillicious
>>25171370
>wearing glasses while playing dodgeball
>nail boss in the face and break her glasses
>her glasses
>her
stupid cunt deserved it honestly and you should refuse to pay and call her out on her stupidity
>meet a girl online
>I've met this girl online
>have a date with a girl you met online
Where the fuck is this "online"? Where on the internet do all these normies meet women? from what I can see dating sites are nothing but sausage fests that only work to feed a 4/10's ego because of how many messages she gets. How's it possible for this many people to meet "online"?
>>25171343
Explain why you used roger ebert as your picture for this thread?
>>25171349
He was into online dating
>>25171343
well because at this point im fine with 4s and 5s. and im even more attracted to them in a way, attractive women really just intimidate me and they feel ungettable
He can get a qt gf. Why can't you?
>>25171214
fuck off, i can do it easily it's just because i dont want to
>>25171214
Because height
>>25171244
Keep telling yourself that lol
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