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Hottest girl I've ever seen in person. Major oneitis. Only ever said two sentences to her.
It kills me to imagine her bent over, begging for his cock, screaming his name. I won't ever have a chance at anyone like her.
>>25176145
Imagine her taking a shit. Wow, she's just a human like you
>>25176145
>Thinking about her makes you sad
>She's stretched out right now, thanks to Chad
>>25176145
Are you a fekking kekk, OP?
this entire film was feminist propaganda, all i saw was le female empowerment, please don't ruin this shit with femfaggery
who cares? It wasn't even a good movie series.
Don't forget muh black power,
and
Ugly people are evil memes
>>25176123
did finn do anything cool ? im scared to see this now, i don't really care for the windu replacement
>he's a virginfembot btw
My gf didn't mind that I was a virgin. You're just a bitch.
>>25176119
I know, /r9k/ is supposed to be satire but actual neckbeards and losers joined and are shitting up the board.
They came from reddit and ruined our memes by taking them seriously.
No one should be a virgin past 18.
>>25176119
Well someone's gotta change that
Songs to racemix to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbM1l_BoI
>tfw no Laneya Grace daughter gf
;~;
>>25176110
Hi schlomo
Now fuck off
Gghbv
>>25176110
>tfw mixed race
> don't even have to try
>no matter what i do i can evidently end up racemixing
>doing nofap
>can't stop thinking about that girl I am interested in and how I want to be with her.
How do I become sane again?
>>25176044
let it pass through you. Feel it to its fullest.
then go on with whatever you're doing
>>25176044
Tell her you are interested. I've heard that normies like you do it all the time
>>25176401
Why am I a normie? because I like a girl?
>girl starts texting me out of the blue
>we send a few texts back and forth
>she ignores my response
How the fuck does this work?
>>25176025
>Hit guy with sword until he is near-death
>Suddenly stop and talk with him
>After a few jokes we are best friends
How the fuck does this work?
>>25176025
Were your texts respondable? Send a pic of them if possible
>>25176025
You fucked up. Whatever you said she could tell you were am autist or desperate or both and got turned off. At this point she just doesn't want to lead you on so you don't get any ideas.
Who else into /ballbusting/ ?
>>25175981
I like watching it done to others but would never want it done to myself. Same with humiliation and all that femshit.
Like the idea of stacy kicking chad in the family jewels
>>25175981
I like watching Chads being hit in the balls.
>beefy steroid Chad would bully me in PE
>he took a football to the nuts
>he rolled onto the ground, moaning and crying
>diamonds
That's how I got my fetish.
>falling asleep with a lip in
is there a greater feeling? last night i had nightmares about my oneitis, and today i fell sleep with a lip in and had an incredible sleep, mainly because there was no oneitis to be seen.
>>25175948
Do you use loose snus in bed?
>>25176016
i use portions, i just pulled an image off search
>>25176165
I have a friend who does that, he throws them on the floor when he wakes up
I'm so sick of myself I want to scream
What happened now?
The most concise description I have read of my own feelings today
I fucking detest this fucking life
STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY PUSSY BITCH! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PROBLEMS, MAN THE FUCK UP AND SOLVE THEM YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF SPERM
Why do you guys hate us women? We have feelings too, and we hurt just like you guys.
you only hurt because you're fickle shits who won't settle for less than 6 feet abs and 7/10+ face
not real hurt
>>25175820
because you literally do not give a fuck about men's feelings
you might understand on an intellectual level that men don't like being treated like trash. but you don't actually feel like you're doing anything wrong when you use them.
because you can't this level of pain
my life is worthless and everybody thinks so including myself
>be anxiety-ridden pussyboy
>in physical pain in anticipation of doing some things
>people say "you just have to stop being a pussy and do it"
Yeah, the best advice you can give to somebody with a problem is to stop having that problem? Fucking retarded normies.
Realize that no one really gives a shit whether you fail or succeed
If you fail, no one can kill you over it. Literally the worst thing any asshole can do is laugh. You'll still wake up the next morning with something else on your mind/ something else you need to do.
The best is people complimenting you/ liking to be around you.
The trick I personally learned was to distance myself from my body. Like someone controlling a puppet from far away. Pretend that you don't care if the puppet dies, just do all the things you think are cool without being a faggot/ taking things personally. If anyone hates what you do, it's directed at the puppet.
Meditation, mindfulness, escitalopram, study neurology to figure out what goes on in your brain.
Try CBT as well. If you keep pushing yourself to your limits, you should slowly conquer your anxieties.
Actually fuck it, I also suffer from generalized anxiety, and haven't done anything about it. Just keep on living this shitty life.
>>25175950
I tried to get treatment and it didn't do anything good. She was telling me about breathing and sitting on my hands and shit.
>wife of 3 years now
>making me sit in car and eat mc donalds while her my two kids and her friend go into mc donalds
>tells me she doesnt want anybody stealing the car
What do?
She is laughing and looking in my direction. I am posting from shitty mc donalds wifi
>>25175796
wait for a longer period of time then we can answer. What else are they doing? We need more information.
>>25175796
what the fuck? is this for real?
please tell me you're trolling!
>>25175796
she is cucking you desu familirio
Ask someone who gets bullied to the point of sexual favors anything.
>>25175741
Doth thou know the amount of years you have been alive?
you mean rape?
>>25175882
18.
>>25175909
Yes, I'm going to trial with him.
Hello NEETs, I work in the tendie factory and have done for a few years. I've been reading your threads with an open mind and decided that you are right, being a wagecuck is inferior to being NEET, I've spoken about this to my colleagues and they're all convinced too.
So tomorrow, we're all throwing in the towel, our boss and his business can go screw itself.
>>25175709
no more TENDIES for neets ever again!
Bit muh tendies ;(
Get back to work wagie i need those tendies!
Don't stop making them omg reeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>wants to be NEET
>stopping the production of tendies
Your thread is a paradox OP
>tfw no furfag bf to cuddle and share projects with one day and to have pee in my mouth and call me his personal whore the next
why live
Why not both in the same day?
m or f?
skype?
>>25175886
I don't have skype, my man
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