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If you have kissed another girl then fuck you
If you have held hands with another girl then fuck you
If you have friends then fuck you
If you ever had friends then fuck you
Fuck you YOU HEAR ME
FUCK YOU
CUNT SHIT
girls are for fucking
>>25178857
sauce on chick?
I've done all of that, I even managed to get a couple blowjobs.
I still haven't felt the pleasure of a vajin and for that reason, I am currently a broken man.
Im tired of the kind of life im living, I just talked to me oneitis and a girl I had a good relationship during highschool and managed to set up a meeting in her aprtment with them tomorrow, one of them is even taking a friend of her as well (we shared a one year course, so I know her a well).
Im gonna be in a date with 3 girls, I dont really expect anythig sexual to happen but holy shit, how is this even possible. I need advice, am i supposed ot bring something?
Having a boiled egg about your person is always a good idea.
>>25178917
that doesnt sound like sincere advice at all, stop trying to savotage me you pleb
>>25178917
Especially in such a trying time
This is weird to think about, but just think...
for billions of years, our ancestors reproduced.
All of us are part of an unbroken line stretching back a couple billion years into the past.
Some of us are going to be the LAST of that line.
Isn't that weird?
>>25178734
How does Jack Nicholson have a hairline like that and still look cool?
I look like a fucking mutant
>>25178777
Maybe you should dress like him. Nice triple 7 btw.
>>25178734
>Isn't that weird?
No, happens all the time in nature.
Some just don't carry on their genetic lineages. Shit happens.
Two ways to look at it;
>Shit happens, don't care.
>Ha, take this ancestors, fucking c-c-c-combo breaker, bitch.
Either way, I'm good with it.
>tfw literally friendless anons who post apparently desperate for friends and people to talk to still always stop responding to me
Am I just terminally boring? Do I have no soul, and people can somehow see this?
Even one guy I managed to keep on instant messenger for a month now has stopped logging on.
I guess I should give up.
You're not boring, but everyone prefers to respond to fake fembots, and cock threads
>>25178731
Please talk to me OP.
My kik is : LouisVotreEmpereur
>>25178731
hey op I'll listen
Tell me something
I need some quick fashion advice /r9k/!
What kind of pants and shoes would go well with this jacket?
>>25178729
I wear jeans with everything. Shoes? Just normal shoes... The coat itself is pretty meh imo. Looks like the shit Niko Bellic wears at the beginning of GTA IV
Blue jeans and brown boots.
Black joggers, white shirt, black timberlands/running shoes. Boom. Moderatly inoffensive.
>not even gay
>pretending to be in a ldr with a guy
>get all the emotional support i want
>once it gets serious break it off
>>25178713
>post on /r9k/ as a robot
>not a robot
>>25178713
i have your diagnosis right here
hm let me print it out
uh sorry you're gay
>>25178813
>/r9k/
>robots
/r9k/ is 2nd rate normie central m8.
Come home for Christmas.
Younger sister has turned into an overweight (very fat) SJW somehow.
She got triggered by people using the word "black" to describe someone. Says that "black people are many races". Wat.dll
Wat do
continue to act as you normally do. whenever she says something, just laugh.
she's not wrong but you should tell her that if she references to "whie" people she should clarify if she is talking about celtic, germanic, slavic, gothic, or turcic race
>>25178686
put her out of her misery
Been with the same girl for 7 years. Met in high school, and I've only ever been with her. All my sexual development and experimentation was with her, only ever kissed another girl before and maybe grabbed a boobie.
Now we are doing the long distance relations life which sucks, see her about 4-5 times a year for the past 2 years. Our sex life is/was good, talk about possibilities with sex toys, anal, other people ect. just general expansion of our routine. We try some stuff like restraints ect. Almost had a 3 way last year with her and a friend but I was afraid it might get gay. We talk about swinging sometime but havent ever done anything with other people.
Fast forward to now. I tell her about new friend from work and asked if shit ever happen would she be mad if I had a 3 way with him and his girl. All she says back is "do what you want" and changes the subject.
Ended up sleeping with him and is wife. Not sure what to do now, figured you guys would have good input
First off admit to yourself you're a fag that seeks out sexual encounters with men. Next tell her you're a fag and break up with her.
>>25178678
>figured you guys would have good input
Y
>>25178678
>figured you guys would have good input
Why ?
15 minutes 25 seconds
Before you kill yourself?
Ok
>>25178662
What time zone and where at senpai
>15 mins 25 seconds
>13 mins ago
I am black, and proud to have a small-average sized penis, so please stop with the BBC meme.
>>25178653
>I am black
stopped reading
>>25178653
By average you mean average plus 6?
Why are black people always proud of things they have literally 0 influence of?
I HAVE BECOME ROAST, DESTROYER OF ROBOTS
>>25178549
Her pussy looks like a cursor arrow.
>>25179159
>Her pussy looks like a cursor arrow.
lmfaoooo
>>25179159
fookinkekd
You are a disappointment to your forefathers.
You must feel that way about yourself.
>>25178543
my forefathers were all drunkards. I literally dont give a shit
Maybe my direct forefather should have been in my life.
>"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP VIRGIN! WE KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE CREEP!"
sorry officer i didnt meant ot upset teh whatevr
You can have meIf you can find me, General
What are they going to do? Kill me or rape me? either one solves the problem.
more of these
>>25178502
I'm not sure what this one is for but the thumbnail looks meme enough
There's some here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-wish-i-was-at-home
fkin plebs f a m
This is the future of the white race. If you can't control your women, we will.
>>25178427
this
love cucking white men more than fucking their wives
![screen-shot-2014-03-28-at-7-59-52-pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MLZLTo7.png "screen-shot-2014-03-28-at-7-59-52-pm[1]")
>>25178427
>>25178472
Keep them. White women are mostly trash.
>>25178427
other than a big penis, blacks suck.
>shit hair
>average face at best (usually the ones with white ancestry)
>effeminate hairless body
>either a cracking high pitched voice or choclate rain bass voice
>majority of blacks dont even have bbc
there is a reason the vast majority of whites fuck only whites, with some going for latinos and asians. blacks are a meme that american college sluts try.
![SWAT-Police-Raid1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MxeKOGU.jpg "SWAT-Police-Raid1[1]")
