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>tfw no qtp2t nerdy gf
>>25177134
>im such a nerd guys xd
Shes probably playing angry birds
>no mousepad
what an absolute pleb
>tfw no furfag bf to do tons of gay shit with
>tfw no furfag bf to do excessively lewd things with like peeing in my mouth while he plays vidya or whatever
>tfw no furfag bf to do fun manly things with like going fishing/hunting or biking in the snow or building junk off of Instructables
Where do I find bf when I want bf? I have a job and my own place and hobbies and everything
But where do you live?
>>25177120
L O N D O N
j/k it's in Canada
stop this anon, it's not right
She's literally steroids for my Benis
>>25176997
"I would crown her my queen any day of the week."
>>25177116
agreeddddddd with you
generic latina #1000000000000000003298328828228282882
stop spamming her already
I get to choose glasses or contacts in a couple hours from now and won't get to rechoose for another 2 years. Which will look better?
PUT THE CLOCK DOWN
>>25176962
Dunno. But
/picrelated
Guess you'll look good with glasses and contacts would be too much work for me personally.
>>25176962
Get prescription for contacts first. You can use the same prescription for glasses just measure the distance between pupils yourself and get glasses off a cheap site like coastal.
>recieved 4 texts last month
>all 4 were from papa johns
i have a feeling my life shouldn't be this pathetic
Thank (You) For The Blog, My Good Friend
Papa john loves you
>>25176932
you didnt even (You) me you fuck
give me the you i deserve
also why didnt you post an anime image? is there some problem here?
Any robots near Orlando want to see the star wars movie? I have no one to go with.
What color are you?
Senpai
>>25176872
I'm white. Don't see why it matters.
I would but I live nowhere close to you.
Any other robots work at McDonlads?
Going in for my 4th day and im ready to end it all
>>25176763
Sent in my resume... Waiting for an answer... Kill me please.
>>25176785
try and work up front, grill is cancer
>>25176796
I postulated for grill... Shit.
Excuse me... "s-sir"?
Do you know who dropped this? It seemed like it belonged to you
Upload some content cunt
boxxy aged so horribly, especially with all those dumb fucking haircuts
>>25176759
i would never be in the same room as a beauty like that?
Would you worship Anzu's feet?
Fuck off you little faggot and this shit tier thread. Take this to cgl or some shit.
Also kill yourself. Do it. Fucking bleed out.
No but I'd break her legs and abandon her in the sewers.
>>25176729
I'd rather suck her cock
>"Anon why are you so mad? It's 2015 and I can have more than one partner..."
>>25176724
Get out Stacy, Chang's mine.
>>25176724
>Asian
I bet you have a degree of some sort while she is most likely a teacher. How does it feel to be a beta provider while she has already sucked chad's cock.
AM/WF combos look so genuine. Like they truely love each other
while WM/AF looks like some small dicked beta faggot could fulfill his yellow fever
Okay, so not only am I a virgin, I have also never had any alcohol in my life but I decided to get the courage to buy some from Christmas just to find out what it's like being drunk. What do you fellow robots recommend for my first time?
Just get wasted.
>>25176709
Since you're a bitch go with smith off ice or Mikes hard lemonade. Stuff high school girls drink.
Scotch, Whiskey, Bourbon, Jack Daniels
Mix with coke/pepsi.
>gf wants to go to her FWBs family's house on christmas eve
Am I being an autist here by getting mad about this? Im not doing anything christmas eve anyways my family usually does a big Chistmas day get together, but still
Saged tbqh family sorry
>>25176663
I hope you don't mean what I think you mean when you say "FWB", anon.
You're not being a supporting cuck
>Accidentally get drunk and open up to my mom about how violent my moodswings are getting lately and how I have no idea whats wrong and am scared about people knowing
>Talking to her sort of helps and doesn't make me feel as awkward as I initially thought it would
>tfw today half my family is texting and calling me treating me as if I'm about to walk off a building
>tfw my mom humiliated me by telling my gossipy af relatives about how I'm broken
>tfw my fear of public failure is being realized
I hate this I know they mean well but I just want to hide
The worst part is that my two younger cousins who have always seen me as calm and collected are going to know and think so much less of me
why did I have to make the mistake of opening up I'm never drinking again god
you can't tell women, including your mother, anything, they just blab about it immediately because that's all women do - blab
>>25176712
I know this is typical /r9k/ misogyny but maybe you're right in this instance
>>25177090
>muh soggy knees
Is Spurdo the only pure meme left?
like Rasmus Bones Anderson on facebook
You're forgetting about the BIGGEST ONE
>>25176623
Only American and Japanese memes can be pure
I mean lets be honest at its heart spurdo is nothing more than a derivation of a very old meme
>woman tries to do something men do best
>fails miserably
l m a o
More hilarious stories like this?
Someone post the side-by-side of men and women on the same dirtbike obstacle course.
>>25176611
>>25176630
It's patriarchical micromisogyny that makes those women incompetent.
>>25176611
I think there was a woman who managed to become a navy pilot in the 90s because Bill Clinton pushed her through training even though she was shit, and crashed her F14 into a carrier.
I dont know all the details though, ameribros will have to fill me in.
