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What's their secret with women? How do they pick them up so easily?
>see random picture of a woman with a black dude
>HOW DO THEY DO IT?! HOW?! FUCKING CONSPIRACY
>see random picture of a woman with a white dude
>[no comment]
Baseline of 6/10 attractiveness
Hygiene
Confidence
Level-headed
Sound mind
they probably approach them. amazing what human interaction can do
who /health/ here?
Dumping a write-up including excellent diet advice I wrote, based on over a solid year of research and deep thought.
Your body's feelings are what largely shape your subjective experience of reality. Your diet has a huge long-term impact on your entire body; therefore a consistently good diet will literally change your experience of reality for the better.
One thing to understand from health/diet is that your body is designed to repair itself. See: a hammer blow to the thumb - you injure your body and it repairs itself. Yet if you were to hit your thumb every day with a hammer it wouldn't get the chance to repair itself and would eventually end up in a bad, irreparable way. This analogy is what's going on with your body on a larger scale. Keep shovelling shit (bad food) into it and the ablility for it to repair things such as organs and prevent diseases manifesting will be highly reduced. The body systematically prioritises what it should repair first and puts off lower-priority things (non-immediate death-threatening) for when it has the energy for it (from a good diet).
Continue?
>my research is deep thought
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>25178421
Research AND deep thought. Mostly research. Enjoy being a narrow-minded ignorant shit.
Continue already, I'm interested
YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS AND NOW YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS AND NOW YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS AND NOW YOU'RE NOT SO BIG ARE
Avtually I'm a p[retty big guy
>>25178307
that's one small woman, or a person with big hands
>>25178752
Nah, it's pretty normal. The red line is usually about 11 cm
![tumblr_nzpn88CUVn1ulsof0o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YwbsupF.jpg "tumblr nzpn88CUVn1ulsof0o1 1280[1]")
>winter 2016
>still no belly gf
>>25178294
DAMN that's a beautiful belly
![tumblr_ntbq3auv9z1tcvmtpo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aHYNofN.jpg "tumblr ntbq3auv9z1tcvmtpo1 1280[1]")
dat area
It's Summer in the southern hemisphere.
Every time you post in this thread, a normie dies.
Dubs can choose the execution method.
Trips throws a Chad grenade, turning every poster into a Chad.
>>25178157
Scaphism, pls, Great Gods of Gets, some normies need to suffer.
Maybe it'll be my boss via freezing to death or being buried alive.
Posting for justice
Is having a partner becoming more and more necessary due to cost of living?
>>25178127
In a spousal sense, I don't think so. Sometimes it costs more per person to have a relationship with someone than otherwise. Roommates can achieve that same economical goal without forming a relationship (is that what you are refering to with "partner"?)
Nah having a woman makes you buy shit you don't need.
it could help, but it also makes you financially reliant on one another. recipe for disaster pendejo
Heroin is happiness. Heroin takes all the pain away.
>>25178091
Because my mom said I'm not allowed to take any drugs unless my doctor tells me otherwise.
My friend got me to use it a handful of times in NJ. I've never felt that great ever again. I moved to get away from it but i WILL be back someday...
>>25178091
NEVER fuck i hate heroin it killed my beloved musicians
Why do women wear makeup? Lipstick, eye shadow, mascara, blush, the list goes on. It's fucking disgusting. If they want to wear a very fine layer of coverup to mask some blemishes, fine I guess, but anything more than that and I find such a woman revolting.
>>25178000
>he thinks women look good without makeup
Omg this post is hilarious. You do realize that all the women you see who "aren't wearing makeup" are wearing makeup. You do realize that right?
I used to be disgusted by it, but then I started to use coverup to hid some blemishes. And then I got into cosplay and started to look into eye liner and lipstick. I don't like red lipstick, it's gross. But pink is alright. I don't even go outside most of the time, I do it just to make myself feel better.
>>25178079
>he thinks women look good without makeup
They do though. A good looking woman without makeup > a good looking woman with makeup.
>Omg this post is hilarious. You do realize that all the women you see who "aren't wearing makeup" are wearing makeup. You do realize that right?
I've known some who only use an extremely small amount to lessen the appearance of blemishes. You can pretty easily tell when a woman is wearing makeup and when she isn't.
Just saw it. Actually liked the nigger. Poe was cool but seemed more of a plot device than a character. The autist was an autist and fuck that roastie whore. I actually liked the movie until the autist and roastie fought at which point I decided I hated the film.
>Rey
>roastie
Rey has a qt innie you uninformed mutant.
>>25177947
Yeah i saw it last night. Boyega was pretty cool but kylolosing to roastieand that awful britbong accent she had kinda ruined it
>>25177947
>Not liking Rey
And here I thought I'd faced all the shittest opinions this board could offer
I thought you fuckers said OkCupid doesn't work, I've had 10 likes and 4 messages since I started my profile today.
it doesn't work for people who belong on this board.
leave now
>>25177893
Dude I look like a fucking vulture on meth. I'm a 26 year old virgin. I have more right to be here than you do.
>>25177916
Post pic then you fucking normie.
>pro tip: if you got matches you're not a robot
>i've had sex but i'm still a robot
>my normalfag dragged me to a party and this girl just started hitting on me
Fuck you
>>25177793
Robot with a gf here, what is your problem?
>>25177793
>tfw you're so attached to r9k, you do everything you can to stay a robot
it's a sad existence
>>25177793
What can you do? They need this crowd to feel better about themselves. We'd probably do the same thing if we give up our wizard status one day...
Why is Taylor Swift so perfect?
Because media.
>>25177782
>white grill
>perfect.
Choose one. On one hand, yay, same race. On the other, yeah but chances are she's a man-hating feminist she-demon who'd love to see men taken to gas chambers.
She isn't
Who /innawoods/ here? Do you like it or are you one of the sissies that always wish you live in a shithole like NYC and LA?
yes and yes
having only an internet connection gets really boring
Be my guest
I'd like nature so much more if it weren't for fucking bugs
It's almost Christmas, /r9k/. Don't you wish you had a beautiful angel from heaven to be your girlfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSj_qUsKlo
I want to go to heaven and meet all the cute angels.
She is both holy and cute!
Snuggle up next to her under her soft feathery wings.
If you achieved a gf who loved having sex with you, would you stop watching porn?
>>25177679
>If you achieved a gf
Stopped reading right there.
Yes. It wouldn't be of use
impossible
the 2D game too strong
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