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>tow patrick bateman is 5 years older than you and you're pretty much still a kid living with mom
>implying patrick bateman wasn't just symbolic of late 80s wall street yuppie culture
>>25172714
he's my main inspiration in life desu senpai
>you will never have a mies van der rohe barcelona chair
Should I rent a room from a Chad?
>be 25
>be virgin
>moving to another state
>searching for rooms for rent on Craigslist
>everybody renting out a room seems to be a gay guy or a party Chad
What do?
>>25172651
true robots live on their own
Do what makes the most financial sense. Rent is throwing money away so throw the least amount away that you can.
>>25172651
>rent room from chad
>try not to be autistic
>be friends with chad
>chad invites you to party
>you make friends
If only I had this chance
>Want to go get pancakes
>No-one to go get them with
Go alone it's not that bad
If you were close I'd get pancakes with you. Pancakes are the best.
>>25172568
>going out for pancakes
Why? Pancakes are super easy to make, and a lot of fun when you learn to flip the in the pan without a spatula. You can also do silly shit like putting cocoa or yoghurt or even cookie crumbs or whatever in the batter if you're feeling mad decadent that day
Is there any kind of modern sentry job these days? Like fire watchman or lighthouse keeper? Do these occupations still exist?
>sit in comfy watch tower
>solitude
>do basically nothing but glance around occasionally
Would need internet access though
Pic very related
If there was internet access in those places why would they not just put up a webcam with some motion detecting software
security guard
>>25172603
You can't stop a break in after it's committed
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to teII everybody
I only drink my coffee black I actually like the bitter taste
that's how i drink it every day since like 7 years. and i always tell people too
>>25172570
>>25172571
Same, black cock is best cock
r9k, why you no wear cool $300 Giorgio Armani sunglasses like Elliot?
supreme sunglasses desu
Life ain't easy for a metrosexual HAPA.
I wear the cheapest sunglasses from the grocery store to prevent the sun from blinding my vision when I drive and that is it. But I don't have an hero style to wear them all the time.
What does /r9k/ think about retards like jacksepticeye and Kwebelkop?
I honestly want to kill myself when I hear their voices.
kwebel is far worse than jack
>>25172508
FIFA/Minecraft/gta/COD and fags that play popular games like fallout to get views are the scum of the Internet.
Fuck Kewbelkop. Jack doesn't yell like a fucking retard 90% of the time like Kewb does. That being said Jack isn't good either. Fuck 90% of youtube gamers.
The only youtube gamer worth watching is Penguinz0
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to telI everybody
How the fuck did this get past the robot?
I LIKE MY COFFEE WITH SUGAR AND CREAM
Once you go black, you never go blox
Daily reminder women would rather have sex with dogs and children than us
Why are we so undesirable?
seriously robots
fat people
ugly people
disabled people
even them have sex
why can't we
what's so wrong with us
>>25172308
So are you going to tell us what happened next?
>>25172362
the kid was a stupid cuck
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
cream and sugar gives me a tummyache
>>25172293
how many big boy points do you get for this?
Don't care about cream, but SUGAR?
HOW YOU GON' BE MAD ON VACATION?
DUTTY WININ ROUND ALL THESE JAMAICAAAAAANS
I'LL START A FIGHT CLUB
BRAD RE-PITT-ATION
I'LL TURN THE PLANE AROUND
YO ASS KEEP COMPLAININ
>>25172285
UNH
THIS DAT PROM SHIT
THIS DAT WHAT WE DO DON'T TELL YA MOM SHIT
>tfw no one will know what dutty wine is
Typical /r9k/ virgin.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>25172251
>username: daddyissues_
that explains everything
>>25172251
Thats not even that unreasonable unless shes 5ft 2 or under
i have a fetish for tall girls, thankfully i'm 5'10" so i don't have to deal with these stuck-up 5'8" cunts who demand the tall chads
Who else /givenuponwomencompletely/ here?
I don't even find women attractive anymore after redpilling. 2D girls are cute and pure unlike 3DPD roastie whores, so i'm okay with them.
However, I love cute men, both 3D and 2D.
I was already gay and I still failed.
3DPD is disgusting.
I'm on Fetlife right now trying to go gay.
I messaged a guy who seemed sane in his profile, sent him something like "Hey! What's up? Im also into that." and he replied with something like
>I want to be your little baby tampon boy. I want to make poopies and peepees for you.
I don't understand what happens to gay men. Do they just go fucking crazy after they taste dick? Why are they all so fucking weird and oversexed and aggressive? Can you just calm the fuck down so we can set up some gay sex and chill out and maybe enjoy ourselves?
Post some of your waifus from your harem itt thx fAms
Now das ist eine kissback ja
>>25172226
Who is she? Those dark features.
I call her Kahlan
Anything biting today?
This is a sketchy thread.
/pol/ bites any day, to anything
The only thing biting is the biting, razor-sharp wit of the NEET philosopher-kings, who take time off from writing symphonies and studying Greek philosophy to post wagecuck threads!
