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Who else here /hasauselessmother/?
>be me
>jobless NEET
>try to get a job constantly
>mom tries to enforce the idea that I just CAN'T get a job due to my mental issues
>know she's full of shit
>start to feel pain in my jaw
>check in the mirror last night
>just realized my wisdom tooth was coming in and fucking up the row of teeth on my right side
>tell my mom about it this morning
>fucking tells me that I don't have any money so I can't do anything in a condescending tone
>mfw my mother tries to convince me that I'm unable to get a job then fucking insults me by telling me that I don't have any money
My mom's a dumb fucking cunt, holy shit.
Yup she sounds like a bitch
>>25171139
shes only lashing because shes lonely and feels that if you get a job you'll start getting a life and you wont be around her as much. I know it sucks and she shouldn't but its just a natural reaction.
bump
Fuck my mother. My father and the rest of my family too.
>think I'm borderline mildly retarded or something
>people say they think I'm really intelligent
what's going on here?
Autism
filtermilterfuck
If your vocabulary/speech is even slightly unusual they'll assume you're a savant autist, that's what happens with me.
They don't realize my brain was fried by psychosis
>>25171051
I feel the same way and it happens to me too. They don't believe me when I say I'm a retard and think I'm lying.
How do I deal with the pain of being in love with a girl on the other side of the country?
>>25170944
By moving there
>>25170944
I'll figure it out when I realize how to deal with living on the opposite end of Americlap from someone I'm seriously thinking I'm in love with
>inb4hurr internet love doesnt real
Nigger, do you think I don't know this?
>>25171005
are you a nigger? original comment bloxxx
Modern women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_EwQT2mfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUO3w3HulZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNX8FQzU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAP8ZHU7gA4
Why are you still single senpai? Don't you want one of these strong, beautiful women?
>>25170758
I have ocd and I can somehow relate to what the first one said about kids being messy and shit. I just can't watch small kids playing with their food ending up with saliva, puke and food all over them and table. but the rest about kids being rude and loud it is fault of their parents mostly. also money, I mean 20 years timeline and she is bitching about 1/4 million? come on 50k is somehow average income isn't it? that makes 12 million in 20 years.
>>25170984
>come on 50k is somehow average income isn't it? that makes 12 million in 20 years.
Um... $1million in 20 years, and that's disregarding all your expenses.
>>25171062
shit I am dumb at night. I counted 50k as a monthly income.
Are men really this icky?when I come on here I read about boys not showering more than once a month, having pee bottles in your room, rotting teeth etc. i am a virgin fembot who has never even kissed a man and since coming on here every time I see a man I'm disgusted because I think he's probably at home cumming on the wall and pee pee in bottles.
Not all of us are like that.
I use my sister's panties as tissue when l cum, it is much hotter than the wall. As for the pee, l just do it on the street from my window, people usually yell at me but it has never gone too far.
>>25170713
Don't you at least fold back your dick skin and wash under it?
>>25170738
I take showers everday, l pee in the toilet, l have a job and a girlfriend, l only post on r9k when l'm resting between my sets.
Explain to me why the "hook up" culture is the worst thing that happened in the last 15 years.
Go
>marriage rates at their lowest
>single mothers at all time high
>women are less happy now than they were 40 years ago
>men are dropping out of society
>>25170643
Because I'm not a part of it
>>25170665
Source?
>>25170672
Basically this. If you are chad, it's the best time to be alive.
I have asked if my looks met guys' physical standards for dating, and every guy said no. Here are some of the answers I got, copied and pasted:
You could lose a little weight but you're a butter face at best.
Sorry my but no, I'm not a mean guy but I would like to see someone more nicer in my bed in the morning.
No, unfortunately even if you were the nicest person in the world, I would not be able to date you simply because I find you incredibly unattractive. It may seem shallow, but for any relationship to work, there has to be some attraction.
EWWWWW...There goes my dinner.
god no
K I'm sorry but your *** ugly an don't get mad because you asked what I think so yeah
2/10 Sorry, but I am just being honest. I don't find you attractive at all.
pretty ugly
you look like a tanker, aka a massive sh*t
And those were the NICE ones!
So I can't get a guy on looks because I'm too ugly, and even though I have a really nice personality they won't date me because I'm ugly. what is there for me to do?
>>25170586
Lose weight you dumb cunt.
>>25170586
Pray and chant
>Trapped inside a void of black
>No escape, no turning back
>Walking further unto the gates
>Falling faster, it's much too late
>Evacuate, the time is near
>All the people you knew are here
>They turn their backs on you again
>Leave you hopeless, leave you for dead
>Come now, Lucifer
>Now is the time
>Come now, Lucifer
>Destroy their minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLd6pxV15Q
>>25170586
>even though I have a really nice personality they won't date me
It's unfortunate but I assume any fat person is unintelligent and too much of a retard to be worth investing in.
If you can't even take care of your own body, how am I going to trust that you can be my partner and raise our kids, take care of finances, etc?
Who /Martin Shkreli fanboy/ here?
He is literally the NEET god. If you don't aspire to become like him then you are mentally ill.
How is he a NEET god? AFAIK he doesn't have much free time
But yes, I do aspire to be like him.
>>25170632
>How is he a NEET god? AFAIK he doesn't have much free time
Have you seen his livestreams?
He has 100's of hours of livestream footage on youtube and all he does is strum a little bit on his guitar, play league, play chess, listen to music and autistically talk to girls on okcupid.
Literally a successful NEET with millions.
agree ,he got captured bc he was telling the truth.
about a interview he gave , he said you can buy the verdicts , then he started laughing.
if you tell the truth and expose , you will get punished .
THAT IS HOW MERICA WORKS.
you can make money and do stuff as long you keep your mouth shut.
YOU ARE WEAK. ALL OF YOU ARE WEAK ASS SONS OF BITCHES.
STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. GET OF YOUR LAZY SORRY ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU FAT WEEB FUCK.
THE WORLD DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY PROBLEMS
s-sir, I-I know, sir
>>25170578
I just want to punch Frank Horrigan in the face.
But I don't give a shit about the world
So why would I get off my ass to engage with it?
Because you want me to?
Wouldn't it be more weak of me to listen to you just because you're shouting at me and not because I actually agree with you?
Why am I so short? Why is it so hard for me to bulk up? Why are my dick and balls so small? Why don't I have much body hair? Why can't I grow a full beard? Why am I so much less of a man than other men? Why were they bequeathed masculinity in all its wonders while I drown in androgyny?
It's not fair. It's not fair.
I'm also short and I have a fuck load of body hair(I had more than that guy at 17) and a voice deeper than your mom's cunt. Now I'm balding and look like a dwarf from LOTR.
At least you can do the whole cute boy thing.
>>25170555
>Cute
>Boy
Disgusting.
>>25170555
>At least you can do the whole cute boy thing.
Women aren't really attracted to cute boys.
It's only good if you're gay.
>tfw you will never, literally NEVER, know what cuddling feels like
>>25170398
No shut up stop it!!!
>>25170398
Same pheels here bruh
Not true, I will take what is rightfully mine.
What is the psychological and biological basis for the gangbang? Why would anyone want such a thing?
What would possess a woman to want such a thing? What causes her to request a gangbang? Do all women secretly want gangbangs?
bumping with more gang bangs.
Not sure if sneak cuck thread or sexist rant
>>25170316
maximize stimulation. That's basically what sex is all about.
Who /fingerbox/ here? Any of you shown your collection to a girl? How did it go?
>>25170182
>fingerboxes
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>25170182
i'm saving up for a pretty nice one on amazon, spruce and ebony. dunno when i'd ever get the chance to show it to a girl or if i would though
>>25170182
What is a fingerbox?
Wake up and see this in ur snapchat, what do?
>>25170157
puke, delete snapchat.
Leave her on "Opened"
>>25170157
kill it with fire, then kill yourself for having a snapchat.
Anyone here gets sad while masturbating?
Recently every time I start to fap I suddenly get really sad to the point that I have to stop
I know this feel.
I'm starting to lose interest in masturbation as well. There is no hope for me.
that feel when crushing loneliness
>>25170174
same here, i just rush threw it so I'm not violently horny anymore.
