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You guys realize we will never see a candidate as great as this for the rest of our lives?
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>>25165776

>You guys realize we will never see a candidate as great as this until the whole fucking system breaks down and we have real alternative parties like communists and fascists

phixd
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Sure we will, Bernie Sanders remember! (:
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>>25165776
Your mean a shitposter on a form of politician?

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>love Japanese cuisine
>love Japanese architecture
>love Japanese girls
>love the Japanese language (year into it)
>hate animu
>some mangos are alright
Might as well go full fucking weeb and since /r9k/ is one massive animufag maybe one of you might suggest an animu that a robot might like
I've watched watamote, death note, tried gunslinger girls and that umaruu animu but none of these are to my liking

Also sauce on pic related, is it good?
Any genre lads ;___:
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you want r9k related or normie anime related?
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>>25165675
klk is an entry-level meme anime

it's good but nowhere near the hype it's put out to be
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>>>/jp/

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Who /gettingfat/ here?

>5'9"
>was only 140 pounds near the end of summer
>just weighed in at 165 this morning
>have a gut and moobs are growing
>pants are feeling tighter
>still can't stop eating like shit

I was trying to cut back on the food today, but I just caved and binged on junk. M-maybe I'll start working out after New Years...
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>5'9"

kill yourself manlet lobster
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>>25165551
O-okay, I guess you're right. Nobody wants a fat manlet.
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>5'11"
>was only 150 pounds near the end of summer
>weighed in at 170+ some time this month
>About the same size as before
>pants are feeling a little looser actually
>Decided I'm getting fat and stopped eating every other hour

meh

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>Used to come to /r9k/ to relate with other fuckups
>Now most threads are normalfag bullshit complaining about stupid shit
>Haven't seen a molestation thread in literally months
>Get called a beta faggot by failed normals for venting
>Can't even enjoy a little loli/shota without normalfags shitting things up
>Just want to enjoy shooting the shit with other people who are as fucked up as I am
>Can't even do that here
What happened?
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>>25165430
get out of here beta loser.

r9k is for lumbersex only fuck up.
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pepe la frog and fembot threads turned it into /soc2.0/
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>>25165430
You know you're going to have to give that source.

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Hey there anons. Christmas is only 3 days away. Feel free to come in and share your winter and family woes, indulge in some general feels, or just have a drink or two. What can I get for you?
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Why did you ignore me when I asked if you could be my boyfriend?
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Evening again barkeep. Right now i've got the fire burning bright, a good chrsitmas playlist going, and i'm wrapped in my comfiest blanket. Give me the usual NY sour, and this will complete my comfy evening.
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>>25164427
Some bitch on OKC called me ugly just now. I actually can't remember the last time someone called me ugly.
I'm going bald and I just turned 23.
Im ordering an exit bag right now so at least I have an out.
Honestly I'm just glad this place has been here with me for so many years. You guys were at least honest

Why do fat girls feel so entitled and empowered by lazy and gluttonous?
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because beta males enable their behavior
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This shit only happens in the US
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What I'd like to know is who keeps giving these ham whores a voice? Society has nothing to gain from accepting fat people.

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Starting off with some real feels
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>>25162657
Why is Harrison putting a bow on?
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Infographs are welcome as well
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The robot makes it hard to dump comics but I don't cares

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>ITT Truths you've accepted about yourself.
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I will probably never reciprocate love as well as any SO would want me to.
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The love of my life is no more
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>i'll never be truly happy

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One of the reasons shitty women get away with their behavior is because the world if full of stupid fucking guys who constantly kiss their ass and put them on a pedestal, always following them around and telling them how great they are for having a vagina.

Why? Why the fuck do those people still exist? I'm not talking only about white-knights, I'm talking about most men who see a girl they're attracted to and think they are some godly-being who deserves constant praise, like those fucks making FB or Instagram comments on girls' pages: UR BEAUTIFUL PERFECT ANGEL BLAH BLAH


WHY DO THEY STILL DO THIS?
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*Their asses
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>>25162303
>WHY DO THEY STILL DO THIS?
it's what they've been told to do all their lives, and are conditioned to think they're not "real men" and will be shunned by society if they don't.
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>>25162303
Keep your mouth shut beach

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Dear A,

I'm so sorry.

Love,
C
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Professor,

Please love me.

M
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>>25161839
Dear robots,

Letter writing is so 13th century. Have you heard of snapchat?

Love,
Me
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>>25161839
Hey H,
I'm sorry about last night, you need to tell K though, and soon.
He can't go on talking about T when he doesn't know

-J

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Sup blackbots,

how are you feeling?

how's your life going?

anything new?

how do you feel?

come share. come hang out. post the music you're listening to music. post some art you like.

chill thread.

mixed blacks and latin americans are obviously welcome as well.


I like this song btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aShfolR6w8
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>>25161416
i'm drunk and feeling good, ignore the repetition.
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>>25161416
Why does listening to MG give me such intense feels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDLFbKWT1OY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wvvN_kU004
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>>25161476
sam cooke has good feels, chaka khant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZB4jcPmFGo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMJeQYz6c4

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>be force sensitive
>be trained from childhood by last remaining Jedi in the galaxy
>lose a duel to a woman who has no previous training in the force


Literally what? Worst villian ever?
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>>25159244
He lost after being shot by Chewie and fucked up a bit by Finn.
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YES! Dude's a serious underachiever.
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>>25159317
dude's midichlorians were on vacation or something

>force push her into a tree
>it's super effective
>never do it again

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Tbqh I wish I was autistic enough for this.
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>>25147245
>2k16 inbound
>not having a waifu shrine
Literally what are you doing?
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>tfw don't know who my waifu is
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I used to have a shrine up (with several more figures of her on my desk), but I mostly de-weeb'd my room.

The real problem is that I have a new waifu, and there's pretty much no merchandise available of her.

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rose bread, come here rosebud

edition: shitposting
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a beautiful granny.
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I don't care if that's a guy, I'd fuck that lol

I don't care how old she is honestly, I would hug her.
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I prefer Ashley.

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>meet qt black girl at cafe
>she seems nice, we hit it off
>take her back to my place
>start to get busy
>she asks me if I know about "raceplay"
>tell her "no, not really"
>she starts explaining
>tfw the night only gets more weird and uncomfortable after that
>tfw stopped answering her calls and messages

She wanted me to call her a nigger.

Like not even "nigga," I'm talking actual racist shit and wanting me to make her my "slave" and shit.

I realize we like to be edgy and racist here because it's anonymous and everything but Jesus Christ.

This girl actually GOT OFF on that shit...

What the FUCK is wrong with these black chicks?
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Lots of Asians are into it too. Just search on Google.
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>Implying a black girl would hit on a liberal tumblr faggot that wouldn't even call her a nigger
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>>25170966
Black girls are meh to me but that sounds hot. I'd totally do it.

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