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Why are you wasting your time with life when you can kill yourself?
Because my life is comfy and I have an inheritance
I have thing to fix before leaving.
I have video games to play, plus it would destroy my momther
>Just lose weight
>Just take care of your skin
>Just dress better
>Just get a good haircut
>Just get tal-record scratch- Height doesn't matter anyway, anon!
to be fair have you even tried making yourself taller?
Or when people ask "why are you depressed?"
Height is important but not a deal breaker. If you make yourself look great in every other way women won't even care.
You're responsible for your failures.
Daily reminder that there are people on this board who literally have sex with women unironically
>tfw ironically fucking girls
>tfw they think I care about them
>they think I enjoy t
>mfw I don't
Suckers.
>>25170520
>there are people on this board whose egos are threatened by the presence of non-retards
Seek a therapist.
>>25170611
You're a fucking normie
Crawl back in the hole you crawled out of
I was a true robot.
>At 20 it had been 4 years since I'd properly hugged a girl my age.
>Total virgin, never talked to girls, didn't know any girls.
>I relentlessly jacked off to porn and hentai every day.
>Had an insatiable sex drive, and would live in a fantasy world most of the time.
>I enjoyed my life like this for years.
>I was single and alone all the time but I didn't have any major problems and life was pretty good.
Almost a year ago before I turned 20 I got the idea that I needed to get a girlfriend but I couldn't make it happen.
Years of no relationships had left me with no experience, even though I thought I could talk to girls pretty well.
Then I met a girl I really got along with.
We talk all the time and the conversation always has to be light and happy, otherwise she gets upset.
If I send a message the wrong way she will think I'm mad and becomes extremely upset.
She's constantly worried about trying to make me happy and although I appreciate it, it becomes annoying to no end because I have to constantly act happy.
One wrong step and it all turns to shit.
Even though I like her there is no end to the problems she creates.
If you get a girlfriend you have to keep the relationship going 24/7.
People are all endlessly complicated and they have issues.
And the longer is goes on the more issues keep popping up.
There are no breaks and in the end you just end up wishing you didn't have to deal with it.
td;dr
Being single is fucking bliss.
Don't ever change robros.
You just picked a stupid needy gf with a lot more issues than average.
>>25170484
so anon got an average gf?
>>25170408
This is pretty much why I've never had a gf
The few girls that were interested in me for one reason or another acted like this. All girls act like this. All girls are needy and require validation, its the only reason they get bf's.
And if I got a little close their emotional needy behavior always made me want to back the fuck away.
Its hopeless robots. All women are like this. Some are just better at hiding than others.
Woman are children.
>time passes
>I gradually fix everything that I didn't like about myself
>literally cure my social anxiety to zero
>there is actually one night in 8 months when I feel I haven't been this happy since I was a kid
>the feeling fades fast
>still don't see the point to anything
>games, anime, movies even the best ones don't bring joy anymore
>money doesn't make me happy don't want to buy anything
>see normie fuckers happy that they watched a shit movie or bought a shit game
>I'm 90% sure I will kill myself at some point in my life
What can you do when you simply don' feel anything? It's not sadness, it's such an empty feeling that it's almost like I'm not even here mentally.
social anxiety was simply the phase where life like an angle grinder was grinding you down. There were still sparks flying off the grinder. Your social anxiety being cured is just an illusion because there's nothing left to grind anymore.
go hiking.
>>25170244
Start reading books, you might go for audiobooks if you attention is really shit
Who here has been diagnosed with ADHD?
How long did it take for you to get diagnosed? How well did treatment work?
>>25170217
>falling for meme disorders
>>25170264
It's a meme disorder in that everyone pretends they have it because they're special snowflakes. It really exists though. Anyone who's experienced not being able to sit down and focus on something for more than 30 seconds understands it.
Got diagnosed when I was 18. My psychiatrist did some tests with me and immediately evaluated them. By the end of the appointment I already got Ritalin prescribed.
I dropped out of high school when I was 16. After the diagnosis I went to night classes in order to finally graduate. Im 23 now and I will graduate from university next year. Ritalin/Adderall wont magically solve all your problems but it sure helps a lot.
Do you have any nice wallpapers, /r9k/? My folder is kinda small, so let us show each other our nicest wallpapers so we may increase our collections of pretty backgrounds!
you know they have an entire board for this right
>>25170108
yeah so?
there's also a board for faggots but you're still here nontheless
>>25170158
That wasn't very nice, newfag-kun
I know you're fresh off the boat from reddit so I'll just link you to the place
>>>/wg/
Have fun :^)
Would /r9k/ date a former porn star? Let's assume that she's disease free and in every other way your ideal woman.
>>25170071
>I have to type something these days.
>>25170071
No I would not you used up slut. Now please go to /b/ or /soc/.
Pic related is your internal organs in 5 years.
>>25170096
Is this what happens when you smoke with your vagina?
Literally all you have to do is find a girl who looks like she has low standards, go to her instagram/twitter/etc, find out what she likes and become that
>inb4 become chad Xd
no, actually try you retards
fake it til you make it and get off this board if you want your penis sucked
>>25170031
>Find a girl who looks like she has low standards
Easier said then done my friend!
>>25170031
>fake it til you make it and get off this board if you want your penis sucked
Except I want more than just sex.
>>25170031
Fuck you fag if it was that easy why are you on /r9k/ and not fucking stacy
It's cruel to give false hope to the hopeless
bored tonight with nothing to do... heading out to buy some DXM right now. Aiming for a 2nd plateau so I still have the ability to go for a /NightWalk/ in a hour or so.
Any of my brobots out there DXMing? any /nightwalk/ers? report in
I used to do it quite a bit, until I reached fourth plat? Is that the highest one, it's been like five years.
But anyway, once I reached the top it lost all it's mystique and I just went back to weed.
It was certainly fun at the time tho, good luck robotripping op!
>>25170001
dude where do you live, its just starting to get light out on the east coast
caps or sizzurp?
>>25170104
OP here, posting from taipei, taiwan!
downed 500ml beer, chugged 100ml robitussin DM, just bought second 100ml at a different store. chasing with mentos and water
>>25170050
just the third time for me, both trips were decent escapes from my shit reality. Hard to get weed out here in asia unfortunately
ITT everyone post your health problems
>be typical 22 yr old kv NEET
>leave house once every two months for haircut
>don't bathe often, mostly once a week
>fap every day and wipe jizz in underwear and don't change underwear unless I bath, that means once a week
>go for my afternoon nap
>turn on heated blanket and sleep comfy
>wake up to terrible itch in balls
>remove underwear and see
>balls have these pic related two red spots which itch like crazy
What is this shit /r9k/? Its not an STD is it? I'm still a virgin, btw I went to the barber a few days ago, could it be related to that?
Pictures that make you go hmmmm thread?
>>25169971
>btw I went to the barber a few days ago, could it be related to that?
could your itchy ball sore be related to getting a haircut?
i dunno did you fuck your barber?
>>25169971
why are your balls black and your fingers white??
>get an instant boner when trying to hold in a shit
I can't be the only one, right?
>>25169866
that sound like ass play and thats some gay shit there nigger.
no, I'm pretty sure that's how most faggots find out that they like having something in their ass.
>>25169866
yeah you are the only one with a prostate you fucktard
The fact that "friend-zoning" is a thing is just unbelievable. If you want someone who meets your needs and life goes and gives it to you, shouldn't you see that and thank life for answering your call? Instead, most people get that person, acknowledge them, and just "friend-zone" them because, what they lust, they don't believe that the person who meets their needs will provide. Life will only give you one person that meets your requirements. If you "friend-zone" that person, it just shows that you're just a whore and don't deserve the one you want. If you truly want someone, don't fall for someone else because they look good and makes your lust for them grow. There's only one person that comes and can make you happy. If you fall for someone else, it just wastes their time and it just shows how much lust means more than love to you. If you're willing to ask for someone who meets all your needs, why would you take them for granted? It's like asking, and getting, a brand new Lamborghini and selling it for a piece of shit Ford Pinto with no motor. "Friend-zoning" is just a sleazy, slutty thing to do. Why "friend-zone" the one person life gave who is everything you need in a person for a relationship?
>>25169761
i am very confused by this post
>>25169761
You literally actually seriously unironically typed this out
Guy who cannot feel here. Sometimes theres just no attraction between 2 sexes. Not everybody wants to be with someone theyre not particularly attracted to just because they make a good pair.
People pair up because of emotions and if there are none then why even pair up?
I guess out of mutual benefit but humans dont work that way.
Hey neetfags. My Christmas break from work starts tomorrow and I get five whole days off to enjoy myself. I wonder what I should buy with my hard earned cash. Maybe a new video game and some ice cream. Haha I can't wait, enjoy being poor losers!
I still need to buy Christmas presents for my niece and my sister. While I'm buying girl stuff I should probably get something for this girl that keeps talking to me for some reason.
Having enough money to buy people presents is neat.
>>25169708
>and I get five whole days
My infinity days off from work continues tomorrow and I get the rest of my life to enjoy myself. I wonder what I should buy with my unearned insurance money. Maybe a bunch of backpage prostitutes and some ice cream. Haha I can't wait, enjoy being Mr Goldstein's cum receptacle, loser!
>tfw all I had to do to make seven figures was get hit by a semi
lol eat shit poorfag wage slave faggots
Fembot here.
I wish I was in a Anime world
:(
Same t b h
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>>25169590
Nice bait Anon!
>>25169590
i wish you would give me your contact information so i could talk to you
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