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Meet milf online
>Keen to fuck me
>Shes married
>Has 13 year old boy
>and 15 year old daughter
>im 21
>shes 39
>She looks ok
>Huge its
>Found out her husband has cancer
>hes dying
>Shes hasnt had sex with her husband for 2 years
>She looks after him 247 a day
>Shes sending him to a hospital from the 25th xmas day
Up untill new years 7th of January 2016
She wants me toi spend time with her from this point on
>Shes planned everything
>I act confident online with her
>She said shes going to spoil me
O.o 3 days away now
>I have to meet her
>Im scared more now
>I barely text her
>Im a virgin
>Shes married
What do? is it okay to lose ur virginity to a married women?
>>25163888
Post pics of said milf and we'll decide.
>>25163888
Widow yes, married no. It's up to your concious now.
>>25163888
She knows she's going to be a single mother soon. She's lining you up to be her new host once her husband croaks.
Why don't you have a white boyfriend yet?
>>25163796
im not a faggot... so theres that
I do. He is asleep right next to me. Feels good c:
>>25163828
Then why are you on r9faggot?
I need to learn how to kiss before tomorrow, because some girl actually agreed to go out with me. She's not a virgin, shes really really cute and asian. I told her im a virgin but ive been with girls before.
Please help, she doesn't know I am a kissless virgin, what do?
>>25163721
You can "practice" a little bit by kissing your arm.
But really, it's something that comes instinctively - when you start to kiss her, hormones take over and your body knows what to do. That feeling of "losing control" is one of the best things about making out!
That having been said, some tips tips:
1. Initial, closed-mouth kissing is really easy. Again, you can practice by kissing your finger - use enough suction that your lips "stick" but not so much they part and you're starting to suck your finger into your mouth. That's where you want to start. If you move on to full on making out i.e. open mouth and french kissing you can start to suck on her lips a bit.
2. Don't "eat her face" - focus on the lips and follow her lead.
3. Kissing with tongue is good but don't try to push it too far too fast, different girls will have different preferences and you need to learn what your girl likes. My first girlfriend was ALL about it (literally, after our/my first kiss, she leaned in my ear and told me "shove your tongue down my throat!"), meanwhile my current one just likes it if I tap my tongue on hers/lick her lips a little bit.
4. Variety is good. Kiss her upper lip, kiss her lower lip, come in from different angles. With closed-mouth kissing, vary the amount of suction you put on her lips, but be gentle.
5. If you're making out with her try pulling back from a kiss but keeping your face in close contact with hers, maybe nose to nose, and moving around a little bit like that without going back in for another kiss right away - it builds tension, which is sexy for both of you.
>I told her im a virgin but ive been with girls before.
>she doesn't know I am a kissless virgin, what do?
10/10 b8
>>25163721
decent movie.
control your saliva and think of it as caressing with your lips and tongue (only a bit at first, feel it out) instead of "kissing," that's really all you're doing.
ENJOYING THE GREAT LIFE EDITION
did you do your productive deed of the day?
>>25163724
I cooked, if that counts.
>>25163827
>cooked
Looks like you made sandwiches nigger, that isn't cooking
What would you do if you found out that the girl you like had sucked your friend's cock before?
Could you still look at her face the same way?
Could you still feel just as excited to kiss her, knowing that it's the same pretty lips she used to stimulate his hard cock to orgasm?
Could you be able to stop visualizing her eagerly servicing the proud naked man who tainted her before you?
Could you still live with yourself, knowing that you settled for the woman that another man had already marked as his territory?
Could you still be able to look at your friend in the eye without feeling humiliated that you settled for his cum-stained leftovers?
Could you still have any shred of self-respect knowing that when your back is turned, your friend is gleeful about the fact that he ruined her before you?
Could you still believe that you are meant to spend your life with a girl who will always remember your friend damaging her body before you?
>>25163686
yes i would love her even more.
>>25163686
god that is fucking disgusting
spoiler that shit man
i dated a girl who fucked my best friend first, I cucked him
Who /aloneonchristmas here. What are you planning on eating?
I'ma eat lead, duh.
better have my pie first.
>>25163674
aloneonchristmas and foreveralone here. i plan on eating spaghetti with some lowfat shredded cheese on the sauce. ideally i would like to eat a bullet but i don't have a gun any more.
>>25163674
probably nothing special. also i don't celebrate Christmas anymore.
>tfw trying to give up alcohol, tobacco and masturbation at the same time
This is hell.
>tfw drinking a glass of brandy, just threw in a lip and about to check out empornium to see if there's anything new
this is heaven
>>25163632
You should take those one at a time and quit tobacco last so that you can smoke when you feel like caving on the other two.
You're setting yourself up for failure, which will only discourage you from trying again.
Give up just one at a time next time you try this if you fail this time.
But in the case of alcohol, it lowers inhibitions and makes you want to smoke, so if you quit smoking before you quit drinking you'll just end up smoking again.
Keep trying to quit all three at a time, but if that fails I recommend quitting drinking first, smoking second, fapping third.
who /enjoysanolive/ here?
>>25163605
I enjoy green olives on pizza.
>>25163764
Oh, and in a martini.
>>25163764
>>25163764
Green olives are for children.
Black olives are for men.
I just need to get my thoughts out here because I'm pretty embarrassed by this so I don't want to tell any of my irl friends.
So I've been seeing this chick for a little while at school but now I'm home on christmas break. Literally EVERY night at home (been home for like a week) I've woken up imagining that I've been cuddling her like I do at school. Like I have my arm around my blanket or a pillow or something and l seriously think i'm spooning her until I squeeze her and she disappears. This happens a few times every night. Not only is it annoying, but it's really jarring and makes me miss her.
Has anyone ever experienced something like this? It's fucking weird. I know it's going to happen again tonight.
pic unrelated
>>25163443
>I've been seeing this chick for a little
fuck off normie
>>25163443
This post right here made me realise that 4chan is now actually worse than reddit and 9 gag
You are a child wtf do you want from us you fucking stupid fuck
Is there no safe haven from this flood of stupid fuckers who think anyone cares about anything in their lives that isn't fucking hilarious or oc generating?
I hope a drunk driver kills your girl and you never get to hold her you fucking garbage can ass hat nigger loving fat fuck.
Get the fuck off my board normie. No one wants you here you piece of shit.
A qt grill commented on my selfie with this.
Is this flirting?
How do I respond?
She is worried that you will kill yourself so she said something nice.
>>25163430
Well dang.
Tell her the size of your dick
ITT: We post current desktops
>really trying to be funny so give me attention
This comment is totally original, I promise.
It's annoying that I have to resize the file before I can post.
>drag sleeping bag of sisters friend into my room
>cops are already coming
how fucked am I /r9k/ ?
>>25163354
You're not getting fucked if you're shitposting.
Get to it, faggot
more details pls
this comment is original
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>>25163354
why would the cops be coming?
What's keeping you from killing yourself?
>>25163307
would make other people's lives terrible
>>25163307
Suicide is illegal.
Don't have a helium tank and don't live in gunland.
More like this
More beta orbiters
Why do orbiters exist?
Actually lets turn this into a cringe thread
,,,,,,,,,,
Stupid robot system
ITT we post shit that triggers robots
Libra Bee Yourself
Balance Bee Yourself
Scales Bee Yourself
Justice wasp yourself?
I don't get it.
>>25163273
If you dislike women you are homosexual
![Panic_Room_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l5RKzmf.jpg "Panic Room poster[1]")
