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Who /self-surgery/ here? Just took this out of my big toe.
>>25158273
looks like the root of a plantar-wart.
If it is, then you're a much braver man than I.
>>25158291
It's an ingrown toenail
>>25158329
I did that too years ago dont regret it. I remember dealing with an ingrown toe nail for literally 2 years every slight tap..every removal and placing on of a sock for 2 years straight hurt like hell. Weird thing is I miss the pain it felt unique. Like an old friend looking back. How did it feel? Bet it felt like cumming when you removed it? I had to bite down on my belt.
How do you get females you are not interested in to stop trying to orbit you?
I did everything I possibly could to not appear attractive, even told them I was a furry, into bondage, just whatever absurd stuff I could come up with that might seem like a red flag. It must of caused some sort of distortion in the time space continuum because it had the opposite effect a lot of the time.
Just tell them you're gay
She really likes you though anon, you should give it a chance ;)
>>25158235
think she'd be really happy if you told her you wanted her to be your gf?
Would you rather eat a cup of poop or a bowl of cum?
>>25158159
Is the cum in the bowl from humans (males obviously) only, and is it warm?
>>25158159
bowl of cum easily.
Whose cum and whose poop?
Post your life currently in a picture
>>25158119
My entire life summed up desuFuck you robot
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
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.
.
You feel it too, don't you?
>>25158403
Every night, I can feel.
i've found the perfect way to get back into society and meet qt3.14's at the same time
>be me,18,just moved to LA, no friends here
>be walking in the rain one cold night about two weeks ago
>all of a sudden, two qts walk up to me and ask for my name,I shake thier hands
>look down and see their long ass skirts
>shit,jpg
>can we talk to you about Jesus?
>too much of a pussy to say no so I say yes
>they walk with me for a couple of blocks and they seem like genuinely nice people
>they seem so happy and tell me to go to a church on sunday at 10:30
>I have nothing to do so I go and they're there
>Everyone welcomes me and is really happy to see a new face.
>See one of the cuties, she walks towards me
>"Hey anon, so nice to see you! I'm Glad you came!
>She sat next to me and she made me sing
>Went there again and we sat next to each other again
>tfw a girl is actually talking to me and actually seems happy to see me
I know she probably doesn't like me and is just trying to reel me into Mormonism. I also know that I won't be getting laid anytime soon, but I've started to feel better again and not so lonely.I also forgot to mention that I'm an atheist and on't believe in god.
Is it wrong for me to go to a mormon Church and pretend to religious just so that I could keep seeing this qt and socialize with everyone? They seem like really nice people
they are not nice people. they are fucking nutjobs pretending to be nice to reel in gullible morons like you
I've wanted to become religious just because they seem so nice and I really respect the mormon way of life
but I'm a cynic, I could never put my heart into it so I just spare them my presence
>>25157957
this, same with jahova's witnesses
About to see star wars:the kike awakens AMA
>>25157777
Han Solo dies by Kylo Ren, Kylo is also Han's son
>>25157777
Was getting quads part of your plan
>>25157777
Does it feel weird going to a movie alone?
>men shame women for having roasties
>get assblasted when women say they prefer not to date men under 6'2
>>25157725
>being a roastie is a choice
>height is not
Stay toastie.
i dont get this meme, why roastie?
>>25157810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
Because roastbeef.
Embarrassing stories thread?
> 12 years old
> in school
> class is talking
> teacher looks upset because she can't control the class
> I autistically shout "she looks upset, let's cum her dick"
> cum. her. dick.
the laughter still tears me up.
>>25157678
another.
> again, around 12-13 years old
> at the front of the class giving a presentation about some fucking insect that we got assigned with
> I was kind of the class clown - probably only really to myself (I did stupid shit and people laughed), also really unaware of the real reality of what was going on around me
> didn't feel nervous but laughing hysterically probably due to a defence mechanism for anxiety
> laugh so hard that mucus shoots out of my nose and all down my face
> run
I guess reality finally caught up to me and now I'm an anxious wreck.
>>25157678
>>25157708
I am monitoring this thread please post more
ITT: Robot music/muscians
>Pic related
Other than being a normie, Jim Morrison was pretty robot-tier thinking of the world. Read some of his manifestos, and he was talking about how women don't feel love the same as men, despite the world being skewed to think men can't love like a women. Also, his music is pretty chill to listen to while driving.
And he died before 30, just like you will!
>uses drugs
>not a normie icon
This applies to both the man in the OP and every single other 'artist' ITT.
kurt cobain, syd barrett, daniel johnston, ian curtis, thom yorke, nick drake
>>25157364
People are Strange is basically a robot anthem
what's your fucked up fetish/sexual fantasy, robots?
I want to restrain an unsuspecting boy to my bed and edge him for an hour or so before sticking my tongue up his ass and making him cum. Hopefully he would be pleasantly surprised and relieved after I torment him for a little while.
>>25157334
Having a girlfriend
Having her in a bikini catfight against a friend of her
Seeing her losing badly 'til she pees her bikini panties
I want a really cute girl (OP pic would be fine) try to defecate as I'm having anal intercourse with her. I'd be pushing her feces back in with my hard penis, and it would get more and more brown. In the end I'd pull my dick out for a few seconds to let her finish defecating, only to go in again and keep having sex. I've masturbated to this fantasy on numerous occasions.
LITERALLY ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO LICK AN ASIAN GIRLS ASSHOLE, THATS IT, NOTHING MORE.
HOW IS THIS TOO MUCH TOO ASK???
>>25156819
>backpage dot com
fucking newfag baka
Yes. You can kill yourself now cuckboy.
>>25156881
spotted the butthurt white roastie
>be me a few days ago
>be working on my first fast food job
>come up with the idea of putting tip jars on the counter so me and my coworkers could earn more dosh
>it's a success and people are tipping even if I don't remind them there's a tip jar on the counter
>manager realizes we're asking for tips
>finds out it was my idea
>grills me in front of the customers and coworkers
>I explain everyone is getting a share from the tips and that it's no big deal
>he doesn't care and sends me home
>later calls me to tell me I'm fired
I'm actually glad I got fired, what kind of business stifles its own workers' creative ideas.
>>25156702
bumparino
blox
>4 years experience prior as webdev
>start new job at internet marketing company
>they don't know what a project plan is
>no documentation on web projects
>no dev methodology
>work first project
>am only one on the project, they give me 2 weeks to finish everything
>cant make it because too much work to be done
>this goes on for 3 more months
>get into regular confrontation with other colleagues because I don't work 13 hours a day
>fuckthat.jpeg
>December
>suddenly boss decides we have to finish all projects
>lol not happening
>again, only 2 weeks time to finish project
>client wants website finished by January 1st
>notFuckingPossible.gif
>everyone knows this not ending well
>I quit on the spot, project explodes
>client outraged at ex-boss, ex-boss rages at me
>eventually contract myself to client to finish his website because he's a good guy
>$40,000 in pay
Fuck companies, freelance is where it's at
>Office Christmas party Thursday
>The intern gets really drunk and skives the next day
>I had to make coffee when I got in at 10am the next morning
Should I kill myself?
who /PENN STATE/ here?
>>25156683
i am
but not until january
and a half-assing part-time student maybe not even on the main campus idfk
>>25156683
PENN SUCKS
>>25156764
>not until january
m-me too...
>tfw school bus captcha
writing reeee with blood really makes me feelbetter for some reason
>>25156473
hm epic.
really really epic
>>25156490
thanks for the upvote
Cut deeper and post more
The Institute = /r9k/
>Literally wants to replace all normies with robots
BoS = /pol/
>Wants to purge wasteland of "degeneracy" during some Day of the Rope murder fan-fiction
Minutemen = /his/
>A weaker, yet significantly more moderate version of /pol/
Raiders = /b/
>Guro, drugs, raiding others, generally chaotic
Super Mutants = /fit/
>Roid-fueled muscle-heads with delusions of being the "alphas" of the wasteland
Feral Ghouls, Deathclaws, Radscorpions, Bloatflies, Bloodbugs, Stingwings, and all those freaky mutants = /x/
>They're into that creepy shit
Railroad = Normies lurking on /r9k/ who try to "help" robots
>Try to "save" robots by helping them escape the negative environment they find themselves trapped in, teaching them how to live like a real person in the outside world.
Anything I'm missing?
>>25156285
I think Minutemen should be /k/
>>25156307
Maybe a /k/ and /his/ hybrid. I find /his/ to generally be much more reasonable than /k/ or /pol/, which I think reflects the Minutemen's more moderate stance towards most things
>>25156285
>synths
>robots
Third generations synths are basically synthetic humans, hence the name. They aren't exactly robots.
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