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This video is depressing the shit out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqMuc5IrNJ0
Someone tell me I'll find love someday please
>>25156566
>Someone tell me I'll find love someday please
No.
>>25156566
Try harder and better?
"Finding someone eventually" is a meme so you don't kill yourself or shoot up somewhere
Why do so many people care about Star Wars that much?
I CHALLENGE YOU TO HONORABLE MELEE COMBAT TO THE DEATH
Because people are trained to be children obsessed with commercial goods
>>25156548
Because it's cool to do so. The trilogy won't be anything memorable. By the third movie, only the nerds will care. That's what happened with the Hobbit trilogy.
>Take shit
>Blood everywhere
Bowel cancer.
I know that hemorrhoid feel all too well
You squat when you shit right? If not you are damaging your body every time you take a shit. Enjoy your prostate cancer.
Anyone here got fucked out of a decent life because of their genetics? How so?
Yo soy Bald.
head too round
shyness and anxiety issues
>go outside
>see a bunch of qts
>non of them is my girlfriend
Every time.
>enter bus
>take a seat
>qt sits next to me
>takes a better look at me
>gets up and stands close to the bus doors for the rest of the ride
>>25156282
JUST DO IT
AND ASK ONE OF THEM OUT
Or just try to talk to them because you have nothing to lose anyway.
>>25156431
I'm too ugly, perhaps when I lose weight and I'm less repulsive desu
do there, in fact, exist girls who are attracted to slightly effeminate guys?
>>25156226
Yeah, but it depends on what you mean by "effeminate."
I guess so, proto-lesbians.
Yeah there are some women who get off on feminizing guys and domming them in bed. Until eventually that start using their feminizing guy to start doing gay stuff such as convincing him to suck a cock and take it in the ass while in a chastity until they get rid of the guy and start again.
most of my life no tail
>live in a small town
>everyone in highschool is already hitched up or is dating older dudes (23 when 16 and waiting till 17 to lose it to them)
>go to first college, sausage fest tech school
>it was so bad some dude fucked a chick and someone was in line to cuddle with her minutes after
>left after 1.5 years
>go to new school, everyone is strange there
>every girl is either hung up about some dude at home or
wants a fab femmy bishonen even the less desirable ones
> got to 3rd base with one girl, but she was possessive and often told me I was below her
she wanted to keep me around her all the time though
>dropped her and she flunked out shortly after
>tried to go out with several bitches, but it was always something that prevented me from dating them
>one girl was adamant about partner having the same tastes in music
>another only wanted a bishonen
>one girl said I was too outgoing
>one wanted someone who lived close to her family home
>another wanted someone who was roughly the same height has her
the list went on
>stopped trying 6 months till graduation and focused on my port
>best in class
>after graduation things seemed more dour
>moved back to my home town and got a good job
>everyone from my graduating class has kids out of wedlock
>no dating prospects
>meet newcomers and people from adjacent towns, they are all drug users and/or alcoholics
>a few years pass
> turn 27
>finally got to where I need to be in life
>move to a new
>dream job
>go to class reunion
>every girl is married or has kids out of wedlock
>they all look the same as they wedhough
>in my current city everyone has kids or in a relationship.
i just can't win.
Anyone else have a similar problem?
aw common, I can't be the only one
Because women are shit
Plain and simple
Masturbation is better
>>25156221
insecurity is a legit reason
Why do women act like this?
Wtf is actually wrong with them?
But she was drunk anon, she just temporarily became a child.
>Wtf is actually wrong with them?
their brains
Women aren't responsible for their actions when they are drunk shitlord rapist
who /comfymusic/ here?
Share some warm, comfy music in this cushion-laden thread, rate others' confiness.
>https://soundcloud.com/monarchofficial/silent-night
Nice nice I actually just found this cool indie group
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLaFLztnL84
https://soundcloud.com/spookyblack/sets/leaving-ep
>>25156147
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9SKxL9CnW0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFsbAuX9P4w
Really anything from this album t b h
>be me 4 years ago
>0 real friends in high school
>chubby, edgy & angsty
>constantly picked on
>never had a good relationship
>etc etc
>fast forward
>be me now
>decided to join the football team cus im big
>lost tons of weight and gained muscle
>made friends somehow
>girls noticing me
>built self confidence from zero
>starting position as a lineman
>reading social skills books
>generally becomed liked due to implementation of said social skills
>get invited to see Star Wars twice completely paid for
I made it. I'm finally a fucking normie.
You can do it too. I believe in you. Don't just be yourself. Be your best self.
>>25156069
>just join the football team
Actually this is good advice. A team sport will inherently socialize you and it helps bolster your sense of masculinity and personal fitness, making it easier to get girls.
I will never get over how badly my parents dropped the fucking ball by being pansy ass "just let him do what he wants" liberals when I was a kid. I would probably be the highest level of chad right now if I had been on a sports team throughout middle and high school.
i dont like worrying about
body
friends
family
maybe i should kill myself.
> implying everyone wants to be a normie
True robots have chosen this lifestyle cause they hate society as it is
Fuck of wannabe robots who arent robots bur fat social loser
Why don't you just date a singIe mom?
>>25156049
ok w/e i will.
Why would I want to raise someone else's child? I don't know why normalfags do this.
Because I'm not a kuck who's going to raise another man's child.
I'd rather just be alone, at least then I can do whatever I want.
>Day 1 of 4 completed.
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Short week this week, wageslaves
>tfw told today im working christmas
>>25156042
TICK TOCK dumb frogposter
Why a frog? Why a frog to represent angry sheltered virgins? Do you think once you get a kiss you'll turn into a prince or something?
here comes the b8
tchu ru ru ru
>>25155984
No not a kiss its
Uncut dick cumming inside raw pussy
Its how I got my wings and became not a rage yard shitlord anymore
What do you suggest for an alternative
So /r9k/, have you finally decided to stop being a pathetic little beta and learn personal development/pick up?
Fauq af.
>Probably more /fit/ than 98% of this board
>Probably make more than 95% of this board
>Probably have more hobbies than 99% of this board.
>Some asshole comes here telling me to improve.
Fuck off.
>>25155915
>top 1%
>still feels the need to validate himself anonymously
Long way to go, grasshopper. That insecurity is going to eat you inside out.
This gay shit happens in every porn thread:
>I bet her daddy's proud
>She has no self respect if she lets 5 guys fuck her
>Why did she go to college
Don't be that guy. There's a reason that guy is lonely and suffering from depression. If 1 girl and 5 guys have sex, the girl is definitely getting the better deal.
See this picture? This is what I will do to you if I catch you saying such gay shit in porn threads. But you're probably gay and will only love it. Why else would you say such shit about women who are helping you get off?
Those people have no self awareness, you're wasting your time.
these girls be short af wtf dam
Tie me up, please.
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