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What makes a woman popular among men?
You guys have one of highest amounts of waifu/qt gf/ crushes/celebrity threads- and I want to understand this phenomenon.
>>25152414
its hard to explain. but when there's a qt, the acknowledgement of her qtness is instant and like lightning.
Dakota is NOT qt.
ty
>>25152414
Ridiculously cute or attractive.
Laughing at my jokes and being nice.
![Asperger's+Syndrome+Causes,+Symptoms,+Diagnosis,+Treatment,+Prevention[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iOcIOsX.png "Asperger's+Syndrome+Causes,+Symptoms,+Diagnosis,+Treatment,+Prevention[1]")
Any other robots with selective eating? It's one of the main signs of my Aspergers.
>have a limited number of foods I can eat (it has increased throughout the years though)
>can't stand the smell and taste of meat and fish (it makes me gag)
>can only eat plain foods without mixing them much (for example, I can eat vegetables separately, but the texture of salad makes me gag, too)
>obviously, I avoid eating out much as possible
>because of that I've never gone on any school trip or any party (because, you know, what if I had to eat food I don't like)
>when I eat out, I only eat doughnuts or pancakes, and try to eat alone
>this has affected not only my social life, but my career, too (I avoid attending conferences or summer camps)
>currently I'm a student and I hope I will work from home (so I wouldn't have coworkers with whom I would need to eat)
has increased throughout the years though)
>can't stand the smell and taste of meat and fish (it makes me gag)
>can only eat plain foods without mixing them much (for example, I can eat vegetables separately, but the texture of salad makes me gag, too)
>obviously, I avoid eating out or eating in public as much as possible
>because of that I've never gone on any school trip or went to any party (because, you know, what if I had to eat food I don't like)
>when I eat out, I only eat doughnuts or pancakes
>this has affected not only my social life, but my career, too (I avoid attending conferences or summer camps)
>currently I'm a student and I hope I will work from home (so I wouldn't have coworkers with whom I would need to eat)
You don't realise how important to social interactions eating is.
>>25152380
Oh shit, was writing it in notepad and pasted it twice)
Go be a special snowflake somewhere else.
What a freak
If you still try to hit on girls while not being Chad, you fucking deserve the shit you get. Honestly, what the fuck do you expect?
Why do you still fucking try? You know how women fucking work. And even if she agreed to date you, she'd lust for better looking men.
Just stop trying, you're only hurting yourself more.
>>25152356
>If you still try to hit on girls while not being Chad
i don't!
that's why im here.
>>25152356
Faggot detected
>implyig you must have a chad appearence to get girls
>giving up so easy
You deserve the shit you get, not me, cuck
>>25152423
I'm not gay, nor do I get shit.
It doesn't matter if you end up getting a girlfriend. If you're not Chad, you're not her first option. That's fucking pathetic, being the consolation prize.
Have some decency and save yourself from the embarrassment.
But keep going, the world wants to laugh at you.
Everyone should do at least one
God tier:
>weed
>lean
>molly
Good tier:
>xanax
>dab/extracts/edibles
>painkillers
>cocaine
>ecstasy
Shit tier:
>alcohol
>ambien
>stims
>suboxone
>lean
>god tier
o i am kekkin
anyone /dxmandweed/ here?
those are the only drugs i do on any kind of regular basis
>>25152337
god tier
>DXM+DPH
good tier
>weed + alcohol
>weed
>alcohol
shit tier
>ambien
>coke
>>25152337
lean is a painkiller you fucking retard, just because it's le cool, get fucked. Weed sucks, meth should be up there, shooting cocaine is top notch, benzos are better than weed and lean
I'm thinking of become a priest.
>get paid to preach
>not expected to marry
>relatively comfy
>roof over your head and food for the rest of your life
Post your thoughts desu senpaitachi.
I think it would suck if you didn't really believe in it. And, you'd have a tough time convincing people too. But, maybe eventually you'll come to believe it, then that would be a real win.
Catholic priests need a masters degree in theology m8, sorry
>>25152308
it sucks. people will get outraged at you over nothing because of their personal expectations of what a priest should behave like. you are basically a mascot for christianity.
if you could just chill and take care of the church and the garden, and do the preach stuff once in a while it would be nice.
Dying while fighting for the Army would be a better alternative than suicide. You can potentially find something that gives you something to live for, and if you still wanna die, and you die, you get all the benefits of suicide and will be regarded as a hero.
>hurrrrr joining the military means you're in firefights 24/7 everybody is Infantry I know nothing about this
Yeah but you're talking to an audience of retards who not only wouldn't ever make it onto a battlefield for the army, but also aren't suicidal in any way. The army is not a place for attention whores, they are perfectly happy with 4chan and other social media.
>>25152301
I meant if you stayed as an Infantry Soldier. If you're an officer or w/e that's a different story.
Elliot Rodgers is literally the biggest joke ever
Everything about his story is hilarious except that actual real people died, if his life was made into a comedy movie it would be Dark Comedy of the century
I can't talk to any of my friends about how funny I find his ass because Norms don't agree that mass murderers can be funny but god damn he was so stupid
Like a cartoon villain with autism
I hope you guys don't take him seriously and acknowledge how obvious it was why he was a virgin right?
>>25152253
the posts ironically admiring him are part of what makes this board great. Makes me kek everytime worshipping a beta cuck.
>>25152253
>Everything about his story is hilarious except that actual real people died
Ok newfag.
>except
>implying that didn't make it funnier
ENTP here. We got any other out of place extroverted robots/cyborgs here?
i'm a capricorn myself. probably the only true robot sign.
>>25152182
>extroverted
>robot
You don't seem to understand.
>>25152218
>out of place
Learn to read
>be autistic neet
>finally get into a company at an IT position
>boss is very good to me, tell him about my problems, and he treats me nicely and talks to me about them
>a few months pass, perform well, but only due my boss' supervision and social support
>boss confides in me that his wife is slowly dying of a brain hemmorhage, and tells me his external hard drive with pictures and videos of them together is broken, and how this makes him feel like shit
>he tells me he trusts me more than most others working IT, or people at the data recovery company, asks me to restore his data for some pocket money, asks me to treat his data with utmost care, and tells me he's sure I'll respect his privacy
>recover his HDD
>start looking through a few of the photos
>start seeing nudes of his wife
>get insanely aroused
>start jerking off, feel incredibly horny
>cum intensely
I feel like shit right now, why am I such a horrible person? I don't deserve life.
I should just leave the company, thank him and hang myself.
>>25152121
Post them. You fucked up already, so posting them won't do much harm
>>25152121
PICS OR GTFO ANON
He probably knew you were going to whack it to his wife's pics. Maybe he even gets off on it.
Either way, just give him the recovered data and don't mention the nudes.
>there are literally billions of qts in the world and you can't have a single one
lol no
estimates go as low as 500 millions
>you will never have an arranged marriage with a qt
Should have been born in a Muslim country
>>25152140
proofss?
>be me
>25
>a fucking philosophy teacher
What did I do?
I could be doing so many other things for a living, why did I chose this?
>>25152080
what areas do you specialize in OP?
Can't you reason where you fucked up yourself? If not you must be a lousy philosophy teacher.
>>25152103
Fucking taken down senpai
So I just got diagnosed with chronic depression and social anxiety. what am I in for /r9k/?
>>25152063
you're in for chronic depression and social anxiety??
it doesnt take a fucking retard to know what you're in for
>>25152063
Apparently everybody on the internet has that.
Don't think you're something special.
>>25152063
Don't isolate yourself and keep avoidance in check.
ive only seen about 20 animes but i feel like ive seen all the good ones already. evangelion, cowboy bebop, nhk, k-on, etc. Their just isnt that much good anime desu
list all the animes you've seen
>>25152024
hyouka
you're welcome
>>25152024
>good ones
>k-on
yea ok bud
I done went gay guys. I'm a fucking faggot.
>be 22
>gf cheated on me
>depressed
>should go gay
>remember some guy I used to talk to in my teens when I was bi curious
>find him on social media
>he's a trap now
>done got tits and all
>message him
>he remembers me
>we hang out
>we start kissing and making out
>we start taking clothes off
>he sits on my lap
>grinding on my dick while I stroke his
>he ends up cumming on my chest
>realize whats going on now I'm so gay
>kind of disgusted but don't want to embarrass myself
>he goes down and starts sucking my dick
>really beginning to understand how gay this is
>trying my hardest but my dick goes soft in his mouth
>he looks disappointed
>comes up and eats his cum off of me
>then tries kissing me
>fuck no
>push him off and apologize
>he ends up leaving
>couldn't sleep at all last night
>still wondering what did I do
This was full on homo. Traps are not girls. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>25151995
If you're gay you're gay, deal with it. It's okay.
If you thought having sex with a "trap" wouldn't be gay as fuck in real life you were wrong.
>>25151995
you could have jacked off for him at least, you insensitive fuck.
>>25151995
Why would you jack him off before you get off? That's what's gay bruh. You could have had him blow you and that's it and still not been gay. Trick is not touching the dick.
who else here /cantwatchanimebecauseitstoodepressing/ ?
I feel like I can't even enjoy anime anymore. So many cute, decent girls. Whether they're lustful or pure-hearted, they're all preferable to real women, but they aren't real. Watching anime girls interact with each other as well as engage with their love interests makes me needlessly lovesick. I love anime but I almost never get
>tfw no gf
unless I'm watching it. Seeing useless whores irl makes me feel like celibacy is the right choice, but sweet vulnerable and love-struck anime girls make me re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's unhealthy, and I think it's time to give it up.
Honestly I think waifus are the worst. Having a 2D waifu just conditions you to be a 3D orbiter.
Pic semi-related, Koyomi's phone call with Senjougahara in Owarimonogatari pushed me over the edge.
I really get where you're coming from.
I've tried stopping, but I just end up pining for my anime girls, even when it's been months since I did anything related to anime.
>>25151996
The only anime that ever came close to helping me was Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou, but it wasn't enough.
I can't wait to fucking move and socially start over from scratch
Anime cured my feel when no gf so different strokes I guess
