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>late 30's
>no kids
>no gf
>low libido
feels good /r9k/, I rather spend time playing vidya and shitpost on 4chan than waste time doing useless shit with a girl just to get laid. normies have the shittiest life ever
>>25151028
How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it Mr. NEET?
>>25151028
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
>>25151048
>how do you know you don't like eating shit when you never ate it
It fucking reeks, that's how.
who /nopurpose/ here?
>4chan isn't fun
>vidya isn't fun
>anime isn't fun
>youtube isn't fun
>hell, even drugs aren't fun
>everyone I know is insufferably stupid
>hate being alone
>spend a lot of time alone thinking, realise that everything we do, everything we say say, every friend we make is completely insignificant I the roughly eighty years of life that we have on one planet compared to the trillions of years the universe and the infinite space that we can hardly even begin to imagine
life... why
>>25150972
start going innawoods
literally,
>>>/out/
>>25150972
So? Everything is meaningless in this world pretty much yeah. I mean everything comes from inside the Earth like dung. Our computer materials, metals, etc.
But as long as you get pleasure from these things who cares? Now put your mind back to insanity and quit trying to be wise.
>>25150972
You realized Nihilism is the right choice of view.
Good, son.
Why haven't you started your rap career yet robots?
>Spewing bullshit for fame
>touring the world and getting show money
>which means fucking girls every night in a different city
Inb4 I'm not black
>>25150957
But I'm not black
>being a tool to make slimey label executives loadsamuny.
the music industry, much like the fast food industry, consists of mostly running around a maze while people laugh in your face.
>>25151026
Artists have more control nowadays if they have a loyal fanbase. You don't necessarily have to be signed to a label, look at Chance The Rapper, he's indy.
A-at what age do boobs stop growing?
it just depends.
they get larger or smaller during a woman's normal hormonal cycle, as well as during pregnancy, as you probably know
i think boobs can grow into the late teens or so
When you stop getting fat, you fucking whale
20 original years
>that feel when no Anzu gf
>>25150922
That's a man, baby
>originooo commento
Right-click, save as...
LITERALLY a weeaboo boy in a wig and makeup
I'm getting this shirt tomorrow but it is a size to small. Do you think I will be able to pull it off?
I am going to wear it to my highschool (18) tomorrow
>>25150861
I was about to call you edgy but then I realized I was part of the problem.
You're doing god's work. desu senpai
Jesus,are you a fucking Tesseract OP?
Help, robots! I am having people over tomorrow in my room for the first time in 4 years. You see, I got used to cum on my wooden floor, it's just layers and layers of old cum stains on wooden floor. Some are brown to black and almost one with the wood now. How do I clean that shit up? I tried water and soap but most of it is still there. What do? They will know! I am gonna drop sphagetti all over.
>>25150800
I'm curious now. Post a picture.
this didn't happen. but in case it did, buy some rugs or something
rugs and air fresheners if it smells, my friend. air freshener may smell shitty, but four year old cum smells worse
>need to keep throwing up because I'm too fast to fit in my pants
>puking fucking sucks and its hard
Just end it. Fuck fat life.
just eat less
>>25150782
What made you think that throwing up would make you less fat?
>>25150782
get some fat pants nigga
Is there anything you wish existed, but doesn't?
anime girls
giant girls
giant anime girls
>>25150761
Objective truth.
Oh wait, it does exist.
The Fourth Reich.
Why is this allowed?
Trump can't get elected fast enough.
how come that website only has white women and no asians?
are they racist?
>>25150764
This website has multiple asians
>>25150771
hot ones though? do you think Mayli would get BLACKED?
Open up anons, its on me
>>25150677
I only got 10 pepes
the other one is a normie advert
>>25150677
YES
I WAS HOPING FOR THIS ONE
MERCI BEAUCOUP SPACE ROBOT
Damn this pepe is on some crazy shit!
Check out her kissback :3
im a big fan of biel's feet but yeah her back is definitely a kissback
>>25150604
>backne
lay off the juice, biel
Check out her butt
>has male friends
>doesn't have a cute feminine dick
>has slutty female friends
>smokes
>drinks
>parties
>is a liberal
>is a feminist
>is non christian
>can't cook
>has a "career"
>Anon, I have to be frank. I date you because I love you and sleep with Tyrone because he can satisfy my desires. What is so bad about that?
Not sure if this is a cuck fetish thread or racist rant
Seeya later!
>>25150497
>tfw you don't know that feel
>tfw you'll never know that feel
>tfw you're Chad
>tfw you just leave once some fresh produce comes into the picture
>ayo white boi
>you ready to suck this dick
>or am gonna have to pop a cap in yo honkey cracka ass
>>25150474
You're gonna have to pop a BBC in my honkey ass Tbh
>>25150474
Can you please speak Human?
>or you could just pop a nut in this butt big boi
