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I have a 3.5 inch penis. I'm not even fat. I'm genetically inferior. I'm a 6.5/10, but I do something that probably makes me a 2/10 (if I get enough replies I'll say what it is).
I've worked out to get gains but I'm still harassed. I'm a quiet guy with aspergers. Harassed daily, and I come here to be with other robots. Normies, please, don't do this...I'm tired of reeeeeeeing. Leave Now
Get a surgery and get a bigger dick
>>25155768
>but I do something that probably makes me a 2/10
Don't tease us if you don't plan on telling us you dumb animeposter. Your micropenis is enough reason to give up anyway.
Don't worry OP, you can always be a qt trap.
How do i get depressed girls to like me?
BE
CHADdesubakasenpai
Become suicidal chad
Being Chad helps so be at least 6'0 tall at minimum and 9/10 facial aesthetics.
>tfw girlfriend keeps slipping you estrogen.
It's a shit feel. My dick is measurably smaller.
How and why is this happening
>>25155683
Please take your transformation fantasy back to /d/, mtf.
>>25156595
She gets fed up with me having erections all the time, and that my penis is "nice to look at, but too big to be comfortable to take"
So she gets pills somehow, and grinds them up to put them in my food. I'd dump her, but I don't think I'd be able to get another gf.
what stops you guys from killing yourself? i wake up everyday wanting to
Every day I don't kill myself is a chance to sit back and smoke some weed and relax. Helps take my mind of my shitty future.
Fear and I don't want to hurt my family.
>>25155680
Yeah I smoke weed everyday as well. It helps for the most part
Who /LargeAndInCharge/ here?
>tfw 6'1" and 296lbs
Feels good being bigger than everyone else
No one is intimidiated by fat people. We just laugh at you
>fat
preparing for your first heart attack already at 48?
>>25156096
>>25156068
Stay mad you puny twinks. This thread is for the big boys.
I have been suffering from clinical depression for a long time now, and I would never wish it upon my worst enemies. I want to kill myself everyday. I drank bleach when I was 15. It destroyed my family, my parents divorced afterwards. My mother resented and hated me for ruining her marriage. No one loves me.
I take anti depressants, but all they do is lull me into a dreary, semi-conscious state. Life is not worth living on anti depressants, it's like living life without as much sense, experience, or love. When I am on them I am not myself. I lie in my bed and watch re-runs of the Jeremy Kyle show, until I fall asleep, and wake up covered in vomit from where my body has rejected all of the medication to take. I have no motivation, so often the vomit will remain on my bed for days.
Why is there no empathy in this world? I just want to die. I just want to die.
Bump with meme:
Shh bby is ok
How do you find the desire to post and complain on here then?
>>25155847
I get pepes in return
Mixed black guy here.
How come I only attract black chicks and blondes?I really want to pull an asian chick but it seems nigh-impossible.
>>25155434
Hate to break it for you, but asians hate black guys. At least that's the stereotype, but maybe there's one out there for you.
Because Asian girls go after women they see as high status. You are black therefore no matter what you do, you will always be seen as low status.
>>25155479
>>25155488
don't listen to them mixed anon, it's not entirely true
firstly as others have said before if you go to cali, or NY you can find tons of asian chicks that date black dudes, secondly you have to find one that is into something not of her culture/ share interest in her culture,(ie, anime, kpop, kdramas if she's into those.)
Is there a firefox addon so I can browse 4chan in public on my laptop but not have it look like 4chan?
Just download 4chan x and turn off thumbnails
Just disable images.
>>25155393
>learn to program
>make simple addon
Seriously, it will help you in life too.
sup robots
do you think your life is hard?
lets compare
>26 atm
>be 2/10 or 3 at my best
>cant find a job in 8 months, not even clean guy, i mean, fuck
>live in a shit 3 world country
>alone, no family, i move to this country hoping i can escape the last shithole
>no friends, no love interest
>no pet even
>living with my saves, will be homeless in a week i think
>will not have even internet to continue searching for a job
>i havent receive any call from my mom in 2 years (and no i dont abandon her, i move out to find a better job and stuff) but she forgot about me
iam not going to kill myself actually, maybe i can take this chance to do what i always want, go to explore places, but none will even like a homeless ugly idiot
>living with my saves, will be homeless in a week i think
I'm in the same position. I can't imagine doing it in a third world country though. Best of luck, man.
>>25155449
thanks senpai
i just need to say this
life is being kinda hard on me, i dont hate life, i just want thing to go better, i dont know what iam doing wrong
Learn english you fuck
Just lift they said.
Women love muscles they said.
>>25155389
t b h the guy would look way worse if he had a shit body. might as well improve your chances even if they're still tiny
If he ditched his glasses and got a good haircut he'd look fine.
>Haircut
>Contacts
>Dress well
>Be less autistic
>Slay poon
What was your bully's name and what did he become?
>Kevin, now work for the town, picking up dead leafs and dog shits
> Anonymous, still reflecting on years gone by and regularly posting on r9k.
inb4 a vulture screencaps this thread for /r/4chan.
Chris : Some fat hispanic guy, he's a "military police" now (idk what that is but I can tell it's way worse than what I do.)
>take codeine
>lifes not that bad
>go to sleep
>wake up
>life sucks again
We just can't win
>do heroin
>haha, life is great
>do more heroin
>sweet mother of god life is wonderful
>am I breathing? I think so. Whatever.
>go to sleep
>fuck I want more heroin
The key to the issue is money.
Don't stop taking codeine
>>25155257
>Do meth
>man this is great
>mix it with various other drugs
>have the best time of my life
>do 25I-NbomE
>man, this stuff is super fucked up
>it's alos really fun
>do it some more
>psychosis
>now have a social phobia, agoraphobia, lost contact to all my friends and haven#t left my house in 2 years, no end in sight
I WISH i could do drugs again, but i guess my mind isn't as strong as i want it to be. I also have an annoying issue with my bladder which keeps me from living a normal life and drugs only make it worse. Maybe that issue also comes from my psyche, who knows. I'm fucked anyways.
I'm 20, I'm in a meme major, I'm in huge debt from college, and I have zero fucking clue what I could even fathom enjoying as a career.
Enjoying stuff is normie tier bullshit. Just do IT, it's miserable but so is everything else.
>>25155183
You've already succeeded in being a whiny little bitch, so why not choose that as a career?
What major senpai? And what did you hope to accomplish going to college not having an idea what you might want to do?
![Jugular-Venous-Pressure-web-large(800x600)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/evhxYya.jpg "Jugular-Venous-Pressure-web-large(800x600)[1]")
If I took a sharp knife and pulled it across my jugular, how likely am I to fuck it up? I'm a coward, but if I just shut my eyes and dragged it across my throat, I'm not likely to fuck it up, right? Provided no one comes within the next 10 minutes, I'm home free, right? If I can just get past my fear long enough to do one quick slashing motion, there is no room for error, right? Right?
inb4 you won't do it. It's good to know that an easy option is at hand in a country where no one has a gun.
You want the larger internal one for an heroing. This is frequently botched when folk do not cut deep enough to penetrate through the muscle.
>>25155249
So I have to cut the whole big wire thing sticking out of my neck? I better be able to do it in one cut...
It's a pretty easy think to fuck up, senpai
Hey /r9k/
If you skype call a girl you barely know and she's sobbing hysterically and telling you she can't talk right now, but still responding to everything you say and seemingly doesn't mind talking, is it the right thing to do to keep talking with her?
>>25155117
You really are desperate for another real persons attention arent you freak.
That model is horrible and you're horrible for making it.
Congratulations you just learned something about women: they often don't mean what they say
![1318827861777[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZL4F1J8.jpg "1318827861777[1]")
