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This is the end, my only friends
>>25158665
The end of what?
>>25158722
>he doesn't instantly recognize God tier song
>>25158665
SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT LITTLE GIRLsomeone actually made this post wtf
>Have every single symptom of Aspergers
>Looking back realize it was there all along
>Didn't learn how to ride a bike until I was 16
>Never learned how to turn
>Have never been able to catch a ball to this day
>Family used to make fun of the way I walked
>Dad always said the way I draw my letters is completely backwards and always got upset at him for saying that
>Finally know what the unseen force that has tormented me for the entirety of my life is called
Fuck guys.
It sucks to find out you're an aspie.
Are there any benefits for knowing that you're one if you live in America?
>I will never be a normal-fag no matter what I do
>My aspergers is just severe enough to ruin my social life
>Can't even play chess in public without losing because my life becomes a fog when I'm out of my house
>If people find out they'll probably treat me like a retard/sandy hook killer
Loughner, Holmes, and Breivik didn't have Aspergers.
>>25158655
Rodger didn't have Aspergers, never was confirmed
>92%
kek, citation please, even though it's obviously horseshit
>Driving
>Remember mom fucking with my room
>Rage
>Punch Windshield
>Cracks for days
>Walk In neighborhood
>Get harassed by Security in Common property
>Think of grabbing Gun
>Swear at him
>Rage Internally
>Waiting for friend to pick me up
>shows up and pulls over to the Curb next to me
>Car behind impatiently hoots
>Stand in front of asshole car
>Mutual Death stare for 10 Seconds
>Flip him off
>Almost break Friends car door as I rage.
>>25158415
Bumpyyyyyyyyyeieieoeieoieoeeioeoieoe
>>25158415
What the FUCK is wrong with his face?
>>25158478
its photoshopped you retard
Just finished my last exam and drinking pic related out of the bottle. How's your night going?and ask a tipsy femanon anything
bumppppp cmon guys get in here and tell me what you're drinking
bumping one last time
>>25158445
My soul in a cristal cup
>Bunch of family over for the holidays
>Can't fucking fap now
FUCKINGFUCKSDKLJFGSDOKUGDS
I REFUSE to believe no one else knows this feel.
>>25158364
was just in the hospital for 2 weeks straight and my mother refused to leave me there so yes, I know that feel
>>25158364
Just go jerk off in public somewhere. It's a rush, you'll get addicted.
15 minutes and 37 seconds
>>25158351
Hello CNN and FBI.
How is your winter?
>>25158351
Ohayo FBI-kun. We found you a new friend.
>>25158351
posting in an fbi database
who /conflicted values/ here?
> modern comfort (work, consume, simple happy life by the current script)
> adventure (all slings and arrows, all victory, a full life of glory and misery)
> christian morals (obey god, selfless, no hedonism)
how do you decide on this shit? i really envy people, even the plebs, who are on a clear path..
or maybe im deluded for thinking i ever had a choice to begin with
>>25158349
why is this man pointing a gun at the animal head
>>25158561
the animals head was itching and he's scratching it because hes a nice man
>live in rural area
>want to live in Miami or LA
Why is my life so hard?
Hey Upstate, good to hear from you again
Did you go through with the move? I got a little worried about you when you said you had left.
>>25158302
>>25158471
lel are you the "it takes 8 hours to drive across New York" guy
>>25158302
>live near disgusting Miami
>want to live in small town without Cubans or blacks
>tfw see the room thread
>"how do you robots live?"
>all big clean nicely decorated bedrooms
>most of them have daylight shining through their window
>expensive computers/laptops, guitars, big beds, figure collections etc.
>alarm clocks for school or job
>look around my room
>it's poorly lit, orange light, dust everywhere, piss bottles, ugly old furniture, windows closed/covered, old computer, dirty dishes
>these people actually believe they are robots
Do we have a different definition for robot? Is this some kind of joke?
>>25158225
nigga, you just a slob
>>25158225
Being a robot doesn't mean you have to live in a pigsty
If anything you're an idiot for not trying to make your otherwise miserable life as comfortable for yourself as possible
Have mercy on yourself
I have a good room at my parents house I clean every week. Im a neet khv but I don't act like a slob
I watched scary videos on YouTube and now I'm scared, pls hold me robots. ;__;
Tell me your paranormal stories, if you have any. If you don't, make something up. I need to be scared more. :3
>>25158124
*holds*
>>25158287
pls hold me ;___;
u gon die
Ask a 24 (twentyfour) year old male who has never experienced sexual intercourse anything
>>25157978
are you american?
I'm a guy but I'll fuck you
Would you date a girl who had many sexual partners?
Why I dropped out of High School
>Be me in 2012
>Junior in High School
>5'3''
>Round face
>Ears stick out
>Big nose
>Voice never fully dropped
>Decide to ask Stacy to prom
>Fuckit.png
>She says no
>Ask why
>"Because..."
>"Why?"
>"Because you look like a goblin!"
>Kids start calling me Goblin
>Teachers join in
>Be increasingly mentally unstable as the year goes on
>Wince every time someone talks to me
>Stop showering
>Stop shaving
>"Hahaha what's wrong with the Goblin?"
>"Come on Goblin lighten up!"
>"Goblin it's just a joke!"
>Finally snap
>Paint my face green before school
>Walk up to group of some of the popular kids that make fun of me
>"Who's the Goblin now?"
>They just stare
>Even Chads seem scared
>Finally one of them talks
>"...you are?"
>I start crying
>Never come back to school
I am the Goblin
>>25157972
>paints own face green
>who's the goblin now
>you are
Motherfucking kek
This most certainly happened.
Jesus walks,God show me the way because the devils trying to break me down
Alright you failures and losers, its time to revel in our pity again with an Aspergers thread
>be me with aspergers
>unable to coherently work in a world of confusion and disappointment
>be a shut-in with nothing going for him, unable to connect with anybody
>obsess over a topic over and over with I listen to the same song over and over again with nothing changing
>just want the world to stay the way it is, change of any sort scares me to my roots
>unable to talk to anybody about anything that isnt my flavor of the month compulsive interest
>cant even get a bus ticket without looking like the biggest retard the world has ever seen
>obsess over stupid nonsense like world war 1 rifle serial numbers and models with never touching a gun in your life
>stay in my room, completely cut off from the world
>nobody, not even psychologists can truly help you, your psychosis is so deeply rooted that your brain is different from the mind of a normal person
wake me up inside
The fact no one is replying proves that aspies are a minority of people on this board and the rest are normies.
>>25158234
is there there anywhere left?
>>25157949
Well at least you're really smart
What are you guys suicide plans? I think i need to hurry up and get it over with.
>riding my bike into a train
>water intoxication
>paint thinner
Which one guise
>>25157942
>why not just pay your neck on the track so you dont lose both legs and live
>that won't work
>also won't work
You just want attention or you would buy a gun
>>25157942
Do you still have your foreskin intact because if so, come on, man. You'd have an amazing thing that I'll never have.
whatever it is, hurry the fuck op and quit shitposting
If I have depression and PTSD, will psychedelics help me?
I ordered some allylescaline (a mescaline analog) on the internet and it'll come in a few days. What sorts of things should I do on it? Should I get my friend to watch me?
I had my first acid trip about 2-3 weeks ago and I'd say it helped me with dealing with shit. You have to be careful though and honestly having a sober friend watch you could make you freak out. I'm not really sure about the effects of allylescaline but if it's anything like acid then read up on how to stop a bad trip, and fucking make sure the substance is pure ( get a test kit).
>>25157886
Be careful, man.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/25/man-rips-off-penis-mushrooms_n_3497412.html
It can. LSD was used to treat anxiety and depression back in the '60s. Not sure about your specific mescaline though.
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-08/nuos-lao081813.php
