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ITT: times you could have gotten laid if not for the fact that you're a massive autist
>at uni
>qt in my intro to stats class
>she sits next to me, think nothing of it
>she starts trying to ask me stupid questions about myself, always give vague answers because I hate talking about myself
>entire semester goes by in a similar manner
>last day of class she asks me if I want to go drinking with her
>tell her that I don't drink
>visible look of disappointment on her face
>never see her again
>>25156114
I hope you learned your lesson and started drinking and doing drugs like a normal person.
>>25156114
I will never understand how someone can be such a retard. I mean I'm as robotic and terrified of girls as they come but even I could get one if she came onto me and asked me out.
>first day of 6th grade
>girl keeps looking back at me
>follows me out of class and chats me up on the way to other classes
>sits next to me for the last three classes
>tells me one day she likes me
>10th grade
>friend introduces qt to group
>get along, she gives me a lot of attention
>laughs at all my jokes
>invites me over to her house on numerous occasions but always decline
>straight up tells me she would fuck me
>both mutually like eachother but I never make a move
>friends constantly urge me to do something
>one day she rubs on my inner thighs in class
>offers me to squeeze and feel up on her tits
>asks me out
>"maybe"
>later confronts me on why am I not going through with anything
>waste my time playing shitty videogames when I could of gotten pussy or at the least socialized with a girl outside of school
lmao
Yo programmerbots. What kind of shit do you program for fun? Got any cool ideas to share with us?
Also any programming topic is cool. Ask whatever, share whatever.
>>25156093
your favorite language to program 'for fun'?
>>25156132
Java is main although I've been messing around with C lately. You?
>>25156213
Yeah, I like C
>26
>dead end wageslave job that I'm probably going to get fired from soon for underperformance
>0 IRL friends. Literally 0 (zero). Not a single one.
>very few steam friends
>very stupid, was lied to when I was younger about being intelligent
>online ""gf"" who barely ever speaks to me and I'm sure is only using me for the steam gifts.
>live with mom, her girlfriend and her girlfriend's husband (bad ik)
>no direction or purpose in life
>always fuck everything up
What do I do, /r9k/? What do I do.
>>25156030
>online gf
Fuck off normie
Nah I'm joking m8 your life seem pretty shit but so is mine, we all have or problems, the only solutions are dealing with it (and trying to make it better) or killing yourself.
>>25156084
I wish I could say I was a normie. Living like this is pure hell, man.
>>25156030
>>online ""gf"" who barely ever speaks to me and I'm sure is only using me for the steam gifts.
Cut ""her"" off you dingus.
>MFW my brother is letting his GF of 3 months live with him, rent free. She doesnt work
Yeah if he's not getting free sex twice a day and she's not keeping house, he's getting used.
Just wait until she calls the cops on him, gets him arrested for domestic violence, and gets him kicked out of his own house.
>>25155974
or she gets pregnant. GG.
>>25155872
>>25155974
This times several billion to the billionth power.
I've seen this scenario plenty of times and it never ends good. She probably makes up every single excuse on the planet why she can't or won't work.
I see this over and over again and I'm so glad the two of you see it as a problem too because every one of these fuckers insist everything is great. They're the one guy on the planet who's basic bitch isn't moving in with him and sitting on her ass on Facebook and Tinder all day getting dick when he's not around. Not even the cheating, that's an exaggeration. It's the USING and leeching.
And..>>25156003
This always happens too. I've had my life ruined because I've been in places where women have pulled this shit on my friend or family member who I'm living with. They come in and start trying to kick everyone else outs so they don't notice her being a complete parasite.
>white Guy's are for Asian women
>black guys are for white women
>Asian guys are for anime waifus
What does that leave us black women with?
Middle eastern men
your fingers.
White guys with planet of the apes cosplay fetish
>put your hands on me you damn dirty ape
>He was indeed packing quite the, uh, heat down there, but he spent a ton of time on the fourple that night, and things worked out quite well. BDP, my problems started in the days after. This was five days ago, and I feel like that D hit me so deep it permanently altered my brain chemistry.
>I was sore as hell in the morning, but very, very satisfied. This was not my first rodeo with a BD dude, and I managed to disguise my pirate walk at work that day. Because of the constant physical reminder (I literally could not close my legs or walk with one foot right in front of the other) I kept thinking about him, and that night, and that fucking WEAPON he was carrying around between his legs. It was like being in a dick-induced fugue state. I got home that night in a haze, and I have been stuck in it ever since.
>being a dicklet even once
This is some story from some chick on reddit asking how she can hide that shes addicted to giant penis's. How do dicklets deal with knowing youll never be enough for her.
>>25155670
we fap
i don't really care desu
>>25155732
So youre okay with the phantom penis thing?
>moms friend: "haha, anon, do I get a bit of affection this time? Maybe just a shoulder hug?"
>mom: "oh you'll be lucky to get that"
>she hugs me as I sit there motionless
>I want this to stop
>mom: "haha, anon the robot"
>be from tumblr
>shit up 4chan because nobody reblogs ur gay posts
wew laddy
>>25155328
>I change my filenames in case someone bullies me
Faggot
Votebanned for being underaged
Femanons, what is the worst thing you ever did to a guy?
I told him I would take his virginity so I lead him to my dorm room and told him to get undressed, I told my bffs so they were hiding in the bathroom, they took photos of his small dick and posted them around campus
I had him friendzoned so he would introduce me to his sister and I sexually harassed her. I was a very thirsty.
>>25154761
Uncreative though. Don't you have anything better than that?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WylJq75vqA
>>25154705
You sound fat so I don't care
>>25154705
Holy fucking shit, you sound like a real big piggy, don't you?
I mean, I know none of the girls on here are actually Introverted or Socially awkward, but goddamn if I was you I would hide in my house all day with the fucking pig voice hahaha.
>>25154705
sounds like shes reading from a script.
You picked this up in script thread on /soc/ didn't you?
>bro tells me "stop hating women and just see them as big children"
>sounds stupid
>mfw i actually think about it
>mfw it's literally true
>mfw it explains everything
THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST TALL CHILDREN
>>25154627
how so? because they're literally not children, they're adults
thanks bro im stealing this advice
>excusing women so they don't have to act like adults
They're like that because they're spoiled from birth until the day they die
"Get a STEM degree" they said
"You'll make a lot of money and find a good job", they said
"The younger generation are a bunch of lazy bums", they said
>mfw I didn't hear back from A&W after my interview
>mfw I have a STEM degree and I can't even find a job flipping burgers.
>What was your major?
>What was your GPA?
>What did you do during your summers?
If you could provide good answers to all 3, I guarantee you'd have a decent job by now.
>>25154606
Statistics
3.1
fapped to porn and played vidya except that one year where I did lawn aeration.
>>25154670
>Statistics
Has potential if combined with business or CS. Or if you tried to get CFA or actuarial certifications.
>3.1
Mediocre.
>fapped to porn and played vidya except that one year where I did lawn aeration.
So nothing.
GTFO in here. 5'7" and under only.
5'6" failure race reporting
How was your weekend guys?
Mine was the same suck as usual except for one thing.
Was at the store and I actually seen a cutie with a big ass. She turned around and looked at me a few seconds. We actually held eye contact and I think she waited for me to speak but.....
She was about an inch taller than me and "manlet manlet manlet manlet" ran through my head. i seen the images that usually get posted here in manlet threads. i froze and turned around and walked away.
Now more than likely she was probably thinking, why is this weirdo staring at me. But I still wish I would have said something.
anyways, how was your weekend manlets?
6'2" here. You should just off yourself, that would be the best
Fellow 5'6 here
I sat at home and played piano and dota, went for a run last night
break is pretty comfy but I can't help but feel I'm wasting my life away
>>25153771
>tfw 5' 11''
who /just barely made it/ here
Why do so many people smoke?
It's like intentionally poisoning yourself and setting yourself up to get countless diseases because of it.
The worst is when good looking people do it and feel cool by doing so.
Just because it hasn't killed you yet doesn't mean your lungs aren't already black and you probably already have a few tumours in your body you just didn't notice it yet
Fucking retards baka
MUH NERVES
IT CALMS MUH NERVES
MY LIFE IS SO STRESSFUL THAT I THE ONLY WAY I CAN COPE IS BY PUTTING SMOKE AND POISON INTO MY LUNGS.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE STRESS! STREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Because I was an idiot as a teenager and trying to quit is one more thing that makes me want to kill myself than I can handle.
I made it 3 years without a cig, and every day was fucking torture. Fell off the wagon within a week of breaking up with my ex.
Why do so many people drink soda?
whats the layout of your room like r9k?
>>25151383
>L shaped desk
fucking hnnnnng i need one of those
Bumping cause this seems coool
>>25151383
>two doors
NIGGA
>tfw so intelligent you cant possibly be happy
>>25151243
If only.
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>intelligent
rofl yes THAT is your problem
>>25151243
Iktf brother, why must I be forced to live amongst these illiterate, unintellectual scum?
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