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>Please anon, I just want to see it!
>>25162747
That's a sexy fox
>>25162747
First you have to beg for it, like a dog.
>>25162795
it is
:3
What are some physical or personality traits which will automatically disqualify someone from robot status for life?
>being 6'1 and over
>>25162738
natural leadership skills
Having a dick bigger than 4 inches
Robots where can I make friends online?
no love
>>25162736
>>25162949
We're your only friends. Life is grand, ain't it?
>>25162736
try /soc/ op
gl!
>get a salary job
>nothing too crazy, 38k a year (26-28 after taxes prob)
>3 months later
>come back to 3
>have 5k in the bank
>see people crying about the same garbage as a year ago
>all these posts about women and gfs
>probably gonna move out in march
>thinking about traveling out of the countyr
why don't you faggots just grow up and work. holy shit.
outside of lifting, being neet was garbage.
>>25162637
They'll either learn or they won't m8. Have fun travelling but with only 5k you'll probs only get to go for a few days or just go to indonesia/thailand and have fun being a rich nigger.
>>25162637
>why don't you faggots just grow up and work. holy shit.
>Can I have a job?
>NO!
>Can I have a job?
>NO!
>Can I have a job?
>NO!
Geez normie you sure fucking told me.
>get a salary job
>paid 6 figures
>equally miserable as when I lived neet life
The ride never ends
4chan Civil War
Who sides with who?
Skub vs. Anti-Skub
>>25162634
Wagecucks vs NEETs
4chan users vs redditors
what is the evolutionary purpose of pubic hair?
To give virgins something to post about on 4chin
>>25162627
for grills their pubic bone is sensitive and it pads it
>>25162627
thats hot as fuck pham
anyone else enjoy being in the psych ward?
im going to go back on the 7th because im bored as fuck
>>25162618
I know that feel its comfy
Yeah I love it but I fear the more I go back the longer they'll want to keep me, and even if I go voluntarily they'll certify me.
Spent years there as a kid, pretty comfy. Never been to one as an adult, I'm scared to. I imagine adult wards are full of drug addicts and rapists or something along those lines and that everybody hates you.
All female robots report here. What's the deal with you? Why do you think you're a robot?
Pics are welcome.
REMINDER TO IGNORE/HARASS ALL "FEMBOT" POSTERS
REMINDER TO STOP PUTTING DISGUSTING, SWEATING, BLEEDING, PISSING, CUM-FILLED PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
REMINDER THAT THIS IS LIKE SAYING "ALL BLACK POSTERS REPORT HERE" ON STORMFRONT
SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF!
THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
>>25162622
Nice dubs, but meh/10 pasta
>>25162658
Not a pasta, I write all of my posts out unique each time. I don't want to be a shitposter, I want to open some anons eyes. Cancerous to support "fembots" AKA attention whores. Stop making "I HAVE A VAGINA" posts/threads.
>be 22
>be 350lb
>have $200K from inheritance
>living the NEET lifestyle
>enjoy eating
Should I lose weight to lose my virginity or just not give a fuck and continue eating and playing vidya all day?
>>25162590
Well the smart thing to do would be to invest some of that money to make even more money, that'll increase your options. Then, it's a case of doing whatever the fuck you want. If you get loads emone you can do what you want and still get laid. Just watch out for the gold diggers.
You've been dealt a better hand financially than most here, so make the most of it.
Dollars are collapseable so you aint even rational.
Sounds like a plan.
Spend all your inheritance on getting fat, then when you run out of money you'll be too fat for the marketplace.
What could possibly go wrong?
ITT: New rules of the internet
>If it exists, there is an anime about it
>>25162539
2. bussy time is all time
3. Boxxy is the queen of the internet, now and forever.
>>25162539
4. If it wastes time and is provocative, there's a thousand sites for it.
5. If it is productive and useful information, you probably have to pay a membership fee to see it.
If you are tall and white you need to gtfo out /r9k/ for good.
lol jealous shitskin
>>25162498
> tfw 5'11
>white
>will not leave
>bc
>more awkward than a minecraft convention
>>25162498
*gtfo /r9k/
6"1' mostly white
Hey robots. In 21 hours, I'll lose my virginity to pic related asian escort. Any advice, last words?
>>25162424
breed her
Nothing really, live in the moment, being nervous just ruins it.
>>25162424
Holy fuck what's her name and contact details! How much an hour!?
Which one of you assburgers did this
no, that's actually how women think
>its been a year since i had sex
none of us
>>25162464
>>25162456
Come on fags it's definitely a robot ironically and self loathingly pretending to be a woman, right?
Is this a /r9k/ approved movie? It's basically Betas (The Jews) beating the shit out of the Normies and Chads (Nazis)
/pol/ and /r9k/ have a shitton of crossover dude, its you guys who are the nazis
>>25162334
led by a Brad.
>>25162334
>Nazis
>Chad
The Third Reich was literally the Beta Uprising.
>>25162031
I honestly don't understand how someone can be ok with their boyfriend/girlfriend having had sex with another person. Maybe I'm the odd one out but even if a beautiful 10/10 girl offered me sex I would say no, virgin or not. The feelings you have for them are everything imo. I could go years without having sex as long as the girl is special to me and vise versa. The idea of someone I'm willing to spend my life with getting naked and fucking another guy disgusts me so much.
>>25162305
I'll date anybody but I can't take it seriously
like I would never get married or anything like that
>>25162305
But what's the point then. Why date if you don't want to find the right person for you?
I don't really give a shit so long as
>She's not a horrible bitch
>Doesn't have an extensive list of previous acts of debauchery
>Keeps the baggage in check
>Past lovers STAY past lovers, preferably aren't in the picture whatsoever
Unfortunately they're all at least one.
If you're over 21 OP, you should probably give up.
