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who else is a tablet autist? that is one of those autists that take their tablet everywhere they go. only applies if it is a shitty knock off tablet, ipads don't count
Does my note 2 count ?
I won a tablet from a contest. I though it would be a Samsung or Apple tablet but it was a $70 Big Lots tablet. It couldn't even run it's built in web browser without freezing up. Sold it to some faggot for $50 and bought cigarettes and alcohol.
>>25154298
no sorry thats a phone
years of observation have allowed me to deduce that autists are drawn to tablets for some reason. it takes a true autist to only use a tablet and never a laptop/pc
Finally have real sex
Wow I can already feel every last ounce of murderous rage dissipating
Its just absurd how no sex ever can lead to mass shootings
But that's how it is
I'm not sure I understand your thread
>>25154254
I'm a virgin and I don't feel angry over not getting sex
Maybe your just have entitlement issues OP?
>>25154285
It's a critique of western society
The racewar will never happen because White males are too beta and gentically weak.
lol what? so many flaws in that pic I wouldn't know where to start
The world is already less than 7% white thanks to the chinese and indians. Dumb ass image. And I appreciate less white people, means suffering goes up drastically. Just my cup of tea. ;^)
The assumptions on this chart are retarded. It's not those regions are specifically designated for those races, it's that they're shitty fucking places that nobody else would want to live.
Do you have an actual reason why you haven't killed yourself?
>>25154221
My helium tank and cpap mask are still in the mail
Too pussy to do it famalama.
When I was 19, I told myself I would kill myself if I'm not a millionaire by 25. I'm about to turn 22 and I've only saved $40K. I'm fucked.
Who /iberianfeels/ here?
Spain and Portugal
>tfw over 700 years of slavery
>got my job stolen by some north african immigrant and can't find a job
WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS YOU COME TO MY COUNTRY 1000 OF YEARS AGO RAPE AND KILL AND NOW THAT YOUR COUNTRY IS SHIT YOU WANT TO COME INTO MY EUROPE NO WAY AHMED GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>25154191
>implying we're not part niggers ourselves
This place was a Carthaginian colony at one point.
Well if you can actually get your job taken by some illeterate African your opinion isn't really important.
You are born in a wealthy, first world country and become anything you want. Get a good education and make something out of yourself. You can say something like rich people have an advantage because they send their kids to private schools, but let's be real here - your chances of making something out of yourself are still better than some African becoming a doctor, scientist or lawyer.
Instead you work at McDonalds or something and get your job taken by some nig. Honestly that's hilarious for me.
Your opinion really doesn't matter at all if you are THIS low class, lmao.
>>25154191
what exactly did you do? don't tell me you were a fisherman
>tfw normals have pretended to have things like social anxiety and depression so much that there is no hope for the robots that actually suffer from mental illnesses
What do normalfags get out of making our lives hell?
I want to see their blood
I want to see it flow in rivers
Kek. You fell for the mental illness meme.
>>25154184
>appropriating /mlp/-tan
That fucking whore.
My crush says to me
"omg you're so short"
"haha why are you so ugly"
please fucking kill me.
>>25154156
insult her back, don't take it lying down.
tame her ass.
Tell her to fuck off with her bullshit.
>>25154217
I just want to get over her.
I haven't had a girlfriend for 4 years, and just started dating this girl I've been crushing on since summer.
It's weird, I'm back into the relationship game after four years of being single and empty hookups.
I'm so happy about the relationship but I'm nervous I'll fuck shit up. I feel like I haven't been in one before, since it's been so long.
>>25154152
so what do i do now, robots?
>>25154711
Leave this board
>>25154733
i will eventually senpai
>tfw falling in love with girl that lives far away
We talk every day about all kinds of things, our messages are big paragraphs rather than single lines, as if we are actually interested in each other's lives and want to know each other's opinions on things.
Each night after we say goodnight to each other I go to sleep imagining her in my arms in bed just falling asleep with each other
Who else here have this situation? What to do? I might potentially be seeing her in a few months but that's a few months away. And it would only be brief because we'd both be seeing the same concert and that's it.
bump fasdi0fnsdoifnsdoifnosidfjofa
I'm in the exact same position. We're going to meet up over the summer. Hopefully, we'll transfer to the same uni.
sometimes you gotta listen to your feelings man, they're what tells you where to go and your brain is what gets you there
if you really want something sometimes you have to kick reason to the kerb and do something adventurous
There's a very good likelihood that this man will be in the white house again come January of 2017.
Trump is going to humiliate Hillary just like he did with Jeb, it's going to be fucking brutal, I expect some kind of live breakdown from her at the debates.
How deep do you think did she take a cock?
I've had a bunch of blowjobs but never a deep throat
>>25154128
Maybe the economy will start kicking ass again then.
Ok guys, scenario for you. The wealthiest man on Earth comes to you with an offer:
He will fund a special procedure that will genetically enhance you, making you as tall as you want, as smart as you want, as attractive as you want, and giving you superhuman strength, speed, and your ideal penis size. You will also have access to tons of money. The catch?
You have to fuck this woman. For an entire month you have to fuck her as often as possible, eating her out, licking her ass, anything she wants sexually(don't worry she won't want other men or cuckold shit).
Would you do it?
I tell him to stick that offer up his ass
hell yeah I would, wtf kind of catch is that?
>>25154093
i'd do it for free. tb.h
buttpoopy
>>25153900
Dank new meme and dubs
B
fuck the robutt lmao fucking trash garbage
U
fuckin robutt scum need to shuts the fuck up lmao.
>be in long distance relationship with grill
>she is in Canada
>I am across the other side of the pond
>Everything seems great for the first month
>Slowly stops talking to me
>Tell her about it
>Says some stuff
>Devolop stronger feelings for her
>Want to get intimate with her
>LDR so cant do anything but say it verbally
>she immediately stops responding to me
I have never talked to her once on camera and the times I spoke to her over skype she was always really shy.
I thought to myself I should give it time and I waited a full month without asking anything.
I always said have a great day and how was your day.
Then I asked her why she was not responding. She never ever responds to me now.
I told her im finished when really I am crying here like a little fucking bitch.
SHE SAID SHE WAS SCARED OF ME.
ISN'T SEX FUCKING NORMAL? IT'S NOT EVEN THAT. WE ARE IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. WHY IS THE IDEA OF INTIMACY TO YOU FUCKING SCARY.
JUST FUCK THIS SHIT. I DONT EVEN GET IT ANYMORE.
22 YEARS OLD AND MY FIRST GF WAS SOME ASIAN GRILL THAT WAS 18 AND NEVER SPOKE AND PLAYED LEAGUE ALL THE TIME FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>25153841
lol. good oc but u dont get to rile me, fagg
>>25153841
>Canada
>Asian girl
Like poetry. Also, i really hope none of this is true, it's pathetic beyond believe.
>>25153908
Thanks. What the fuck is rile retard?
>>25153908
Tell me how it is pathetic though. I was texting her almost constantly saying how I wanted to fix things. I have heard nothing back. All I wanted to do was fix things. I did nothing fucking wrong anyways WHAT THE FUCK.
anyone else think moot was actually a really great admin?
>>25153825
no moot, we don't even miss ya.
He was right to delete r9k, but made a colossal mistake in bringing it back just because some vocal cancerous faggots were in a rage about not having a board to blogpost on anymore.
Also his hand picked mods lobotomized /sp/ turning it from a cultural epicenter into a vegetable that more resembles a subreddit than its former glory.
All in all I still miss him.
>>25153915
haha moot, do you feel responsible for r9k?
Every time i go outside some white prick has to do this
That's the face you make when you want to avoid a wild animal, but don't want to look like a racist and piss off the wild animal. It's an uncomfortable situation, try to understand.
>>25153760
Some bih looked at me like that DAT leaving the dollar store last night
White people ALWAYS be passive to us black folks I just got in my car and started laughing my got damn nutz off yo for real
>>25153760
srry
