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Remember, Donald Trump will bring you qt virgin wives. Buy a hat at
www.jebbush.com
Seriously though, who is /r9k/ voting for? I'd imagine most of you are Sanders fans because of "muh free shit", but keep in mind Sanders only wants to gibe free shit to blacks.
>>25151920
bong here supporting clinton
MUH VOTER DATA
fuck off, im voting for Martin O'Malley.
all of the other candidates are too fucking old.
>>25151953
Why would anyone support Shillary?
What does your bedroom look like /r9k/?
>>25151901
Who wants to know?
No fuck you, it is original, robot9001.
>>25151901
if yours 9/10
>>25151901
>having a clean bedroom
What a cuck
I just got out of highschool a year ago. What now?
I have a car and a couple grand in the bank. Where do I go? What do I do? I dont really want to be or do anything but I dont want to be a dead beat.
Any good jobs that arent shit? Tips? Im thinking I should avoid college.
>>25151874
do a trade. Water Treatment or welding is pretty comfy.
I'd try acting if you are an extrovert. if you are an introvert, I'd trying writing.
>>25151936
Those are both not possible. Im not talented or inspired enough.
>>25151927
Ive heard welding requires long hours and has some big risks.
Holy cow girls can be absolutely vicious. The dude's probably on the spectrum or as some other kind of mental disability.
Also, the tumblr post this screenshot was taken from has 146,000+ notes. Meaning, at least 73,000 people in the world (not to mention however many people on twitter shared it!) now know how awkward this Jeffrey guy is at trying to be charming and what he looks like.
Seriously, this is fucking cruel. Ruin a guy's life just for the offense of being ugly and trying to be your boyfriend or some shit? I've seen some mean things said/done to fat chicks by guys but, this is on a whole nother level.
I often think you guys are a bit paranoid when it comes to women and then I see this kind of shit and, yeah, it's kind of fucking hard to claim that paranoia is unfounded. It's like "Oh shit this is the sort of the thing that might happen to me if I actually take initiative for a change."
repost. he's ugly. if he was cute she'd go out with him.
that's life.
>>25151837
I don't know, he looks like a rapist. I feel kind of bad for her, even being stuck in the same car as that waste of life for a couple of minutes would make me legitimately want to kill myself.
He's ugly, of course that makes it creepy.
>have to get black out drunk before 2pm so my autism isn't too overwhelming
>last year was terrible sober
>brothers gf made me nervous as fuck
>sister brought her hot friend who's parents are dead and she was so sexy I was stuttering and very nervous
Drinking myself to sleep
who /drunkateveryfamilygatheringhere/? I don't ever buy alcohol on my own but I overindulge when its available.
I wish I could just stay home but I missed every other holiday this year so far
I like dicks and thin male bodies, but I can't stand male faces. I can only get off to trap porn. I've tried gay porn but it doesn't do anything for me.
Am I gay?
>>25151778
well you're not straight, idk if gay is exactly the word
Yes you are and this is an original comment.
>>25151778
Probably bi with a preference with feminine males.
>live in the most rural desolate area in the us
>want to move to Hawaii LA Miami or NYC for career
How the fuck does anyone make this transition
>>25151776
You have to increase your skill set so that you become an absolute asset wherever you go. Obviously, this depends on your career path, but just know that it's entirely possible.
Another thing that I would advise is leveling up in your charisma department. People will try to shit on you to the nth-degree. It can potentially make you feel defeated if your skin isn't tough enough for it.
>Live in a large city with a booming tech industry
>Want to move to a house in a rural desolate area
fugg :DDD
>>25151831
But how can I do that without college I fucking suck at school and I can't have debt
I'm going so bald and it's fucking terrible.
I'm like a norwood 3 and I'm only fucking 22.
I just wish I was dead jesus fuck. I'm too young for this to happen. No one else in my family is bald.
>>25151757
lol im a curly jew so this wont happen to me
>>25151757
A norwood 3 looks alright, really.
Just cut it short.
>>25151785
Jews and other Mediterranean men are the most genetically likely to go bald actually.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/3xl14q/john_boyega_is_so_handsome/
who /boyega/ here?
>you will never b an ape in space
lol reddit cucks
Why are people acting like this poor son of a bitch is the first black actor?
Fourchan hates the shit out of him.
I don't get it, there are plenty of other black men to hate.
Why do women cheat instead of breaking up with you? What's in it for them? They obviously don't care about you, so why not just end it?
>>25151721
think doing something they shouldn't turns them on more, which is why it's so common amongst females.
>>25151721
because you(we) are resources. why would they let go of free resources when they can just hide their cheating?
men do the same thing, it isn't an exclusively woman thing to do.
What is the lewdest thing you've done online?
giantess roleplay with a steam friend
>>25151669
nothing goes better than a fedora and an ill-fitting hoodie
>>25152161
that's not practical at all. if you wear a fedora you can't get your hood up.
real talk r9k. whats stopping you punk motherfuckers from going out and sayin fuck the world whilst smoking blunts and downing henny with ur homies whilst selling weed. start swinging on these suckas who give u shit til u buried and fuck everything
this is the thugz mansion. a place where we can kick it, and where living is a little easy.
I said fuck the world and smoked blunts every day for 2 years and went into a psychotic crisis
that shit fucks up your brain chemistry desu senpai
>>25151666
nice trips
because whats the point of any of that. i don't think i would enjoy it.
>that feel when I saw this picture on 4chan for years
>always thought that this would never be me
>turned 20 yesterday
>was alone in my house the whole day
>spoke to no one
>no one on this earth even knew it was my birthday
>no one to even light candles on a cake for me
>that feel when my life has become even more pathetic then this picture because at least this autist had his mom to celebrate his birthday with
an hero?
Who else here shares this feel with me?
Happy birthday dear Anon! Don't an hero because only pussies do that and you're not that.
>>25151530
same here. had 25th birthday yesterday. spent it on 4chan and few minutes with family. my mom with sister cook a cake for me, it was really tasty. I mean my family seems to care for me but I have nothing to talk about with them. and most of my friends have no idea that it was my birthday yesterday. 2 actually sent me message via skype because skype told them to but that is all.
What would you do if you looked like this
>Chew some grass
i don't even want to think about it.
>>25151517
Become a villain.
Do lots of good deeds so I'd earn a lot of good karma points and be reborn a chad in my next life.
Any asian girls here who lust for the big white dick?
>>25151440
>Any asian girls here
no
Yes, all the time, especially if they're older than me.
>>25151470
this. older white guys are hot. and beards.
