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Is there a drug that just takes away the pain? I want to feel nothing. I want to be able to be productive. I want to stop feeling depressed. I want to stop feeling happy. I just want to be numb. I'm tired. Very tired. So tired I can't stay up for long.
get some heroin off the darkwebz senpai
weed and amphetamine is a great combo
all opiates = pain
Percoset and adderall at the same time should do the trick
I am done for. I wish I wasn't born a Muslim. Can't fucking leave Islam without committing social suicide (or literally getting killed by law, haha!), can't fucking move out, can't fucking do anything because I don't live in a first world country, and on top of that, I am not a man. I am living in depression and there hasn't been a day I didn't think of suicide. My life is meaningless if I can't live it the way I want, people just love imposing their beliefs on others. Most people are too lazy to use their minds, so they'd rather make others think for themselves. I just want to blow my brains against the cieling and end everything. I am sick of it all.
Welcome to /r/atheism my friend.
>>25147870
Are you the big booty girl who wanted to homeschool her kids?
are you from saudi arabia?
Are you doing everything in your power to improve yourself?
I love this dude, he's the only one who believes in me.
>>25147866
Yup. I still don't feel any better though. At least i've made other people happy.
Thank you Jackie-chan.
>>25147866
Yep, its hard not to be Neet when you have legal troubles though.
Hello robots, i fell in love with a qt 8/10 at gym, but i am afraid talking to her because of my autism. I tried to find her on normibook but no luck. I dont know her name so i think it will be impossible to find her. I sent a friend request to her female personal trainer so i can see her friends and find the her but she didnt accept my request. What should i do robots?
Sorry for my shitty english
>>25147836
you sent a friend request to someone you've never spoke to to send another to someone you can't speak to IRL.
>go back to /fit/ you creepy turbonormie
>>25147836
Have gay sex with your father's penis.
Get your shit together and actually talk to her you fag
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"
-Author unknown
What if we really are in the Matrix?
-me, 15, having just seem the Matrix at the cinema.
>>25147857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obmDaThBzlo
>>25147824
this is my favorite
I'm literally waiting for the next time a normie uses that "everything happens for a reason" meme so I can say it
How do we save blackbots from nigger culture?
>>25147813
Nigger culture is an excuse that blacks are conditioned to be the way they are. In truth, it is their very nature.
>>25147813
fuck off cumskin
>>25147813
That is not my job
Friendly reminder that if you like anime, you are a degenerate subhuman. You deserve every bit of misery that comes your way. How can you watch chinese cringe high school simulator and not feel like a complete and utter faggot?
How do you ever hope to hold a social life or better your lifestyle with an interest this degenerate? I'm a robot and will not degrade myself into watching it.
inb4 le epic anime reaction images
end yourselves animefags. it's over
>>25147754
>How can you watch chinese cringe high school simulator and not feel like a complete and utter faggot?
cute girls doing cute things just inherently makes me feel kinda warm and squishy inside
it's the only thing that does that
>inb4 le epic anime reaction images
>end yourselves animefags.
I love you too, anon
>>25147754
Thisis a good post. Anime fags BTFO.
>>25147754
a robot IS a degenerate you normie faggot
What are you treating yourself with today, /r9k/?
I got a McFlurry today, I haven't eaten those in years!
is nobody eating something?
>>25147737
I used o ejaculate in them when I used to work there. Huuuuuurp.
But seruoulsy, i didn't cum into each one, I'm not a machine, but I did cum into the water that was used to make it
>>25147867
this is why I don't go to degenerate fast food places.
Why do you feel there's no such thing as a "foreveralone" woman? In general women have dating easier, but to say it's impossible for women never have had a relationship before? There are a few that exist.
>>25147732
Indeed there are and I find it silly robots dont get it. There are some women who have vaginismus and they literally cant fuck... whos gonna date them? There are others who have clinical conditions where they grow hair in their tits or get beards or they can't control their bowel movements and there are some who just have hardcore mental issues.
Perhaps it's just a 0.005% of women who have it bad... but they exist.
>>25147732
>giant eyes popping out of everyone's head
why did this style of art take off, it's fucking horrid
I know right?
Why don't people also acknowledge the children who experience sex with an adult and AREN'T scarred for life by it?The reason is because it's such a small proportion that it's basically irrelevant.
PEOPLE ARE STRANGE
WHEN YOU'RE AUTISTIC
THIS IS THE END
AUTISTIC FRIEND
THE END OF LAUGHTER AND DUNK MEMES
FATHER I WANT TO KILL YOU
MOTHER I WANNA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MGTOW - 10 Reasons Why Male Female Relationships Are Dead +5 Lessons For Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoh8DKGnCGw
>>25147691
Daddy never showed you how to get along with women?
>>25147727
is that u mom?
>>25147729
yes, honey your tendies are ready and your welfare cheque is here.
>can't find a job
>like, CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB AT ALL, no calls after sending 100 resumes/CVs every fucking day
>applying for everything except for janitor/cleanup guy you know (idk how to say exactly)
>future looking darker and darker each day, depression getting worse and eating the remains of my soul non-stop
>will probably an hero soon because i can't fucking stand this situation anymore
I wonder where did i fucked up so bad.
i'm 25yo, and i've worked before (6 times).
Same here but i have no experience
I just wanna make some money so im not depended on my parents so much
Why is it so hard
Lol you guys are bitch ass pussies I just sent out applications for a month and nailed my first two interviews, had to turn one down.
Starting next week, $35,000.00 starting
Nice brag.
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
You're better off on these boards you normie bastard.
I've never been here. What is this board supposed to be?
the thinking man's /b/
>>25147643
I've been looking at it for 5 minutes and seems like this is a complaining board for losers
why is that egyptian white?
Don't you know WE
who else pull pants down and go in the corner of the room for a naked bottom fart instead of doing it in your pants and letting the smell settle in the fibers of your clothes?
Literally no one is that autistic OP.
I shake my pants to make the fart escape before it has a chance to settle.
>>25147605
maybe I will try this next time I have to blow a fart. I can probably reduce my yearly laundry costs by doing this.
How does this video make you feel, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlvFyCcoyN0
>>25147545
Kinda wish I haved friends in America so I could see one of these "beach party"-things that seems to be normal.
>>25147578
This is in Germany.
cringe-worthy. people awkwardly "dancing" to bad music, its like a normies version of a good time.
