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>there are black boys(I refuse to call them men) on this site that would prefer this manfaced, horsefaced white/jew bitch over a black girl
>these boys are most likely dark as shit and look like shaka zulu but talk shit about black women's features being ugly
>these same boys wouldn't even spit on a black girl if she were on fire, but would gladly lick the cunt and ass of these horsefaced white and jew bitches
You faggots make me fucking sick.
Man black people are crazy, they always shit on other black people for having dark skin ("dark as shit") like what are they supposed to have milk white skin?
I swear the sane black people need to completely separate themselves from people like the OP
>it's a black girl post about not being desired thread
>>25144404
>>25144420
come on bros, no black person would have a picture named "stoya" on their hard drive.
im not even blaq
can someone find the origin of this angry black man for me
his ferociousness makes me laugh and i want more
post more ferocious photos in the mean time
thank you lots
i post happy black boy
more happy black boy, this time with bread
two short black boys ready to kill
look like sausage rolls
This is literally the most perfect woman on the planet. You can try as hard as you can. I absolutely guarantee you cannot find a woman more beautiful, more perfect specimen than this girl. Do not even try. It is absolutely impossible. This woman should be cloned.
nah not aesthetic enough
also that hair is bad, braids are sexy but not like that
nah
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>>25144284
/thread forever tbqh
poopybutt
New meme detected
>>25144240
no.
This comment is NOW original according to the robutt.
>>25144212
>tfw you're a poopybutt with poopypants because you smell like poo because of the poo from your butt that is in your poopy pants
>>658571347
it hasnt been
>Been smoking weed atleast 3 times a day for the past month
>Im a diagnosed psychopath no one knows except for my therapist and now you /b/ros
>gf and I break up after 3 months of really good sex/weed/acid
>i smoke weed at least 3 times a day
>not gonna graduate highschool on time
>no grades good enough to make it into college
>No job
>no car
>no money but bday is today and xmas is coming up
>computer is slowly breaking
>running out of money to buy weed
>mom kicks you out of the house
>have to live with my dad who I havent seen in 9 months
>gf tells me she wants fwb and maybe to date later on
>we have hungout and gotton high/drunk a few times since but no kissing or even touching, like comepletly platonic and she is treating me different and we arent even having sex and she is hardly making time for us to hangout anymore
>my birthday is today
>really considering shooting up a school or going on a mass killing spree, im a diagnosed psychopath I literally have no emotion and im starting to lose myself a little bit and Im really really considering going on a massive killing spree and just killing as many people as i possibly can, I would like to go pro it or get it uploaded somehow but idk how I would set that up.
if you do have a killing spree and you shoot me can you make sure you kill me i don't want to get shot in the guts and have a colonoscopy bag or anything
actually if you do go on a shooting spree can you kill someone useful to the rest of us like some super rich assholes or something?
i dont know if youre a psychopath, but your writing clearly lacks some emotion, you repeat things you already said, etc.
the platonic thing with that girl is problematic for you, isnt it? dont you want to fuck?
i would suggest you to try to fuck her. normally you shouldnt let her be around you a lot without fucking, that means psychologically that she has you controled,dominated... she is losing respect for you as a man.
>>25144226
I dont get the vibe of her losing respect for me, I get more of like her realising im an asshole or something but she still wants to be with me even though.
Robots, how fucked is USA??
Where will you be when Le Fascist Genocide Habbening takes place???
https://theintercept.com/surveillance-catalogue/
deeblygoncerned.jpg
hoary chet
anons this is srs shit
USA is prepping for Le Habbening
wut do?
>mfw not american
How does it feel to realize that every cute girl has knelt before Chad and sucked his cock?
How are you going to cope with the fact that you will settle for Chad's leftovers?
How are you going to look into her eyes and say that you love her, when she has been marked by Chad's cum?
>>25144108
its easyi don't.
>>25144127
You're going to die alone, anon.
>>25144108
Some women only give bjs in serious relationships. One night stands are mostly sloppy, boring, drunk missionary sex with a condom.
what are some ways to get a girl wet in your experience?
one thing I found is manhandling them (ie forcing them into the position you want)
>inb4 chad thread
this is to stop your future qt3.14 gf from kukking you since you couldn't please her
teasing
touch anywhere but the vagina
>>25144107
super soaker fulla orange juice gets all the stacies wet.
>>25144107
>manhandling
Definitely works so long as you're forceful yet gentle. Try pushing her up against a wall and make out with her
I'm gonna try to be short.
I've got this friend who lives in a different country. I've known him for about 6 years. We met online, used to talk about our girlfriends or love interests. We used to talk about how lonely we were, or how nobody understood us, or any of that kind of teenage angsty shit.
As years go by, we catch up with each other frequently. We would talk about current events, world news, and politics. We were both sort of lonely and depressed. We both did pretty terribly socially too.
Cut to today, I've got a girlfriend, have traveled to many different countries, and am about to move again. This guy, if he's still alive, probably is still living with his parents without a job or many friends. After finding out my situation (and I don't know if there's a correlation), he cut contact with me without a word.
I haven't heard from him in months, and I don't know what's happened. I know he browses /r9k/, but he's probably not awake this time of day in his country. I can find his Steam profile and shit, but he won't accept requests to connect with him. I don't know if it's a result of inactivity, or if he's finally killed himself.
I'm scared for my friend, but I don't know if I should be. I don't want to believe he would kill himself or cut me off completely without so much as a goodbye. I know we lived very different lifestyles, but he added a certain dynamic to my experience that nobody else has been able to provide.
Like I said, he's probably asleep, but we're on opposite schedules nowadays.
I miss you man, where ever you are.
TL:DR I'm making a desperate plea to my NEET sperglord robot friend to contact me, if he's alive.
I'll never forget you Karl.
he probaly died
>>25144104
you can try to call his parents or something.
>you eat stale bread alone in the dark
>she gives him head and takes Tyrone up the arse
>>25144087
>takes Tyrone up the arse
wat. you're slipping, man.
>>25144109
JUST
I can't do anything right
>>25144087
That doesn't even come close to rhyming.
>it's almost exam season
Who /unprepared/ here
exam season just ended here senpai
crushed it 2bh
i'm at a coffee shop writing my last term paper and after that i'm going to get shithammered and watch the sun come up
feels good famiglia
>>25144039
Yeah got the essays all done it's just exams next month. Don't even know what to study for one of them.
Can 4chan please stop using "cuck" as a derogatory word?
I see no reason why being someone who supports the sexual liberty of women should be a negative thing or anything to get offended about being labelled as
>>25143963
that's true. what we should really poke fun at are the married "men" of our generation.
>>25143963
Mods please escort this cuck to >>/mlp/ or whenever his contaiment zone is
>>25143963
Okay, Reddit.
Comfy games.
Pic related I guess
Dragons Dogma and Deadly Premonition are pretty comfy
>>25143957
>Wake up
>There you go
>You were sleeping
>Not even last night's storm could wake you
>What's your name?
>>25143957
>Play Skyrim
>is shit
>arrive on Solstheim
>instant Morrowind nostalgia
>install Morrowind
>have a good time
This is how Skyrim should be played
>sleep over at qt azn gfs place
>wake up in the morning
>she's already been up for 45 minutes
>presents me this
When was the last time you had breakfast in bed, /r9k/?
Never got the appeal. It's such a stupid meme a bunch of fucking shitty filmmakers put in people's head.
I want to wash my face, brush my teeth, and then I'm ready to eat. And laying down while eating in my fucking bed of all things is going to be a pain.
>>25143887
White girl baking for her Asian boyfriend
>>25143923
God damnit I'm so pissed in the morning I can even eat
What do you feel when you look at a beautiful girl, and realize that another man has already used her?
>>25143813
Pretty good knowing that they can never escape the wall.
>>25143813
Feel good, because deep down even she knows shes nothing but another wet-hole used like god intended.
>>25143813
Nothing because I don't think about sex all the time unlike you gynocentrists.
