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>Hey, Anon. Why don't you rank your depression and anxiety for us?
>Any suicidal thoughts or ideations?
Has anyone made it out of the psych ward without blatantly telling lies the entire time? I've been twice, and they were the most hellish experiences of my life.
>>25143385
I told a crush/friend today "I want to experience a true disaster. I've made it through a lot and feel like I'll be okay through anything. not thrive, not be amazing. but I can handle breakups, lost parents, whatever. I've never been devastated."
so I guess wanting that is kinda depressive. since about 8 gears old ive seen therapists for depressive behavior but only been diagnosed once (depression) when I was in 10th grade. I'm 19 now, moving into my own apartment, working two jobs, one of which pays 20 and hour the other 28, both are contract jobs so the only mandatory inflexible hours are meetings (every other day, sometimes more)
I've got a girlfriend who has lately been questioning her gender (I think it's cute and it lets me be emotionally intimate with her, I'm a trap too)
but fuck op
I just cried for like thirty minutes wondering about ways to die or what my funeral would be like. fuck. I like it though. is that depression?
>>25143480
I also kind of want to admit myself to a hospital for a month or two. or go live in a cabin somewhere and just fish. be alone. lonely. I don't know
Psych nurse here. I can literally give you all the right things to say to get out if anyone's interested
Do guys like fembots with flat/soft butts?my friend grabbed my butt and said "so soft" and It triggered me because I want a firm/tight butt. I don't even like the look of my butt.
Can I cum on your butt?
post your butt fag
unless its hairy and manly, then dont
>>25143392
I'm a woman but here's my butt so I can get an idea of it
Can /r9k/ find all the robots?
dylan and eric top left corner?
got one
pretty cute actually
no homo though
that's weird
but yeah
these two are the only ones with no human contact
What makes you think that you deserve a girl? Please explain it to me. As far as I can tell, most of you dont deserve a single hamplanet, whats left for a q3.14? Just give me your arguments, please.
>>25143315
>What makes you think that you deserve a girl?
why do you think this is what i think?
don't you think if i thought that i deserved a girl, that i'd leave this shithole of a board and website and maybe try to talk to women?
you know what your problem is? you think you know everyone and everything when in reality you don't know jack shit.
>>25143315
Fat people deserve fat people. I am no fat and actually bathe. I want something equal.
>deserve a girl
You're already putting them on a pedestal, as if they were a prize to be won instead of just people.
Do you guys think it's okay for a manlet to reproduce? At one point I would definitely like a child, and it would cool if it was a boy but me being the manlet I am (pic related) am scared he'll have self confidence issues in life and hate me for being short and choosing to reproduce
People should reproducing.
Manlets create short daughters. Just like tall women create tall sons. If there no manlets there would be no short women.
just have a bull impregnate your wife anon
>tfw you missed out on teenage love
>tfw no gf
>>25143215
Ugh tell her to properly brush the teeth on the side, not just the front.
>missed out on prime teen pussy
I can't let this feel go and it's slowly killing me.
>>25143228
She's eating you autist
ree normals skidaddle
regulars vamoose ree
>>25143477
What is this? A picture for bacteria?
>>25143576
off coarse not
Think about that cute girl you used to have a crush on.
How many cocks do you think have tainted her by now?
>>25143163
One. She lost the virginity to the guy she married.
>>25143163
I'm dead inside so no spook crush inside me or hope for a better world. Although I'm not disappointed with other people's choices anymore, so there's that
Zero, she's way to akward
Have you guys got any advice for me?
It turned out a friend of mine is an autistic edgelord to the point of borderline psychopathy. I've known the guy five years and just recently realized he's a shitty person and hanging out with him makes me feel like shit.
This guys a chad and an autist, so it's very likely any attempt at telling him off or trying to get him to be a better person will result in him sperging out and beating the shit out of me, like past the point of being worth the freedom. Even then, he probably wouldn't leave after kicking my ass once.
None of my other friends will back me up because he's chad and they don't seem to see anything wrong with him.
I just want this guy out of my life, I don't want to ever see him again. I don't know how to accomplish this without getting the shit beaten out of me possibly to death and/or losing all of my friends.(I have maybe 4 friends and no alternatives, I'm not some normalshit worrying about only having five hundred friends instead of 600.)
You don't need friends, just stop talking to them.
>>25143083
Dude don't cut him out.
He'll probably spare you when he goes Elliot.
sucks probably just stop talking to him he will probably be pissed at you, if he attacks you fucking stab him in the stomach with a knife in self defense
i'm cutting my hair for the first time in I don't even know how many years I've had it long for most of my life.
i have no idea what to say when I get there I don't know shit about haircuts or what I want I just know I want it short i'm freaking the fuck out
Tell them you want it all cut down but still want it to stay dark (or however short you want it), and ask for a line up if your barber isn't white
make sure to tell them don't fuck it up
>>25143042
get a haircut that suits your face shape, look this up. Or alternatively, you can ask for the just fuck my shit up
>its so easy to get a gf
>>25143033
It really is you ugly cunt
That should be called "butthurt thread".
> be yourself
>>25143033
anyone who says normie (including 99% of r9k) is literally a future school shooter
just saiyan you FBI cucks
remember what your real job is and stop looking at trap porn.
How much regard should virginity be given when looking at a girl? Let's say you have the following two girls;
Girl 1
>5/10, Korean-American
>Really outgoing, constantly talking to me
>We like a lot of the same things
>Total sweetheart, messages me good morning everyday
>BUT has a lot of friends/social life and almost certainly not a virgin
>Smokes/drinks on the regular
Girl 2
>5/10, Korean
>Really fucking shy
>Like legit self esteem issues
>Sort of a project girl
>Took me forever to get her to open up to me
>Sweetheart, but really shy and doesn't usually get as flirty as girl 1
>Doesn't speak a lot of English
>Social life is mostly visiting parents, almost certainly a virgin
>Doesn't drink or smoke
So the clear option here is #1 right? Assuming looks are equal, personality should matter over virginity and the only hiccups on a girl like the girl in scenario #1 are she may have fucked a few guys before, but does that matter?
>>25143012
The clear option is to stop dating fucking gooks you freak don't settle it's better to be alone if you can't do better and you can't get over being alone then get better you fucking cuck
>>25143012
none. only fedora tipping door sniffing virgins pay attention to the virginity of a female. the girls past never matters because she's with you now and that's all that matters.
when I met my current wife she had 4 mixed children from 3 different african men. she was also not a virgin. did I care? heck no because I loved her and her children more than anything on this earth. so no virginity is a myth it doesn't matter
>>25143103
>being so /pol/ you'd rather die alone than mix with a race of honorary Aryans
ayyy
>tfw shitty awful voice and whenever I hear it want to die
anons get in here
Post vocaroo you stupid fucking idiot
>>25142986
I used to feel the same way about my shitty voice, but I got over it because I hardly ever get recorded so I never have to hear it. It doesn't sound as bad when I hear it when I speak for some reason, I heard that everyone hears their own voice differently from what it actually sounds like though.
I don't know how I feel about my voice either, it is deep but anytime I hear recordings of my voice I think to myself "holy fuck is that my voice, it is very annoying"
Im finnally going to eat the bullet and date a fat woman. Only people who are interested in me are those women.
Any stories you want to share brobots?
learn how to type u fucking cuck virgin :D
>>25142940
You'll probably enjoy it desu.
Just think about how jelly your ancestors from a few hundred years ago would be brotha.
I'm unfortunately unable to pursue these sorts of endeavours after getting into an accident a few years ago (I'm physically disabled and so I don't leave the house much at all anymore..) but I had a few sessions with bigger women in my day
They're the best at giving head because they strive to impress (they know that they're fat).
Just go for a fat girl with a pretty face. There's plenty.
>>25142940
Pretty awesome sex and cuddling, you'll burn out when you realize you don't want to be seen out in public with her. It's a mixed bag
I'm a 22 year old virgin. I grew up wanting to save myself for marriage to another virgin but there's literally no attractive virgins older than 18. I either can choose between an Asian that puts out once or twice a year or convert to Islam. I recently tried dating a girl that wasn't a virgin and I guess after 3 weeks of not being comfortable enough to have sex yet, she cheated on me. Should I just buy a prostitute? Would she let me drug her or something? I would prefer her to be unconscious.
Stop being a little bitch, sex is not important.
Just wrap your dick in leftover slices of christmas ham and cum all over the fruitcake.
Only downhill now op.
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