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>tfw you sound like a little kid
>high pitched nasally voice
>have a fairly normal voice, slight tinge of the reedy autism sound, but not really serious
>have an unconscious reaction to anyone I perceive as socially superior or older or something (I don't know, I can't make sense of it or really control it) where my voice goes significantly higher and more cheerful, and sounds like someone putting on a cute child voice
I mean there are worse things, but shit, I feel like such a tool
>tfw deep, naturally hoarse voice
The only thing I feel confident about honestly family. Still sounds a bit funny, people say I sound Germanic.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421 design your dream waifu, and rate others. Pic related, is mine.
>>25138208
>this generator offers too few choices
>that other one (with a number of girls by default) is too massive
>>25138246
what other one are you talking about??
Here is my wa i fu
>have an online boyfriend now
>I'm not even gay
Nice, enjoy
>be online all the time
>have no boyfriend at all
>am gay
>>25138118
>Don't have an online boyfriend
>I am gay
REEEEE
I WANT TO PUT DOWN ALL MY DEFENSES AND ACTUALLY LEARN TO TRUST AND LOVE SOMEONE BUT I CAN'T
ITT we describe our biggest sexual fantasies.
I want to make out with my best friend in a storage closet at school (18 y/o high school fag) then get walked in on by a Stacy who freaks out, takes a picture as evidence, and is about to call for a teacher, but we beg her not to tell anyone since we'll get suspended and then our families would find out about our relationship (irl he's not a fag, while the only faggot in the closet). She thinks this over and says she won't tell anyone if we keep going. We get back into it and she masturbates to us. A little bit into it she tells us to take all our clothes off. Orders me to suck his dick (she's wet as fuck now). I do the deed and then me and my friend start making out again naked on the floor in front of her. She gets naked then and we all have a 3 way. We now have sex in front of her and with her whenever she wants or she'll leak the photo.
Pic sort of related. I look like /pol/ and my best friend looks a lot like /lgbt/.
>>25137879
YOU JUST KNOW
lol
Anything would be nice really
A hug sempai
Gee whiz..... whoaaa......... daaaammn.....
Ahhhh......
Lorde......... she is...... dang........ fuuuucckk.....
Lorde is.... litera...... literally.........L I T E R A L L Y.... perfect!!!
Lorde is literally perfect!
Hell yeah!!!!! oh HEELLLLLLLLLL FUCKIN YEAAAA BABY!!!!! FUUUCCKKK YEEEAAAAAAA....................
>that feelorino-diddly-doodad-woo-wah-wang-ling when no armpit on TC
I bet Jake Gyllenhaal and Lorde would make a perfect couple.
>>25137787
what the fuck is wrong with you she looks like a fucking alien god fucking damnit i hate u guys so fucking much
>So I've been toying around with this app called HelloTalk.
>The premise of this app is to learn languages by chatting with people from all over the world. >Since I know Chinese pretty well, I decide it would be nice to start thing off by helping Chinese people with English, and as well as improving my own Chinese of course.
>I create a profile, record a voice introduction, and add a couple of people from the "suggested friends" list
>And only 5 minutes later, I received a match from a 19 year old girl in China.
>We chat about english language, school, etc.
>She complements me on my Chinese and English.
>Then she asks me if I like Chinese Girls
>My heart is pounding
>I reply, "It's not like I dislike them"
>Then she says "You see, I've always wanted to study overseas, but the tuition is very expensive"
>My heart might literally burst from my chest
>I reply professionally "well, there's always scholarships."
>"but..."
>All while this is happening, I'm receiving friend request notifications left and right. Many of them complementing me on my "good looks" and "beautiful voice"
>The awkward virgin me might just burst
>I politely end the conversation and tell her I'm busy
>"But please let us talk again" as she makes and ending remark
>My heart doesn't stop beating
>I think I'm sick
>Please tell me if this is legit or is this just bait
>I haven't even replied to the thens of other friend requests yet.
What do I do?
>>25137751
She wants you fly her to a better country.
Also, can you vocaroo your introduction? (I'm studying chinese too)
>>25137751
Dude, if you're being serious, she just wants you to pay her way.
Stop being a loser, just mess around with the app and have fun.
>>25139404
Yah op, don't get baited, she just wants you to pay for her. There's already enough of them here anyways. Don't be cucked senpai. Drop dat and play around. As soon as they start asking for resources just stop desu
Reminder that if it takes you longer than 15 seconds to take a shit you're a degenerate. Go in, sit down, squeeze it out, wipe then leave
i have ibs. i fucking WISH that was all it took.
>>25137633
Jesus senpai it takes me 15 minutes
>sit down
>shit
>wait
>shit more
>wipe
>there's shit streaks
>keep wiping
>more shit it's like a brown felt tip marker
>meanwhile I'm on my phone the whole time so it takes double the time
>give up, wash ass in shower
>>25139121
Just wipe twice. You don't need to keep wiping until the paper comes back white, thats retarded
Hi welcome to Mccuckolds! May I take your order sir?
>>25137588
I'll have a bottle of water and a medium black coffee pls.
Bigmac, medium fries, and a coke.
NO FUCKING PICKLES
IF I SEE PICKLES MOTHEFUCKER I WILL COME IN AND DEMAND A REFUND PLUS A FREE BIGMAC
>>25137614
Black cock, coming up!
What is the best fast food breakfast?
>>25137587
Tim Hortons
So good. Jesus
>>25137761
Steak am crunchwrap>>>>all else
>implying I even tried that ither shit
Why is the average breast size increasing (quickly) in Japan and Korea?
Something in the water?
>>25137580
All the rads have given them mutated boobs.
>>25137580
Japs, gooks, and other asians have tiny breasts on average. A small increase in size is a large percentage increase.
>>25137580
>tfw Asian
>tfw big boobs run in the family
>tfw have the biggest boobs out of every grill in the family
Hey people from Toronto. How hard is dating in the big city? Do I need a lot of money to get girls? Hoping moving to Toronto will change me hoping to get some advice about this city. If you live in another big city feel free to share your experiences.
i dunno nigga i just hang around the kensington and church&wellesy
come to the harborfront where i live and ill gib u some drugs
>>25137559
Why would you move to such a faggy degenerate city op?
>>25137667
change. have some good memories of Toronto and I think it will change me.also my oneitis works at Nomad
Sup r9k. Turns out killing yourself is headed than it looks
>>25137546
Just blow your brains out instead.
I'm pressing as hard as I can. The blades sharp too. Wtf why is my skin so thick
>>25137546
Yes, I know.
How'd you try to kill yourself?
What's the matter? Can't handle the sight of a strong Nord woman?
WHY DIDN'T SERANA LOVE ME!? I SAVED THE WORLD, I'M THE DRAGON BORN, BLESSED BY AKATOSH HIMSELF. FUCK EVERYTHING REEEEEEEE
>>25137387
I know the feel fellow Dohvakin
>wanting a stinky nord
>not wanting a cuddly purring Khajiit that you've conquered with BIG CAY COCK
>tfw can't form coherent sentences anymore
>people look puzzled when ever I talk
>have to re-read my shit posts 1000x before I post an
>still end up not making sense
>can't concentrate anymore
>need to read something 2000x for it to finally make sense
I think I lost 40 IQ points. Used to be a 4.0 student too.
>weed is harmless lol blaze it xD
>>25137153
Um. Okay...........
>>25137176
He's implying that you lost 40 IQ points from smoking weed like a degenerate in your HS/college years.
Make a tinder and see what all the fuss is about.
Have found
>Literally 98% of the girls ARE ALL above average in looks.
>Why the fuck are they even on it?
>How the fuck is an average guy like me supposed to compete?
None of these girls would even befriend me in the real world, so I'm not fussed that i have only got one match and shes fat.
post pic of the fatty queen
>>25136549
>Literally 98% of the girls ARE ALL above average in looks.
Your standards are just retarded. You're as dumb as women are.
>>25137810
I don't understand whats going on. These girls on tinder are hot as fuck.
Literally why are they eve on it?
