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who /yunglean/ here?
is he a robot?
>>25140446
Leandoer only fuck bitches that are gay
So pretty much
>>25140446
MILKSHAKES WITH THEM CRUSHED UP OREOS
BANK ROLLS STICK MY DICK INSIDE A GLORY HOLE
>>25140446
Hoover is his only good track
7 or 2 chooses my response
I'll admit bagel bites are better if you send nudes
Guess who's in the shower right now?
>>25140443
Eenie meenie miney send me your
giney
back to the grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2aOlXF9vzY
Eggs are best served preppy
>>25140554
Eggman is dressed far too well for his supposed $10,000 a year income
>>25140747
looks like he just tried those clothes on at the store
This is a thread for shut ins, and also loners (people with 0 friends, and limited or no contact with humans outside of the internet).
I'll start the discussion with something i've noticed recently. Most of my life, although I spent the majority of my time alone, I still had to go outside and be around people for education. After I graduated, I no longer had any reason to go outside, except for work.
I'm currently not working. I have been in my room for weeks. I've noticed i'm quickly losing my ability to socialize entirely. I like to think before, I was quiet but well spoken. I was able to express my ideas and thoughts adequately.
Now, that ability has atrophied immensely. I have complex thoughts but I can rarely find the right words to express them, and even online, even when I keep revising the post, I find that once I read it, it isn't right.
It's like the feeling when you forgot something, but it's perpetual. I find myself constantly at a loss for words.
Does anyone relate?
I only ever talk to people at work.
Usually I lie my ass off to make people think I'm relatively normal.
>>25140342
Why are you using a trip?
>Usually I lie my ass off to make people think I'm relatively normal
I think I can relate. I intentionally allow my coworkers to assume I have a social life. It's interesting, all of them have separately told me they have no friends, and spend all their time alone at home.
I find it hard to believe though. For my male coworkers, I believe them. In fact, I think there are a lot more males in a similar situation to mine than society would have you believe.
But for my female coworkers, they are all attractive, and I find it hard to believe they are living a life similar to mine, despite their claims.
>>25140319
That feel when I only have 5 contacts in my phone, and they are family.
This world was meant for dying as much as it was meant for living
What's that guys name again? The boulder pusher? Epicurus? Prometheus?
>>25140248
I don't think the world was meant for anything at all, brother.
>>25140294
Sisyphus.
>>25140312
Why aren't boys named like this anymore?
>17
>known girl for entire life only started talking to her last two years
>always made her laugh skyped and talk constantly
>says she loves me clearly as jokes and just when I made her happy
>friend comes in. Selfish dick, for some reason charms girls
>starts talking to her after his last breakup ruined our friend group
>hooks our party with him after he is gone
>she starts fucking him later that week
>tfw I am on a skype call with both of them knowing they have and are gonna continue to fuck
>tfw you can literally do nothing
How badly did I fuck up r9k?
Tell me you have more of her.
You didnt fuck up, you are a fuck up
You dodged a bullet, you could've ended up with a girl who's clearly into the asshole type and would've fucked you over because of it
Why don't you just get a flat chested black gf?
>>25140097
I would love to, but I think it unlikely we would have common interests.Not a blond white male btw, I guess that ruins my chances doesn't it?
>>25140156
What are you anon?
>>25140097
Like they'd go for me
Hey anons. Come on in and have a drink. Also, I have some bad news.
tl;dr, Bartender is dying
I got the test results back from the doctors a couple days ago, and they confirmed that I have juvenile Huntington's disease. I have about a year to live. The nerves in my hands and feet are starting to not respond very well, and thus my ability to make these threads is going to decrease.
I'll still do what I can to keep the place open and to help you guys as much as I can. Best of luck, anons. And thanks for a good time.
>>25140080
It seems that the bartender needs a drink of his own brew.
>>25140107
I wish, anon. I've been drinking heavily today. I'm sober on the job, though. Can I get you anything?
>the best guy on /r9k/ is dying
Just when I felt better you do this .-.
I've been dead twice in my life, any questions?
late night chocolate time
gotta have my daily dose
Yeah buddy nigga
how do i find a qt like this?
I'm a fucking fatass (5'8"/225 lbs)
Please hurt me with your words and make me feel bad about myself so I'll stop eating
Same height but I weight 125 lbs more than you.
>>25140057
Dance in front of the mirror with your shirt off. That should give you enough motivation to stop, you big breasted bitch.
>>25140057
Fat shaming is worse than rape, OP.
What is the queer equivalent of chad?
Jim Thunde rim?
Julio
Crispin
Who here /runescape/? Join my cc "mammals" so I can play with some robot bros
add me : Gucci Cape
anyone free to play here? ;_;
>>25140065
>>25140089
added, join the cc brobots
>Studies find that black women are the least desired race of all women
>Black women on OkCupid, despite being severely unpopular with Whites and Asians, have an impressive reply rate from Middle Eastern and Native American men.
>Black women also reply back to Native and Middle Eastern men exceptionally well.
Are they made to be?
no they should date white boys like me
black women are the true robots of the world.
Well lets see.
Middle eastern men being subhuman savages
Black women with their no bull shit attitude
this does seem to make sense
What do I have to do to have sex with a girl who looks like this. I don't care if you meme or say good luck just list whatever the fuck would get her.
>>25139893
Being a good looking male she spends time around enough to give an opening to ask her out or do something with her.
>>25139893
Become rich and/or famous.
We can't see the face OPie. She could have a puffy face with sagging eyes and other imperfections.
Holy shit. Not just druggie rumor. Totally true. I had some grapefruit juice an hour before drinking poppyseed tea. It's totally potentiated, I am nodding hard right now. It's so good
>>25139864
a potent inhibitor of cytochrome P450 enzymes, principally the CYP3A4 isoform. This can affect the metabolism of a variety of drugs and increase their bioavailability.
>the effect of this would depend on whether the drug you're taking is activated or inactivated by this enzyme.
>>25139864
it keeps getting better the more drink senpai
>>25139946
Yup, well it works for morphine cause holy fuck its hard for me to even read right now.
