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no manlet general?
manlet general.
>tfw try to be trap
>cant
life is not good, friends
>live in the netherlands
>1.75 manlet
>all my one-itusses were always taller than me, every qt i've liked towered me
not sure if i have a fetish for tall women or that every woman here is just handsome and tall lads
>just measured today that i am 5'3
Tbqh I fucking love being tiny. I am really comfortable with my height.
5'7"
>tfw born to a life of all encompassing failure
when are you killing yourself, why and why haven't you yet anon?
Within the next three months, it depends on how the plan to turn my life around goes.
Have not done it yet because I was about to do it but decided to 'fix' myself first and give life a proper go. A lot of reading, researching, passions, psychiatry sessions, films and here I am, about to ride the same spiral again but with a different mindset.
hopefully next year. i haven't done it because i thought things were going to get better but in actuality they just keep getting worse. that and i'm afraid of what's going to happen after death.
Why I want to
>5'3''
>literally deformed face
>never successfully greentexted
>Kissless virgin
>I am basically a goblin
Why I won't
>have very large inheritance
>why are you so weird anon
>>25136890
Cause I'm edgy and wear trench coats to make me feel powerful but I'm too weak to actually work for what I want so I resort to buying guns and cool sunglasses and feel very manly and in charge hehe fuckin normies hehe
>>25137363
this desu senpai guys
>>25137363
you forgot the part where they kill people buddy
Uhhh FUCK 29 year old virgin here getting the wierd thrown my way. Pls hlp
>>25136884
Say you like rough sex and blind folds.
>>25136981
Worse part is I don't even want it from her. Think that would scare her away? Say I'm into butt stuff and BJs
This girl sounds autistic.
Who saving for a hair transplant here?
My parents already told me they'd pay for it.
>>25136880
Why?
Girls were still repulsed by me even when I had a better hairline.
>>25136919
What if it makes him feel better about himself ?
Okay how do I get rid of them. I'm this close to removing everything from my room and fumigating it. I can't lay in my bed anymore. I can't even walk on the floor or they bite my legs. I've stopped allowing pets access to my room but it seems to have actually gotten WORSE. Help.
Sprinkle diatomaceous earth on pretty much everything. All over the mattress.
>>25136908
Will try, thanks for the suggestion
>>25136908
Before doing this, vacuum twice. Then, empty out the vacuum's bag/canister.
Also, get your pets some Frontline. Even if they're not allowed in your room, fleas will still get in there if they aren't treated.
Lastly, use the diatomaceous earth. Sprinkle it everywhere, especially along the edges of walls and baseboards, in your windowsills. by your doorframe and under your door.
Vacuum and empty the vacuum at least once a week. Re-apply the diatomaceous earth every month for 3 months.
If you exit high school with no friends and don't go to college, or you fucked for life when it comes to friends?
I just want to have a group of people I can chill with, but NOPE.
>>25136807
Not impossible, but it's very difficult. You need to have an outgoing personality since you literally need to go into a public place and talk to strangers. Since you graduated high school without friends, I'm guessing that's not you.
Making friends is generally a catch 22. You need friends to get introduced to new friends.
Just make friends at work. Unless you're NEET, in which case you're fucked. You're not a filthy NEET, right?
>>25136922
I don't think its possible make genuine, life-long friends out of co-workers. You'd honestly be better pressed to just meet someone in a bar and have things develop from there.
>"hey my friend over there the thinks your cute..."
>"well aren't you going to talk to her? Are a racist ?"
>"aren't you aware of the current year? I mean come on!"
No one talks like this.
I'm not falling for this shit again, it was the worst shit happened to me.
>>25137000
Mirin' your repeating digits breh.
How did it go m8.5?
What's the most fucked up thing you said to someone/ a group of people /r9k/?
In my grade 10 highschool English class, we were separated into two groups to debate a book, I forget what the debate was specifically about. The book was called "Things Fall Apart", and in the debate, I said something along the lines of
>"Okonkwo beat his wife out of love"
and I saw the face of a roastie contort with disgust and she put her hand over her mouth, and a few others gasped. I didn't even realize that what I said wasn't normie-friendly.
Too much to list
>call sensitive names people i'd fight with
>make fun of people who lost relatives or had a disability
>celebrate the fukushima incident when it happened and shitpost about it online
Fuck I'm a shitty person
When I was in high school I threatened to kill Chad when he was picking on my weeaboo friend.
I cringe at it looking back now but at the time, Chad seemed a bit scared.
I made fun of my friend for having panic attacks. To be fair, she is kind of a jerk so she deserves to suffer. And I guess I deserve to suffer for mocking her.
Is this a good character or a shitty character? Whether or not he is a good person is not the question.
Evangelion belongs on reddit.
He's a great character.
>>25136658
tripfags belong on reddit.
>>25136678
You belong in the butthurt locker, you Evangelion loving fuck. It's not good and it never was. Stop it.
>just ask her out anon
>whats the worst that could happen??
>alright i guess that makes sense
>decide to ask her out this week
>have horrible crippling anxiety for 3 days
>call her
>stumble through the conversation i practiced in my head
>ask her out
>she basically gasps
>rejects me
>it's as horrible as i could have ever imagined
>this was months ago and i still have terrible anxiety with even thinking of asking out a female friend now
>mfw
im sorry senpai i dont have the balls to ask out my oneitis the best advice i can give you is keep looking, best of luck in the fields of battle my brother.
>>25136628
do it again. keep doin it. she only said no
Really? Been through the same situation three weeks ago and regardless of her rejection, I felt pretty good having the balls to ask her out. Way better than having to live up with doubts she might have said yes but never asked
Which of these do you remember robots? The first or the second.
If you remember the first, do a quick google search. The first has never existed in this timeline.
Berenstein Bears/BERENSTAIN Bears
Interview with a/the vampire
sex in/and the city
mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror
chic-fil-a/chick
luke/no, I am your father
If you build it they/he will come
Smokey the Bear/Smokey Bear
beautiful day in the/this neighborhood
we're gonna need a bigger/you're gonna need
daylight savings/daylight saving time
cruella Deville/De vil
book of isiah-the lion shall lay down with the lamb/the wolf shall lay down with the lamb
sketchers/skechers (shoes)
Proctor & Gamble/Procter & Gamble
Life is/was like a box of chocolates
new zealand moved from above to below australia
Panama Canal is now north to south now east to west
n*sync/*nsync
Reba Mcintyre/McEntire
JC Penny/JC Penney
Charles Shultz/Charles shulz
looney toons/looney tunes
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In THE most delightful way/In A most delightful way
VW logo didnt have a line through it separating the V and W
Home Depot/The Home Depot
Picture of Henry the VIII with a turkey leg??
noone/definately
Dr. Doolittle/Dolittle
Mike/Gus tells Walter to go home (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yFF2DYAPqc)
Have you ever had a near death experience, especially ones in which you blacked out?
Do you sometimes/often experience Tinnitus? (ringing of the ears)
We exist in a different timeline than our original timeline robots. Life as we know it is not what we think. How do we cope with this reality?
>Life was like a box of chocolates
that's pretty telling woah
>what is dyslexia
I dont get it. What.
anyone else feeling fat right now?
I wish i went for a run today. I'll have to go tomorrow
>anyone else feeling fat right now?
uhhhhh things a woman says?
I very rarely miss my runs, i average up to 60km's a week. Sometimes that might be in the 50's if I'm really sore. As it is, excited as fuck for my 30kg weighted vest to come in.
Just
fuck
my
shit
up
>>25136679
Neat. I have a 100lb one. Can barely put it over my head.
Would you rather be rich or really good looking?
really rich looking senpai
>>25136527
Dumb question
Rich
how rich are we talking? rich enough to get a new face?
Why are you guys making fun of wagecucks? Don't you realize they're practically our slaves. They literally revolve their whole life around working with just enough time to sit down and think about how much their lives suck, why do you want to stop them? I just got my first neet check for 5000 since I have back payments for the time it took to apply. Do you think they'll keep working when they know how much better we have it? I get 200 dollars worth of free food, I drive a Pontiac g6, and have an apartment that only costs me 30% of my check. All thanks to the wagecuckers. Stop bragging and stop telling them they're retarded or you'll ruin it for all of us.
Eerrrr...I mean h-hi normie. The weather sure is beautiful out, huh?
I dont understand the terms neet check and autism bucks. How do i get these? Are they not an american thing or something?
>>25136622
Help plz senpai.
>>25136622
Seriously i need this. How get free money
