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Was he a robot
>no friends at all
>cucked by a whore and his best friend
>perfered to live in solitude
>achieved level 44 dark sorcerer status
he was actually clever and thoughtful though, in his own slightly insane way, not just a personality vacuum who ended up at introspection because he had nowhere else to go
>>25132061
>image.gif
What?
>>25132061
>>no friends at all
>>cucked by a whore and his best friend
To all the robots who are too shy to even post, this is your thread. Post anything, just do it!
I know you're out there.
I completely bombed 2 of my Exams and I broke off 2 of my only friends because they were jerks to me. Plus Im dead broke
I don't even know what to do anymore..
im dying but im too afraid to go to the hospital since i can't drive myself and i have to ask my parents, it would worry them too much and cause a scene
ive been cleaning my room and getting rid of dodgy stuff like drugs and shit so im not judged if i just don't wake up one of these days.
But I don't even know what to say, I'm nothing special. I prefer to just read what other people are saying.
Who else here had an extremely productive year in 2015?
>worked hard to finally start making my dreams come true
>skills have improved immensely
>knowledge has gone up a lot too
>2016 will only be more productive
It was productive, a culmination of many years of work and planning. But, now it's done and I'm looking forward to some rest.
>>25131992
me. i was stuck in a bad rut for a long time and had very little confidence, wasn't sure who i was.
met a girl (turned out to be evil, oh well, no contact anymore, it started fun) who brought it back out, i was social when i was younger but closed up. the last 6 months have been very different compared to the 5 years prior to that.
even though this roastie ended up playing me, it taught me a lot (not to take girls seriously and be careful with who you decide to trust)
>>25131992
>Enlisted at a university
>Got my first own apartment
>Had sex with an actual human female
I'm almost a normie now
>15/01/2016
life's suffering
What if, time stopped.
>>25132482
time is essential to space, if there is no time, then space and you doesn't exist.
>>25131962
just cuckold my shit up
Pepe is a Caucasian American, right?
he's latino but doesn't have an accent or anything
Never met a white guy with the name of Pepe, in never met a Pepe in my entire life.
I'd rather think that Pepe stands for any man regardless of race. Is that cool?
he's french
*FLUBBBBB WUBBBBB
o-oh anon I hope you don't mind...
Its a genetic condition :^)
What in the fucking fuck is this fucking fucked up shit?
>>25132539
It's a roastie.
I-it's okay honey, i-it's beautiful
>there are people the same age as you who are doing much better in life than you are right now
>>25131881
and people doing worse.
jesus christ u pussy
iktf
>Force our smiles, baby, half dead
>From comparing myself to everyone else around me
fob confirmed most r9k band
Yes, for me there are a few that are doing better, but I still keep going.
I know I'm never going to be a billionaire, so you have to let things go. But, eventually, you realize that it's really just a game and so you just play it however it's best for you.
>When you dont get any matches on tinder
How is that possible? Not getting even a single match, I mean?
I have over a thousand matches and I'm only average looking.
I only have my range to 10 miles cause fuck travelling any farther than that for some girl.
Either way I get 1~3 matches every 4 weeks - month or so.
>>25131878
stage better pictures in your garden, set the camera at a certain hight so it seems someone else took the photo.
worked for me, went from 0 matches in a month to 11 matches in a week.
a picture with a dog also helps.
who /laina/ here?
>/laina/
Literally who?
I would actually cut off my left nut to have a girlfriend as cute as her and as crazy as she pretends to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEY9GJAm8bA
Which accent is a pussy magnet?
>>25131655
British to Americsn girls.
>>25131655
Southern US
Italian
RP British
A foreign European/Anglo one
Just sperged out and shouted at the top of my lungs at my cunt upstairs neighbor who stomps around constantly. When I yelled my voice cracked and I'm pretty sure I sounded like some crazy person or some bitchboi. I bought a pair of pic related and I'm just sitting in the dark wearing them
I might've gotten through to this guy but in the meantime I'm embarrassed. I hate my apartment so much I honestly just hope one day I come home and its burned down, with all of my possessions too I don't care. I still got to put up with this shit for 7 more months
Hahah what a fag.
>>25131699
What about being a bully... on r9k, of all places?
>>25131743
I'm sorry.
I understand you, man. I'm just like you, OP. I'm extremely sensitive to noise. I think it's autism.
This thing is in an open (cuck) relationship and you aren't. How does that feel?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fullfatalchemist?cf=home_orbits
>>25131567
This is code for she has some guy that fucks her when he is horny and she pretends it is her boyfriend.
>>25131694
Even if that's true, it's depressing that a whale can find someone and I can't
>>25131694
What about when this chick says it?
I know women have it easy, but the thought of someone having a fat paraplegic side piece blows my mind.
>mfw no one ever talks to me unless they need something or I text them first
Currently have 3 convos, all of which stand with me waiting for a response.
Right, I'm sure you're soo fucking busy on a Sunday to reply to my shitty text from a day, ago.
I know it wasn't a text that obliterated your sides. I'm not that funny.
I know it wasn't something juicy, like the time I fucked some chick I met off tinder. I'm a loser.
I'm sorry I just wanted to find out how you're doing and have a regular conversation.
Fuck you if you currently have someone waiting on your response for something.
I've had enough, I'm tired.
welcome to the 21st century. if you don't entertain someone they have no use for you
>>25131556
I have same problem OP. feels like I have no friends.
tfw people ignore you even on /r9k/
Me too OP
>have 4 friends all on steam
>they've all known each other since childhood, I came in in mid highschool
>petition them to buy a game on steam so we can all play together
>they start playing it without inviting me
>even i I ask they say "we're just finishing a game off from last night"
If you had 100 dollars and a few days, what would you do before you an heroed?
A hundred bucks isn't a lot. Maybe go to the airport and buy the first standby ticket that goes on sale. At least you'll see something new.
Try weed for the first time, buy some alcohol and get completely wasted.
Have 2 pizzas every day till I run out of money
>I fell for the "just settle for a fat chick" meme
Not only is she gross but she also has a terrible personality.
>>25131335
Fat people are always terrible on the outside and the inside.
>>25131335
>fat chicks
>one mortal sin in their entire lives, "don't get fat"
>doesn't even matter if you've got an ugly face, speech impediment, balding, nobody gives a fuck
>even a little bit of pudge still puts you in the field, just don't go full landwhale to where you can't even tell if you're a roastie or not because you can't bend over far enough to see it
>easiest task in the world, don't even have to do anything, just refrain from doing a negative thing
>still fucked it up
There's nothing objectively wrong with fat, but the mentality that leads most women (and men) to become fatasses is coincidentally the same mentality that often makes them vapid cunts and [man/woman]children. I've met pudgy people, men and women, I could respect. But I've never met a truly flabby individual (not "muscle underneath some flab," no "small but just don't exercise so no muscle definition," but the kind of person who is just so fat that you laugh and then feel legitimately guilty) with any redeeming characteristics.
Your body is an inseperable part of your self, and if you let that go to shit then chances are you've also let your personality and mind go to shit as well. Exceptions exist, but they are few and far between.
>>25131335
im a fat chick and i try really hard to be healthy and work out (which i do) but ive packed on even more weight because holidays and im basically giving up lol
