>tfw someone asks you a question just after you.take a huge bite of food
>At buffet
>Mouth filled with sushi, quite obvious I am chewing
>Waitress comes over
>"Can I get you anything else? Would you like some more water?"
I think next time this happens I'm just going to open my mouth and let chewed food spill out
>"Hey anon, it's getting a bit lonely since my boyfriend left me, and you need some experience with women too"
I hate my mom, why did she incest on being my roommate
>>25129972
>mfw witnessing a beautiful Freudian slip
I ask you r9k, what is more soulless and evil a women's soul or a traps?
>>25129860
I could pull the trigger
>>25129860
But OP, '''''traps''''' are women
>>25129883
On yourself?
BLESS UP ANOTHA ONE, ITS ALMOST CHIRSTAMST, OMEGLE THREAD LETS GET GOING BROSSSSSSS XDDDDDDDDD OMEGLE TIME AHHAHAAAa
TAGS: R9K OMEGLER9K R9KOMEGLE BLOOD REDDIT TUMBLR
>blood
Kek
>>25130083
MAKE STEVIE WONDER ANOTHA ONE, ANOTHA TAG
Anyone on who wants to gossip with me? xxx
So the mother fucker actually went through with it. I gotta say I didn't think he would havethe ballsto do it.
o-oh is that really eggman?
if that's what eggman looks like to women, i no longer have problem with him being a normie
>>25129828
w-what?
What the fuck are you talking about m8?
Till now I played Counter-Strike: Normie Offensive, but got really fucking pissed off. Such a shit community filled with idiotic 12yo edgelords I could find only on TF2. I'm fucking done with it.
Any game recommandations?
>no MOBAS
>no massively multiplayer of any kind
>multiplayer is ok, singleplayer is A+
While on the topic, is hearthstone worth restarting after over half an year of not playing?
>>25129814
hearthstone is worse than it has ever been right now, at least in constructed. if you wanna play, do dailes to get gold then play arena. otherwise you'll just want to kill yourself
Euro Truck Simulator 2, Fallout NV, Geometry Wars 3, Left 4 Dead 2, Mafia 2, Vampire : The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Ziggurat
Hmm, just thinking what I might do tomorrow.
Always wanted to learn more about ancient Greek philosophy. Maybe I also continue writing my exciting book, after I have cooked some delicious shrimps wrapped in serrano ham. Tommorow will be a wonderful day. Again.
What are you up to wagekeks? Oh right, you got to work. Mr Shekelstein needs to be proud on you or he wont give you any christmas bonus. Better be motivated tomorrow. I hope you enjoy your Monday.
Another day, another dollar
>>25129698
So what's your book about?
>>25129715
Yeah, what is it about ?
How the wagecucks' wife cheats on her while he's at work ?
I've already got tomorrow sorted for me.
You see, my wagecuck neighbour usually leaves for work at 5am and won't get back until 7pm. His wife leaves the door unlocked and stays awake, waiting for me to come around and fuck her into her bed for hours on end.
... hope it's not any of your wives.
Is there any anons who tried anti-depressant? If you did, was it worth it? All my current life consists of is alcohol
lexapro prescribed for ocd and yes
>>25129749
I've been thinking if I should try it, MIGHT make some shit ok
>>25129672
During an acute episode of anxiety and depression my doc prescribed me lexapro 10mg and said to take half a tablet for a week. When I took the tablet, it made me feel really sick and vomited after an hour. They also made me extremely sleepy, but not the good kind. Kinda like my brain was switching off but my body was still awake. Stopped taking them after a few days because it didn't get better. Have another appointment in 2 weeks, not sure if I want to try anything else.
Where were you December 31, 1999?
6 years old, ruining my parents' New Years eve party.
I was with my parents watching the millenial fireworks.
>>25129561
Babysitting the girl that I later married while my mom and her mom went to get fireworks, a cheesecake, and diapers.
I was just about to turn 12.
is DJ Khaled a robot?
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.
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what other celebrities are robots?
>>25129487
celebrities cant be robots fuck off retard.
He prob means "trust no one" whatnot
Something about kanye ain't right tho
a celebrity can't be a robot
>tons of normies say they have no friends
Who /feels like they're wasting their life/ here?
me
>stayed inside playing games my whole teenage life
>my childhood is fucking done and i only have one and i blew it
I used to, but then I realized even if I had a good paying job and a college education I'd still hate myself and want to die.
Wasting it. Pretty well.
>>25129745
Same here. Just the knowledge of having wasted the best years and remembering all the regrets makes any joy in the future impossible.
What does female asshole taste like?
Like salty coins and milk
>>25129453
Shit and stuff :^)
>>25129453
Nothing if it's clean
Why can't fucking females be "robots"? This is a sexist ass board on a racist ass site. I wish they would take this place down.
>>25129431
Roasties aren't allowed on this board you cuck.
25129431
no (you) for you my friend
Shut the fuck up first poster not all women have vaginas like that and some have it naturally. Some can revert it too with surgery or just training
Hello everyone.
I see a lot of people on here everyday talking about having no one to talk to.Well,here i am.Add me on skype (apersonalfriend).I will not be making any groups,i'll just talk to you when and if you want.
I'll be your friend and i'll try to help you out.
>>25129359
I-I don't have skype and don't want a friend, but it's a shame your thread is so far down. Here's a bump.
>>25129772
Thank you,original poster 772
I would murder Karen with my dick.
i'm been in my house for the last 15 days, what do?
>>25129340
Is that you in the pic desu senpai?
Stay in your house.
I have not left my house in 2 months.
sprudo memes ftw
How are these supposed to be funny?
>>25129239
my fave spurdo pic 2bh
>>25129304
They'll turn funny the moment you kill yourself.