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So what do woman really expect out of a man during a relationship?

What do they sincerely want? Especially when looking for a husband.


I refuse to believe it is all, big dick, chad/tyrone, alpha male, rich with full head of hair and a good job.

I don't believe crap like this
http://elitedaily.com/dating/not-cant-find-man-love-cant-find-man-love/956734/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=EG&utm_content=956734
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What I looked for when searching for a husband/potential mate:

>Education (to at least be as educated as me)
>My height or taller
>No physical/mental illness
>Okay looking, not deformed, decent genetics (no missing limbs)

That's really it. Don't be a retard and be at least somewhat physically able.
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>>25132685
I refuse to believe it is this simple.
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>>25132765
Well maybe not all women, but for me personally that's what I looked for. I know a lot of girls care about

>I refuse to believe it is all, big dick, chad/tyrone, alpha male, rich with full head of hair and a good job.

but I'm 23 years old and legitimately was looking for a future husband, instead of some Chad to fuck.

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I'm in love, /r9k/

>pic related
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She's in love too.

With some other guy's cock.
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>>25132574
She is a top-tier qt for sure.
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>>25132574
She's a one dimesional mary sue.

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I'm serously enamored for petite Russian girls. I just want to hold them close.
Why can't I find them bros?
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>>25132558
have tried googling russian mail order bride?
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>>25132580
There you go. Then you can get married to one and once they have the green card, they'll murder you in your sleep. Sweet dreams!
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>>25132558
So they are like clearance sale asians. You got me intereste OP

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The recent rise of "fembot" feels threads is very troubling.

I've been trying to shit up as many as possible to discourage roasties from posting them, but so many robots post and respond seriously acting like beta orbiters, begging for a gf.

I want every robot to know that doing this encourages them. A true fembot, if such a thing exists, would just post in normal feels threads. It is very, very easy to not reveal your gender in your post. Revealing you are a girl just means you an attention whore who wants everyone to know I HAVE A VAGINA.

We need to stop encouraging them. It is the exact same thing as a black person going to Stormfront and talking about how they are black, or posting their own safe space threads.

Remember to always, always sage when posting in one of these "fembot" threads, and try to make them feel as bad as possible. Above all, never forget the most important phrase in your arsenal:

Shoo shoo roast beef!
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And above all else, don't forget to harass trip friends, especially cupcake and Mystery.jpg.

cupcake is an obvious troll, not actually a girl, but still shitter nonethless. Mystery.jpg is a roastie whore who deserves to be put down.
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>>25132471
I'm a girl, and even I agree with this.
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>>25132744
Obligatory roastie get out.

If you're just joking good one m8.

If you're actually a girl, I'm glad you can see reason.

Shoo shoo roast beef

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I need some believable Chad sets of pictures, i.e. sets of pictures of males who are just below model-tier but still very good facial aesthetics and body.
Reason is that I want to make a fake OkC account just to experiment with it.
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Come on, someone help me out, I don't know where normies upload such pictures. Would looking on instangram or something work?
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do something more productive with your time
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>>25132722
I'm incapable of that. If I was capable I'd do that.

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lol, why does this manlet even bother?
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but he has abs
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What the hell is that weird system you're using? What is it in centimiters? Meters? You foreigners are fucking cookey.
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>>25132389
Sorry we didn't tell you he was 2000 megameters or whatever you fucking backwards asshole. Just shut up and take our foreign aid

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Okay. I just read a lot of NOFAP, NOPORN stuff

And i decided to quit porn.

AGE 27, I quit porn. I'm already 3months into NOFAP and i can feel my depression fading

I should have done this a long time ago.
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>>25132332
I felt my penis fading.
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>>25132332
Here ya go OP enjoy
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>>25132332
>3 months

damn son

The longest I lasted was 3 weeks, but also I only regularly jerk off once every two weeks at most. After 2+ weeks once I'm cleaning my dick & balls in the shower I can't not spray a giant load all over the place.

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Is it inherently selfish to not want to spend time with your family during Christmas? I saw them during thanksgiving, now they want to see me during Christmas. I'm 23 and live alone.

They live on the other side of the country and I work up until the 23rd, and I just want to have the long weekend to my self, but I have family from both sides of my parents begging me to come visit them, even offering to pay for the plane ticket.

and I really don't want to... I just want to chill by myself, but obviously im not gonna say that

does this make me a bad person, because this is happening ALOT. I feel like I'm way more greedy with my free time than what is normal.
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>>25132277
although I think it's good to spend time with the family, I don't think people should be under any obligation to visit just because it's christmas
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Tell them you have to work
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I'm buying and receiving 0 presents this year and honestly it feels pretty good

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Who else poor? All the commercials of happy families celebrating Christmas together kill me inside bit by bit.
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>>25132243
I'm quite the opposite. I'm getting an Xbox one for Christmas :)
Maybe you should get a job, poorfag.
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>>25132243


I really can't afford much, maybe I'll get some clothes I really need for the winter and a ps4 game or something. I got 8k euros in savings and no job, parents not really supporting me much either.

I'm spending the holidays with my parents and family and I hoped I'd be able to buy them all something this year but I can't unfortunately.

I wanted to get my mom a laptop because I bought my dad one last year, and maybe a pair of shoes for my brother. Instead my dad bought me an oven (which wasn't cheap) and I got no plans to buy them anything.
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>>25132243
Christmas is just materialism.

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I don't understand how bitches like this fuck and create more beasty motherfuckers. I want EBT / Welfare to be cut off.

I bet the little beasty 1000 is running around with guns killing people when their mom should of closed their legs.
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They can't stand their life so they get pumped and dumped by tyrone
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>>25132240
Black women get the paper bag treatment
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>>25132287
Why do Tyrone's fuck bitches like this. Not even a hippopotamus would fuck this ugly animal.

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>tfw you will never be a qt award winning actress who turns the world of hollywood on it's head by refusing to wear makeup and dress all glitz and glamoury
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>>25132156
WHO B DIS CHECK
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>>25132515
helena maybe, she is crazy enough
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>>25132156
Tell name pls :)))

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Who here /finished with finals/ here?
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Graduated college, so have been finished.

Feels good. Congrats, OP. How close are you to graduating?
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>>25132125
Who /inwinterbreakbutthecollegecalledyoubecausetheyrehavingaproblemwithrecordsandyouneedtotalktoyouradviserortheylltakeyououtofaclassbuthesonvacationandnowidontknowwhattodo/ here
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>>25132125
What, like forever? Everyone in the U.S. should be on christmas break and thus done.

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It's strange, friends.

I'm able to make people around me smile and laugh, I'm able to cheer up a whole classroom and friends often bring me along when they're going out to eat etc. etc.

Yet, at the end of the day, I lay in my bed and feel real alone with a horrible feeling in my stomach.
Am i ungrateful, guys?
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all you want is benis in your mouth
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sounds like you're a depressive schizophrenic.
time for you to go get drugged up and put into a psyche ward, you crazy fuck
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You're 15, you're not depressed, you're a fucking teenager, it will go away, now get out of this board for 3 years.

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These are the games i own, but haven't even played.

http://strawpoll.me/6322023
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>>25132098
>>>/v/

[robot mandated content]
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>Not being a part of the PC master race. HAHA no wonder you can't get a gf.
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>>25132098
>not playing AC Black flag multiplayer.
you are scum

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>Hey, why do you always eat alone in your room? Come out and eat with us instead!
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>>25132064

thats a lot of pop
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>>25132064
fuck off

bloxidy bloxidy BLOX
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>>25132064
ok :33

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