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You're life might improve
You know that guy killed his kids and wife and then himself right. You can't win
>>25133061
pics or it didn't happen le original comment
>>25133061
Because the ivans would have raped them to death otherwise
How do i get 5/10 or 6/10 girls to think im cute?
Kill me, Pete.
Please do it.
>>25132957
i sure do love pete
Kill me, Pete.
I beg of you.
went on a tinder date with a QT 3.14 japanese foreign student tonight, it didn't go well, after 2 hours of drinking and chilling she abruptly left because I obviously wasn't what she was seeking
sucks, forever a robot.
>>25132924
Did you say something stupid?
I bet you did.
Did you dress up as a full geisha to show respect to her culture? If you didn't, that's probably the issue.
You also have to put on the thick asian accent and bow a lot to make her feel at ease.
I hope you didn't pay for her.
why haven't you wagekucks chipped in to buy us the /r9k/ mansion yet?
>Implying that won't cost millions
Save for the privileged, inheritance bots, most of us can't quite afford that.
NEETs need a spot where we can kick it
A spot where WE belong, that's just for us
Where robots ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Chads
Know what I mean? Where do NEETs go when we die?
Ain't no heaven for a robot.
That's why we go to /r9k/ mansion
That's the only place where bots get in free and you gotta be a NEET
... at /r9k/ mansion
>A place to spend my quiet nights, time to unwind
>So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times
>I once contemplated suicide, and woulda tried
>But when I held that 9, all I could see was my momma's eyes
>No one knows my struggle, they only see the trouble
>Not knowin it's hard to carry on when no one loves you
>Picture me inside the misery of KHV
>No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survived
>Prayin hard for better days, promise to hold on
>Me and my dawgs ain't have a choice but to roll on
>We found a family spot to kick it
>Where we can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit
>A spot where we can post in peace, and even though we NEET's
>We still visualize places, that we can roll in peace
>And in my mind's eye I see this place, the robots go in fast
I got a spot for us all, so we can ball, at /r9k/ mansion
>>25132985
There are plenty of rich trust fund NEETbots here
>mods know exactly which boards I use, what posts are mine and when I'm shitposting
so does big brother
>>25132827
>You probably talked to Mercer the Merciless
If I was a mod, I would write a book about this place.
Does shaving your pubes make your dick look bigger?
no it
>>25132805
Yes. Itt does.
>>25132805
I think it does. But I'm the only one who gets to see my dick anyway so I'm fucked if I know.
Am I the only one here who feels perfectly happy/comfy/social at Christmas?
No I hate Christmas. First, I have to spend my money. Second, I have to figure out something to do for my birthday. I can't spend my birthday alone or else my parents will talk shit to me. Third, I have to spend Christmas Eve with family. Fourth, I have to spend Christmas with family. Then I have to find something to do NYE or else my family will talk shit. It's just a stressful time of the year.
Depends on how much I've had, LOL. Hitting it hard will obviously make me more sociable and everyone else more interesting.
I mean, I don't get absolutely dogbuggered, but I keep everything at a nice even level.
>>25132808
Just get giftcards for gifts. Also what's so bad about your family
What does it feel like to be drunk?
Find it yourself
Depends on how much you've had. 1-3 drinks, you get more mellow, but it doesn't affect you all that much.
But after that, you can either get happier, sadder, or angrier. I've seen all of those results. They say that your "real self" comes out, not sure if that's true. I'm thinking it's your "stupid self" that comes out.
>>25132942
I'm muslim tbqh
>Doctor appointment tomorrow
>Hopefully will be given antidepressants
I just need the motivation to lift / read books / eat healthy for 12-24 months.
If I can improve my image and confidence, I might be able to get a gf.
Any advice?
Probably a good idea, but don't expect your life to suddenly improve.
>I just need the motivation to lift / read books
You will get some kind of motivation, but if you're anything like me you will get it completely wrong. I wanted to get back into drawing and fitness, but ended up obsessively baking. It was the first time in a long time that I felt like doing something, and my home was full of cupcakes.
>eat healthy for 12-24 months
Again, from my experience, your appetite will completely change. Some people lose their appetite completely, others (like me) are starving 24/7 but can only stomach bread and chocolate. Not healthy eating food.
Antidepressants will change you, but you can't plan what you're going to do. They're worth a try though.
>>25132932
As long as I can do anything other than sitting down on my chair, not enjoying the vidya i'm playing, it will be an improvement
My bodyweight is fine, but my diet is just takeout every day.
Haven't cooked myself a single meal in 3 months, not even toast or cereal.
The amount of calories and stuff I'm eating is okay, I'd just rather not spend 800+ dollars a month on junk food
>>25133038
Eating so much junk is probably not doing you much good anyway. For me I felt like everything changed overnight, I got a full nights sleep and woke up starving. Before I couldn't even bring myself to play vidya, but I got up and went for a walk for two hours. I don't consider myself fixed by any means, but it felt good to actually want to do things.
Obviously everyone experiences them differently. Good luck with them.
>one chance at life
>you were born an obese ginger with a micropenis
>you were molested by your obese uncle and not your qt aunt
>none of you normie fucks can relate to this
I'm sorry brother.
Shouldn't have been such a little slut as a kid.
nobody is born obese
No one is entitled to a relationship or love unless you are beautiful.
Both are just a means of reproduction. Obviously only the best genes should be passed on, so we get less robots in the future.
EVERYTHING matters, the best mate is the one with the overall total package. Brains, brawn, looks, the whole thing.
>>25132728
You leave us no option but rape then.
>>25132800
Sure, but let's be honest here. If a guy had all brains and zero looks and another one had only looks and no brains,
who would girls pick?
It's not the nerd, no matter what lies Buzzfeed spreads.
any robots not gonna make it to 2016?
not been out for a meal in ages.
>>25132718
That pic makes me really sad
Like very sad, jesus fuck man I feel bad for that guy
i know exactly the kind of people he had to deal with. mean-spirited, rude people who hate themselves and need everyone else to be uncomfortable as well
What's this shit about people downplaying the concept of love on this board?
"it's just a shallow instinct"
"it's just a chemical reaction in the brain"
"love doesn't exist past the age of like 13 lol grow up"
no shit you desperate fucks, but it serves an extremely important role in human life. if there was no love in humans, we wouldnt pair bond. the massive parental investment it takes to raise a healthy human being requires TWO or more people who look after each other and their child, triggering certain self-sacrificing and altruistic parental instincts.
"is that it?"
No. The companionship that love facilitates is a necessity for not only mental but also for PHYSICAL HEALTH. You will live for an extra decade if you're in a functional long-term intimate relationship. Why? Because affectionate behavior literally fights against viruses and modulates immune function. You basement nerds and MGTOW idiots forget this, but human touch releases certain hormones that are beneficial for physical health and lowers stress hormones. This is especially important if you are lonely or have suffered trauma in the past. If your HPA axis (stress system in the human body) is out of whack, which is often the case in traumatized individuals, your stress hormone cortisol is high and for prolonged periods of time, which in turn compromises your immune system.
If you're lonely, you're stressed, because nature did not design you to be alone for such long periods of time as you spend in front of a computer. Being stressed, the stress hormones slow down your T and B immune cell production by your thymus and bone marrow. It also impairs your cellular functioning: you will have, for example, less DNA repair enzymes at your disposal, increasing your cancer cells and eventually will lead to cancer (although cancer cells existing in your body isn't necessarily harmful as they may lie dormant for a long time).
Stop trying to make excuses for not looking for genuine love. You NEED it.
i NEED anime
go fuck yourself in the ass captain lovesdick
the only thing i need to do is die.
There is too much competition.
There is too much to do and improve upon myself.
All for a chance at love, which WILL leave me suffering.
True love is out there, sure, but I am not deserving of it.
Could you show me ITT what does a 18+ years old virgin look like? F-for research.
>>25132626
That's a terrible pic.
>>25132626
Legit 18 yo virgin
>>25132828
Shave the beard and work out, or just work out
Either way you aren't fucked just start asking out girls once you feel more confident in yourself
Anyone want to start a new robot Skype group?
Pic unrelated.
>>25132623
sure why not
>inb4 ddos
>>25132652
Skype namerino?
reposting from dead thread
I'm making a new skype account
dubs names my new skype profile
if you post a picture I will use that as my profile pic
