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would /r9k/ pay for cuddles?
i would if i had these pro cuddlers where i live but sadly there aren't any :(
Do you think there are any older cuddlers, around the 45-50 range that would cuddle other females?
>>25126450
dont know, maybe. why?
>>25126408
Why not just hire a whore? Paying someone to cuddle with you when you can't do anything sexual with them just seems incredibly stupid. A hooker will cuddle with you and also let you fuck her.
What are you eating for breakfast, /r9k/?
I had two english muffins with cheese and a banana. It's not what I usually eat, but times are hard, family.
Fishsticks and whiskey.
Bro that's a nonstick pan and you're using a metal fork. Put those eggs in a bowl.
Who /money/ here?
I got 850yuro gifted thanks my birthday yeasterday
>>25126341
>>25126471
All me
xx
>>25126341
I make $67.50/hr. Does that count?
Hey.
An anon made a thread a week ago where they said they've been archiving /r9k/ and a couple of other boards.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24978197/
They mentioned they're running out of space, but they were open to sharing their backup to desustorage.org. Apparently the latter hasn't been contacted yet, though, so:
Anon, are you alive? I hope you didn't hack your archive to be circular and the newest archived threads aren't eating the oldest ones in lack of space.
>inb4 archives are bad
I'm using the same image as the original thread.
Let's keep this thread bumped so that they see this.
>>25126319
Bump; /r9k/ is really moving too fast.
Also, I should have made this thread at the day of week and time that anon made the original...
>>25126319
bump for you
>>25127550
Bump 2 out of 500.
Is this the robot manga?
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naze_toudouin_masaya_16_sai_wa_kanojo_ga_dekinai_no_ka/
how many of you spill this much spaghetti?
>>25126283
Fraud site?
Just dump a few pages here instead
>>25126283
>read the manga
>main character dies
>don't feel like reading further
Is it worth it? I'm kinda hoping he will return even though he quite obviously died.
>>25126320
http://mangafox.me/manga/naze_toudouin_masaya_16_sai_wa_kanojo_ga_dekinai_no_ka/
differet link
things you've noticed because of depression
I'll start
>kinda hungry
>still don't want to eat at all
>eating makes me want to puke
>generally just end up starving myself and not eating
i want off this ride senpai
>>25126263
I know that feel
however I'll share a different one.
>tfw little to no motivation
>not even for breating
and so it becomes tedious and heavy
when does it change for the better, if ever?
>always sleepy
>can't actually sleep
>nothing is as good as it used to
>bored as hell
>hope's something nice will happen
>it doesn't
depressions isnt real :^)
BETA
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>>25126121
"Beta buprisin now ng"???
>>25126121
betas are too beta to even rise from their chairs
>>25126574
I haven't even got out of bed yet too beta to even get to the chair
Whats stopping you? You dont have to be handsome to get girls to like you
Post your tinder profile OP
you have to be tall though
if you're not you have to compensate
Then why don't I get matches?
It's like a desktop thread, but with phones
>>25125968
why the fuck would a robot own an overprice iMeme? Phones fucking suck for the price.
I am sad person
Sure thing m8y.
Pls be original.
>be 22
>completely straight but find vaginas extremely disgusting
>whenever im patching porn videos I have to skip fingering scenes and every vagina closeup i run into
>finally manage to get sex irl
>hope it will turn my disgust for vaginas into love
>eat her pussy
>find as disgusting as it can get, almost puke on her vagoo
Am I the only one? What the fuck am I supposed to do? And yeah, I find penises disgusting too.
>>25125947
same here anon, literally the only thing that turns me on is tits, sometimes I'm glad I'm a KV
I know what you mean. Although I do love seeing a nice vag, when it's all open and oozing, it makes me squeamish.
>>25125947
your not alone anon pussys are pretty gross until you get used to them, i also had a unpleasent roastie in my mouth that turned me off of them for a long time, not all girls taste putrid tho
try meth/adderal and it wont matter as much lo
Am I the only robot who can completely pretend and adopt a new temporary identity in order to get laid? Yeah, I can pretend to be Chad, I can pretend to be socially awkward, I can pretend to be normal, etc. and I don't suffer from anxiety. I can pretend to be not anxious as well.
Women are only pawns in a chess game brehs, why do you care so much?
who are you, really, tho?
>>25125931
you sound like a sociopath that shouldn't be allowed around others tbqh family
>>25126293
I am who I want to be.
Why do short guys always walk so fast? It's like they always want to be anywhere else but right there, at that moment. Is it because I'm taller than them?
It's just simple physics. You can take longer strides than I do, so I have to take lots of littler tiny manlet strides to reach the same speed. And it appears like I am shuffling very quickly, while in reality I am only walking at a normal pace.
>>25125902
Because lanklets don't
Why are you being mean to me?
GF broke up with me 4 days ago after the best 4 years of my life I've spent with her. I don't really have a personal identity anymore. I'm /fit/ (rugby and muay thai) and still in school (software engineering) making dean's list the past three semesters. But without her man, I'm lost. How does one recover and lead a life with your biggest motivation in life just gone? I have never felt so much pain before robots. We were each others first everything, and have had a blast from when we first met until just this past Monday. I should have never done Peace Corps and left her behind this past year... She is a great person, browses /tg/ and /sci/ more than me, plays Warhammer and DnD, and I got her into vidya. I feel so hollow and dead inside.
>with the exception of a job and a few friends
>this slut thinks she's "totally dropped out"
>tfw don't have any job
>tfw don't have any friends
>tfw am worse than dead to normie whores
>>25125897
>GF broke up with me 4 days ago
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
>>25125971
Reee all you want man. I used to be a socially retarded robot til I manned up and got /fit/ but now I'm back I guess
What a fucking eyesore
>>25125872
Looks better than this hole of a city does.
>>25125872
is that mexico? desu senpai
>>25125929
It's London chap
So, I just came here after a friend of mine showed me it. So
1)What is a neet? From what it sounds like it's a basement dwelling loser who can't amount to shit
2)What does reee mean? It's fucking annoying and always after normie GTFO
3)Is this board solely surrounded by NEETs or is it Normies?
Thanks! have a nice day/night
no one's nice here LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN DONT RUIN YOUR OWN LIFE LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25125949
Can you answer my question first?
Firstly, never talk to that 'friend' again, we wants to ruin your life.
Secondly, if you do not know what /r9k/ is about, this is probably not your website
Lastly: Please leave, it's for your own good. Only those who are most deperate come here. We will drag you downwards with us.
Best regards, a friendly anon.
