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>Had a neighbour who I really liked
>Was 54, his wife died in a car crash before he moved here 6 years ago
>Seemed depressed over that, but generally a really nice, friendly guy
>Once I accidentally crashed into his car when my foot slipped
>claiming would have pushed my premium up more that it cost to pay cash
>Still almost $800
>He told me he would let it slide as it was genuine accident, and I was a poor min wage fag.
>Had cancer a few months ago
>Died a few days ago.
>Confessed to 4 murders on his deathbed
For the past 6 years I've been living next door to a Serial killer. Feels good man, he was always a bro, all his victims deserved it too.
I kek'd hard. Wiki/news article for proof?
>>25124825
Did the police find out? Any news coverage about it?
This might sound grim but shit like this fascinates me. I'm really into serial killers, their mindsets, how they blend in so well.
Who did he kill? What were his methods? How did he justify it?
That's a good story t_b_h.
>he likes rare/medium rare steak
>he listens to modest mouse
>he plays any MOBA
>he listens to modest mouse
honestly I get kind of worried whenever a dude has a strange taste in whiny sounding male vocalists.
>she doesn't play SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI games
>she doesn't suffer at least one personality disorder
>she hasn't experienced real hardships
>she takes herself too seriously
>she cannot defend her points of view
>tfw modest mouse is your favorite
Where did all the oldfags go, /r9k/?
>>25124644
they died of old age or commited suicide
>>25124644
They became normies and left.
They grew up.
>>25124644
Still here, arcanine
What is the scariest or weirdest shit you've found?
daisy's destructuion
>>25124588
It's boring desu.
>>25124602
you watched it? what was it like?
How come all the dudes I know have all different tastes in women but all the girls I know all want the exact same type of guy?
I know guys who're into all sorts of shapes and sizes, but I've NEVER met a girl who wasn't into, what you guys call a Chad?
>>25124555
can skellies be chad? Because i sure am into skellies.
they don't, there are some qt girls who love unattractive guys who only love them but have a shit personality. i know quite a few, but i like sluts. pic related
>>25124555
I'm into dead men and women of all shapes, sizes and races except for the morbidly obese and blacks. Have dated living men and women that ranged from very short and muscular to extremely tall and thin. OP, are you exposing yourself to a variety of women, or are you basing your opinions off of Staceys alone?
I fell off a bike and tripped while running within a week. I absolutely shredded my elbows knees and hip cuz skeleton
>>25124493
Im overweight.
Can you teach me your skeleton ways?
looks like vicky desu
>>25124493
congrtz
Im a fat fuck.
And Ive literally been doing a 2k run every morning for the past 2 weeks. Ive cut things like beer, soda, and fast food out of my diet, and I count my calories.
I have asthma, and Im a fatass, and every time by the end of the run I feel like Im going to die, but I do that shit. Because I dont want to be a fat fuck.
Today was the 2 week mark. The 14th run Ive made. And when I got home, I poured myself a glass of water, and sat down. And you know what?
I actually felt pretty good. For the first fucking time, I actually felt good. Of course, my legs were sore, I was still panting, and I was sweating all over. But I felt good. I didnt even need to take my inhaler like I usually do.
I know, I know. Its only been 2 weeks. But holy shit, Im already starting to notice some improvements just in my conditioning. Can you imagine the improvements I might see in a month? 2 Months? 4 Months?
I used to think I couldnt do it, but now I know that I can.
And I know that you can too.
The war isnt won in a day.
Small victories win big wars.
But Im too far gone OP. Its too late for me.
>>25124481
I'm proud of you OP!
Keep it up dude.
Great job OP! Proud of you m8.
I lost 60 lbs and have gained 30 back. Planning on losing it, working on it actually.
Godspeed boys.
>6"2 feet tall
>7 inch dick
>bmi 22
>good looking
>own a car
>go to university
>non smoker
>no gf
Why? Do girls smell my insecurity? I must be a social retard. Atleast that I post on /r9k/ is proof of that.
GIVE ATTENTION
A BMI of 22 is bad you obese motherfucker
Also
>white
Plz gib qt's
>>25124464
post pics please
also you could start smoking.
>Trader Joe's was out of shampoo again
What the fuck is wrong with this company? How can they have tons of the Tea Tree Tingle Body Wash and Conditioner and none of the shampoo?
>>25124427
>Trader Joe's
was
trader joes is mostly good for cheap booze, frozen food, and some meats/cheeses, but everything else there is poor-mediocre
>>25124466
Their microwave Chicken Tikka Masala meals are bomb.
>see a perfect hairline
>entire week ruined
Thx god
2016 is the year of the transplant, Schatz.
>>25124391
Get that line up. I got a tape up recently and it looks pretty good
>>25124710
I have one of those stupid white blonde nw2 hairlines and then it heavily receded so if I got a lineup I'd be looking like eggman
>"big dicks is just a meme in porn"
>"5 inches is enough for a girl"
>"most girls dont even like 12 inches, its too much"
I just got back from a /soc/ dick rate thread of beta 4chan broswers, not alpha porno dicks and literally everybody is bigger than my tiny 5 incher
Even if I do get a GF im gunna have to let her cuck me so why even bother?
>>25124111
That's because only the guys with big dicks post their dicks
Guys like us don't bother
>>25124132
Is it the same for sex though?
Only guys with big dicks fuck girls and guys with average wieners shouldn't even bother?
what was the point of making this thread? do you think crying on the internet will magically make your dick get bigger or something? do you want pity?
do people actually click these ads and buy things from whatever page comes up?
how does whoever puts these up earn enough revenue to continue having them on every single porn site?
Ever read porn comments? There are some extreme retards out there.
Most people are completely gullible retards barely above down syndrome tier.
What do those ads actually lead to?
I'd click it, but viruses
17/20
Confirmed autist, what about you?
6/20
Diagnosed with assburgers as a child
>>25124010
Damn, raising an autist looks like a real pain in the ass
18/20
I got caught early. Nowadays people don't suspect a thing anymore, so it turned out fine.
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>Latest episode of The Big Bang Theory
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25123940
Nigga, no spoilers allowed.
>watching big bazinga theory
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHNNGGGKJDKFGDJDGDGNJDLG0SOIRTHSLRNGHLSDHDSHFSJHDGKJDG
Han Solo dies
original comment
oh no the movie is ruined for me
>>25123902
No problem
Replace lead roles with STRONG WYMEN and blacks, and kill off the old white males. Fuck this world
wow OP you're so cool
