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Is there a social networking site for spergs? Facebook isn't comfy and overrun by people I know. I'm too afraid to post my real hobbies/interests cuz I will start talking and won't shut up and leave long paragraphs of text explaining stupid shit that no one cares about.
I just want to post about networking and radios. About cryptography, exploits and cool cybersecurity news.
>>25114883
>I just want to post about networking and radios. About cryptography, exploits and cool cybersecurity news.
there are literally forums for this shit.
>>25114883
I heard its good
>>25114900
Forums are on their way out.
Most hobby pages I've seen have been moving to fagbook pages dedicated to the hobby.
Who completely pure 25+ here?
No talking to opposite sex with exception of professional work setting/family.
No touching(cept family)/kissing/sex.
And to top that off, who else asocial/social phobia and revel purely in solitary living?
Fellow neets, anyone else solo living? I haven't gone outside in few weeks and only major time I go outside is to check mail once a week and buying food once a month.
>>25114816
Fuck man, Audrey is qt but she'd probably cuck me.
>>25114993
She'd probably bully me into having sex with her and she's make me her pet boytoy.
>>25115038
i wish that was me dammit
>tfw caught yellow fever and suddenly obsessed with having an azn gf
How the fuck did this happen to me?Any websites where I can meet azn qts abroad?
Yes. Mail order bride websites.
>>25114685
>implying god-tier azns are even available on those
>>25114664
Conditioning on 4chan and from the internet.
I caught Arab fever but I think you're yellow fever is more fake because its a meme now to like asians.
There is no meme to like Arab men. so I'm less of a sheep than you
Aragorn had an awkward female orbiter. Why don't you guys?
that bitch is so ugly god damn
>>25114634
>>25114647
Im fucking sick of you faggots, I cant help it I'll give you one more.
Little bitches feeding off this little back and forth like a goddamn parasite. Consider this: Your retarded. I'm fine, we come here to have a yarn and we're getting one. It's not good enough for you though, you gotta break someone down, remind people in all the ways they are wrong. And at the end of the day what do you have? Your 2 inch cock in your hand pumping away whilst you cry and look at all the perverted, pedophile anime, hoping one day you'll be well adjusted enough that people will forget what a ugly mong you are.
Look in the mirror, you are the retards here. Do you see anyone replying to your posts except me? It's because you have nothing to offer this board and probably life in general. You have no value; the only value you have is providing some guy across the globe with shits n gigs as he tries to get dinner ready.
You have proven to be a failure on such a simple level of human interaction that I'm convinced you are actually mentally retarded and are probably typing these replies with supervision from the nurses at the Fuckwitsville Home for the Mentally Bereft. Now I'm going, because the only alternative is to wait for you to rinse your head out with shotgun mouthwash and I cant be bothered waiting.
Now LEAVE
>>25114647
Dude Eowyn is mai waifu. Fucking kill yourself, she's adorable
Tea made from the thong string of a white woman is the sweetest known variant of tea in the world. Little to no sugar is required.
>>25114592
You mean 'slut floss'
Some people refer to pantyhose as "Scent Catchers" because of their unique ability to capture the microscopic particles that cause what we know as smell. Once enough has been collected, it can be extracted and made into the finest base for perfumes.
Damn, I thought I was original. Just 2 weeks ago I had this very dream, making pantea. It was good enough to make it in my dream journal. Most of the time I just let it float on to be forgotten.
I love panties so much. I have a dream of making a panty blanket. I have aa fewdifferent versions jotted down in a notebook. Ranging from a simple quilt, to sewing together a bunch of panties with little silk butts and pussies filled with an ultra soft silicone or thermo elastomer oil. One day I'll actually get around to it. It might be a while before I can try panty tea though.
Rate my sis /r9k/
Pic is her when we were running together earlier.
she looks speedy tbqh
10km/10km
gotta go fast!
am i right!
Shes cute and petite.
Hook it up, my fatass needs to start running.
Ill help you fix problems with your car in exchange.
Who was your first anime crush?
Zabuza from Naruto. I was in middle school.
Videl or Aisha Clan Clan early on, but it didn't solidfy until Nami. She was so perky but troubled and it made you want to hold her. This was before she was slutcore.
Yuno or Hinata from Naruto
So when do we start spouting that normies or humans should check their human shitlord privileges, and that we robots are oppressed since humans or normies take advantage of their privilege like not getting rejected from society?
>>25114217
I bet you aren't even an aspie, you should check your neurotypical privledge, normie.
Never, we just stick to staying here, using caps against normies, and occasionally one of us might sperg out at normies in the real world. Nobody will really notice us until there is multiple mass shootings directly tied to the robots that visit this board.
>>25114266
>Nobody will really notice us until there is multiple mass shootings directly tied to the robots that visit this board.
/sigh/ ... *tchk-chk*
Lock and load robros
Whats the best way to get rid of acne scars aside from time?
Help r9k
By restoring hormone levels with nofap
>>25113991
What does that have to do with scarring
>>25113932
Go see a dermatologist, i used to have huge acne scars on my cheeks and he gave me this cream that i put one twice a day + accutane, now theyre pretty much gone. Keep in mind that you will flake like a motherfucker
who here /blini/?
What is the sauce of that silly cat?
>>25113913
she's a qt ! meow
>>25113913
what an absolute top guy
rose bread, come here rosebud
edition: 'todos son pedro'
a beautiful angel
>>25113832
humans shouldn't be this beautiful
>>25113832
she's really pretty...
i need more pics please!
If /r9k/ had anything resembling a national anthem, what would it be?
My best guess, probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em0MknB6wFo
>>25113818
>normalfag trash music for edgy teenagers
Fuck off retard.
The /r9k/ anthem is Hitori Bocchi by the Pearl Brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc
>>25113882
The instrumental version for people who don't like the vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjDw6NVQDjAv=CjDw6NVQDjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJW2jCJUjM
>tfw posing as a watermelon gets you more matches on tinder than your normal profile.
What's the picture you used?
Fuck u robotu
>gemma muh dik in ur ass2nite
Post profile of watermelon
>go to sleep
>wish I'd never wake up
How do I get rid of this feel? I just wanna die but I don't wanna kill myself
>>25113469
If you just spend all your time waiting around to die, and want to die while purposely waiting to die, is that any different than killing yourself?
>>25113494
It is if you think there's a difference between killing yourself instantly or doing it slowly
>>25113590
I guess so. I suppose the only way you could get rid of it is by giving yourself something to wake up for. Think of it like a child before Christmas. What is that thing you can occupy yourself with that makes you want to get out of bed and live for the next day? If there isn't one, then you have to find one, and I admit that that is the hard part.
>tfw you weren't born as a time traveling hipster lesbian living in a shitty Oregonian town perpetually stuck in the 90s at a private academy with a bunch of cute girls with all star teachers
Why even live desu
UMM HELLO PLEASE PARTAKE IN THIS FEEL OK
That's the most oddly specific thing I've ever heard.
Here's another
>> tfw you weren't born as a male glam-rock wannabe in a Chicago ghetto in the 80s that went to a vocational school.
>tfw you will never be a cute teen girl and be kidnapped by your chad teacher
JUST
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