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What's the secret to keeping a conversation with a girl going for more than 30 seconds?
>>25103440
stop talking about yourself and ask questions about her.
>>25103504
>let her talk about herself
>say things to show empathy/understanding
>make occassional joke
>find ways to relate
>when talking about yourself, talk about things that bring your status up, such your job, responsibilities, family, friends, etc.
>>25103571
This, except I don't do the last part and there's this girl that I talk to on the phone for hours. I'm in the friendzone, but I can talk to her forever.
>Have two sisters
>be middle child
>both of my sisters are incredibly beautiful
>One has her own business
>One is a published author and also starting her own business
>Both were/are incredibly popular with guys
>Older will be getting married soon to long time boyfriend
>younger spends her days meeting up with hot guys from tinder
>both are very happy
>have lots of friends that love them
>lots of spare money
>tfw no bf, work in a freezing works, no education, no friends, incredibly depressed, contemplate suicide everyday, ugly and fat.
mum says she's proud of me.even after all this I'm not jealous or angry at my sisters, I'm really proud of them.
anyone else /blacksheep/ here?
>people who have great siblings
>people who don't utilize that to improve their social circle or get a bf/gf
You're all fools. That's your chance out.I'm highly hypocritical since I'm in the same position but not doing it myself
Why not try to be a writer and let your sister help you when she has time?
>be shut in neet for 5 years, mmo addict
>turn my life around slowly
>sister invites me to party with her friends who are all hair stylists
>decline
>"but you said you wanted to make friends"
>not with your shitty vapid whore friends I don't
Should I have done it?
>all your problems stem from being too beta to be a man
Why not just become a cute sissy trap then? You get all the benefits of female privilege and can go from a 2/10 to a 9/10 in a matter of months with nothing but female hormones and a makeover.
For real, there's like a agenda in place here to turn /r9k/ into shemales and gays.
>>25103547
its just shitposting m7
>>25103547
It's OK, anon. You don't have to fight it anymore. Just become the little girl like you've always known you were, deep down in your heart. No one will judge you for wanting to put a nice hard cock in your soft, feminine mouth.
What do you think of my body?
Normal, atleast you're not fat.
>>25103293
literally "Meh".
Not bad. Decent face + non-autism and you should be good to go.
IM TIRED OF WAITING
WAITING FOR HER TO RESPOND
WAITING FOR MY FRIENDS TO COME HOME
WAITING FOR NEW VIDEO GAMES
I HATE OF WAITING
I WANT THINGS NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOW!
shut up you whiny little faggot
>mfw having a convo and she just stops texting back
That was last night. The worst part is that I don't even know how to bring it up without sounding like a bitch.
>>25103359
What time last night?
Could be she just fell asleep.
>tfw you give your sister a facial and you realize what both of you have done
why did you do that?
is she too poor to see a professional?
>>25103223
Committed an act of wincest?
Thats....a feel
my girlfriend just sent me this.
When I finish work in 10 mins I am going to rush home and fuck her pussy so hard.
>>25103133
No m80. This is whats happening to her right now.
who took the picdude i think u got cucked rofl xD
Nice shitpost you cuck
I love you frenchie !
What Frenchie?
>>25103167
My cute frenchboy pet
>>25103197
Is it one of those small, kawaii, submissive pets?
>you will never "just b confident"
I don't get it, how can normals naturally be so arrogant?
We live in a polite society 2bh
That's all they can say.
Normie's grew up in normal, confidence-producing circumstances. They think everyone did and don't understand your failure.
>>25103106
Because they're also naturally sociopathic and like to act like everything they have was from their hard work and not because they were handed it freely.
Why am I so awkward in everything I do?
>>25103037
Because you're a fucking weeb, you fil- wait shit
>>25103037
Because you think you are awkward.
>>25103045
Even before I became a weeb I was still just as awkward.
ITT:
Anons stating their goals of self improvements, and other anons give tips
Thread open to:
>Discussion of literature
>Discussion of politics
>Discussion of diet and exercise
>Discussion of general hobbies.
>>25102953
My goals:
>More exercise
>Get into camping
>I want to make a game
>Study more history
I want to improve my life with suicide
>>25102953
i want to deal with borderline personality disorder without actually going to a therapist
suggestions are welcome
Listen up and listen good. I want a gf. I want one provided for me. I don't want any trouble but if there's any funny business we're gonna have a problem. Got it?
You don't want a gf you just want sex
The idea of romance has been seeded in your mind since birth by mass media to turn you into a mindless drone consumer
Thanks merchant
>>25102895
Sure thing but heads up bro she's a fucking slut
>>25102895
>tfw no original gf
Good morning robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT2wVgoBH28
This is something that reminds me of the NEET life.
Share yours.
This fits what you're looking for
https://youtu.be/bXVZYRTMFvU
Can't you see we're all the same?
Both Pepe and Wojack are miserable! Wageslaves, NEETs, you are brothers!
>>25103193
calm down Martin Luther Wagecuck
Hey, anon, you're so sweet *chuckles and blushes with red rosy cheeks*
Tell me about yourself?
>>25102775
I like penises
>>25102775
Well I work part time at UPS, I like the beach and mountains, for fun I usually just grab a drink with coworkers, and I like almost every kind of movie, what about yourself cutie?
I'm a 24 year old college drop out whose never been with a woman. I have no friends or hobbies and spend my time either working, at the gym, or at home jerking off. I also play a lot of video games and like movies.
I also have a lot of emotional baggage from being alone for so long.
Gamers can't be considered a men. I will never date a gamers.
If you're a gamer - that means you're fat virgin lizard living on welfare and living with parents.
>>25102731
>a men
>a gamers
You're a dumb faggot
sage
>>25102731
>living on welfare
Fuck, I wish. If welfare provided for me, i'd be pretty content with my life of gaming and masturbating. My life would probably be better actually.
you aren't eligible for welfare in europe if you didn't work at least a year with a legal contract, too bad.
