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>>25099925
Don't pick on asians like that faggot .
>>25099925
How can your dick not reach your belly button? Even a 3-4 inch dick should... right?
>>25099994
This completely depends on your skeletal anatomy. Some may have a 6incher and don't reach their belly button.Like me
This is what college is for, now.
Four years of this being blasted into the minds of a gender that doesn't have the willpower to resist the herdthink of some fat chick she knows.
>>25099203
>One possible explanation...
Really? Are you sure?
>women do badly in math with someone looking at them
kek
>>25099344
Winner of the 2011 Georgia Babladelis Best Paper Award
Alright robots, what do you ask for and does it suit you? I'm sick and tired of shitty haircuts because I don't know what to ask for
>>25099120
I cut my own hair. I haven't been to a hairdresser in years
>>25099166
This. I shave my head every month or so. Saves money, time and effort.
Short back and sides, because it's the only one I know. It doesn't suit me, but then again nothing does.
Rate my most commonly used emojis senpai
>>25099019
cancer and bait
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>>25099019
If you use emojis, you're a faggot.
>be me
>dont know how to snapchat
>girl wants me to make snapchat
>she snapchats me
>I screenshot it
>don't realize she gets notified
...
How did you find out
Blox
>>25098962
She asked me if I was taking screenshots and told me it notifies her lol
Install a screen capture app, take video of you opening pix, save video, screenshot video
Fix'd
Who /lovelessrelationship/ here?
>have this one girl that meant the world to me during HS
>always thought she had a thing for me too, always teasing me and such
>confess to her
>turns out it wasn't that
>proceed to spend my senior year like a sad sack of shit
>another friend of mine who was my closest female friend tells me she always liked me
>start...
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>>25098776
OP, are you me?
>start dating her because well, maybe it would be cool and I'd eventually forget about the first girl
>girl I'm dating would literally do anything for me, best thing that ever happened to her, she says
>I myself can't bring myself to even like this chick, but I fake it to my best abilities because while selfish, I'm not a dick, and don't wanna hurt her
Is pretty much...
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Thing is you probably would like the girl you are with now if to remove all memory and bad feelings from the first girl and all of the stress about it.
You have a case big ugly jealousy. Jealousy is very complicated thing, it only sounds silly and like something stupid teen girls do, but its not. Read up on it, its tough shit man. Good luck
>>25098818
>Is pretty much exactly the same for me except I'm now over my oneitis.
You're one lucky man my friend. Here's some advice. Never -ever- leave your phone even close to this other girl. Things could get ugly.
>>25098830
>Thing is you probably would like the girl you are with now if to remove all memory and bad feelings from the first girl and all of the stress about it.
It's...
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Hey /r9k. What's your opinion on ldr's, are they worth it?
>>25098642
she'll cheat on you.
if you're in an LDR she will cheat on you.
unless you're in an LDR with a guy.
in that case he'll cheat on you.
I wouldn't recommend it, but if it makes you happy why not.
>>25098679
Sounds like high school finals all over again
who /actually a bad person/ here?
Why are you a bad person anon?
Rapist?
Murderer?
Lolicon?
>>25098855
worse. redditor.
>>25099046
Shit thread then. I'm only interested in talking to actual edgelords and evil people.
You're a loser.
Does anyone else here wish they could just go work whenever the fuck they want? Like its early as fuck right now no one is up I wish I could just go work for like 3 hours and buy a gram and a pizza.
Its been so god damn long since I've had weed and pizza
I really wish I could just sit outside and take in the morning air while I cut wood and move shit around or something
>>25098503
there might actually be jobs like this
>>25098545
Yeah but nothing's easy enough to just walk in when you feel like it
I don't think so anyway
The 9 to 5 job is going away.
http://www.business.com/management/the-death-of-the-workday-is-9-to-5-working-obsolete/
If you want a sweet deal, work in the tech industry. Work from home. You'll probably be on call occasionally but at least you can live your own life.
just took a shit on my bed. How do I clean it up?
post the vj
>>25098461
with bread
Clean it up it with wet paper towels and bacteria spray and then change your bedding like a normal person, you fucking retard?
>tfw no bf to lock me in a chastity cage
>>25098449
>tfw no femdom gf to lock me in a chastity cage
>>25098449
This shit gives me nightmares. And if something goes wrong and that shit get locked forever? Or the only way to remove it is to remove the penis and reattach it later?
>>25098449
That's hot. Don't the metal ones kind of suck though?
would you, r9k?
my post is original stupid bots
>>25098381
looks like a trans so no
>>25098381
>3D
hmm, ill pass
>>25098381
I bet she would look awesome in a string bikini.
3DPD
Not even once!
Isn't Rory due for ascendancy in less than 700 years?
>>25098377
60 or something if I remember
She's also probably a huge slut
>>25098453
IIRC, Itami is the first person she's made a pact with in the source material, but I don't know if the anime will get that far.
Remember that friend from high school you used to joke with about shooting up the place?
What's he doing now?
Responding to this post.
He joked that I would shoot up the place. He has a gf now
>>25098051
i remember in highschool i would imagine our school going into lockdown and a guy with a gun coming up into the classroom. when he walked through the door i would be standing right next to it behind a wall and take him by suprise and be known as a hero that saved everyone. never happened, went through school as the quiet kid that never did anything. such is life
A question to non English speakers, do you find English speakers who speak your language to sound silly or with an accent? How do they sound to you? I speak English and Spanish and whenever I talk to Lantinos they always kind of give me some special treatment, not like an asshole but more like how an adult talks and treats an autist.
>>25097963
They recognize that you don't natively speak their language and try to accommodate you by communicating to you slowly/like a child.
>>25097963
Yes, you guys sound absolutely hilarious. Especially funny when I hear one of you attempt one of my natives which is a tonal language. You all have really flat, monotonous accents.
>>25097963
Yes, they sound silly. I speak English andJapanese
It's actually interesting because I find that white guys are almost always better than white girls at japanese pronunciation... I wonder why?