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women are easy to talk to as long as you arent ugly :FACT:
I can tell from her face that she is fat.
She's fat, OP. Of course she's putting up with your shit, she's desperate. Enjoy your leftovers.
Why aren't i getting matches on tinder? I've had it for like 1.5 days.
Show me your edgyness, /r9k/
How edgy are you?
anime is very gay
I think about killing my bully from high school >:)
>>25091874
How are you planning to do it?
>tfw she starts losing interest, responding less and less, trying to talk to you as little as possible
>tfw things were great not that long ago
>tfw you know she's chatting up a storm and happily doing things with other people every day
gf or friend? important info
Either you're making a huge fuss about doing things with other people or she lost interest in you, which in this case you shouldn't be that bothered. If she doesn't want to talk to you, then she doesn't deserve to be with you in the first place. Love isn't a fair game ,m8.
All too familiar senpai :(
Be honest with me, /r9k/
You would, don't deny it
No
Also that's what I'd look like dressed up as a girl, which is why I don't
>>25091470
this really made me feel better about myself, thanks OP
I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUKE
KILLLLL IT
I don't care what anybody says /r9k/...
Your spirits are pure.
Your lives are all shining gems
You're beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops
>>25091355
Your dubs are pure and beautiful anon
checked
>>25091355
>she wants chad to cum inside her
WHAT A SURPRISECan you guys please leave?
>>25091391
>Implying his life is not brilliant
>Implying his love is not pure
He'll get her someday anon.
He has a plan.
You'll have one to.
Tried tweezing hairs on the side of my groin/legs and around penis
some gre back weird/infected.
Cleaned a pin in shower and got a hair out from under my penis skin that was growing underneath. Now it's a sore/ulcer
Went to doctor
He asked if I was sexually active, I said I wasn't (Havent had sex in 3 years)
He looked at the small ulcers/sores in my groin area, said it was Folliculitis
Prescribed me some special anti biotics for it and antibiotic gel.
The left side of my groin next to my penis and above my testicles is itchy sometimes/inflamed a bit.
I'm real nervous and keep thinking I have herpes or something but I don't know if that's possible.
Has anyone else had issues like this?
>>25091122
did you fucking tell him you were just poking at yourself with a pin?
>>25091221
Ive mentioned it to the doctor/nurse who sees me before hand and gets my details
ive done it before and has healed up.
>from under my penis skin that was growing underneath.
Fear the liyen and his mighty rO@r!
but he is usually friendly.
>>25090953
meeewww
pet the kitteh and his timid meowo
but he sometimes scratches.
>>25091024
ah the cat. the liyens cuter cousin.
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBDDDDDR
heed the trampling and treading of the elephant or be squashed
a wise and intelligent animal, when not stampeding, they can be reasoned with
What's your city/town like?
Maybe if we share a bit about our different areas robots can find places they might like...
>Colorado Springs
Pros
>300+ days of sunshine
>Over 500,000 people
>Mountain views
>Minutes from great hiking/mountain biking/etc
>Relatively close to great skiing
>"America's Mountain" at over 14,000 feet
>Less than 1 hour from Denver
>Not too expensive
>Weed
Cons
>Lots of conservatives
>Lots of well-established evangelical operations (focus on the family, etc)
>Lots of military
>Extremely dry, high-plains desert (much of the city is over 7,000 ft)
>High Suicide rates
>Boring downtown full of homeless people because ~dude weed~
>No nightlife
>Lack of single people as many locals get married young or marry military
>Large influx of Texans and Californians over last 10-15 years
>Weed
>Lack of variety in people--I'm fine with pretty much only seeing white people but it'd be nice to mix it up a bit maybe...
>>25090907
San Diego
Pros: Hot women, nice weather
Cons: Stacey/Chad central, shitty job climate, expensive
Its more relaxed than LA, so thts either a pro or con depending on the person
>>25091014
Wouldn't LA be more Chad/Stacey?
>>25091020
I live in LA yeah but they're in downtown
>Chad literally goes through the world with this view while you are stuck being a virgin
ITS NO FAIR
>Chad smashes prime, fresh teenage pussy
>You're lucky to get a used up whore after 30
He actually has to work pretty hard to score but he often does.
>tfw bored with sex
Should I have listened to /pol/ and dedicated my life to the white race?
>tfw got told to check my manlet privilege
What privileges do manlets have, exactly?
No other person gets to be rejected as much as you
taller men pity them
>>25090700
they tend to live longer
Share your most embarassing childhood memories
This is one of my finer moments
>be me around 2nd grade
>at school
>boys room had urinal troughs, pic related
>kids would stand on opposite wall and try to piss from across the room
>piss everywhere on floor, I'm talking like half an inch at all times
>go to bathroom one day by myself
>approach urinal bath tub
>slip in piss puddle, flat on my back
>in my hair, all over my shirt, pants are wet
>start crying immediately
>run to the office
>secretary asks me "anon, what happened?"
>"it's peepee!!"
>".... Is it yours? "
>" no! I don't do that! It's stupid"
>I meant I didn't piss on the floor, she thinks I mean I don't piss
>"um... Well take your shirt off and we'll call your mom to bring you some clothes"
>mom shows up, I'm still crying
>hear secretary tell my mom
>"he says it's not his pee because he doesn't do that. I'm not sure what to think "
>for whatever reason, I start taking my fucking pants off right in front of everyone, still sobbing, covered in piss
>I yell "no I don't because I'm not STUPIIIIIIIID"
>mom just takes me home to shut me up
takes a solid hour to explain to mom what happened because I was a fucking retard child. It's a wonder I wasn't actually retarded the way I used to act.
And people say homeschooling is dumb. Public schools are child abuse.
>>25090706
Homeschooling is more abusive pham. I was homeschooled from k-8th grade, and had my first taste of pubilc school at a 2600 student california public high school. Needless to say things didn't go well despite my high test scores. Social intelligence is just as much of a thing as intellectual intelligence and boy am I retarded socially. That happens when you don't regularly interact with people who aren't in your immediate family / close group of family friends.
>>25090679
>be in 6th grade
>in math class
>I told a joke and was wanting to see who would laugh
>no on even turned to look at me
>I kept looking around at classmates to see if they were at least smiling
>start looking at this specific girl
>teacher notices
> "Anon you're supposed to be doing your work but your just sitting there smiling at Stacey"
>whole class looked at me and I had to sit on a different seat
Reminder that if you can't do 20 pull-ups you have no right to call yourself a man and whine about no gf
i can do 20 pull ups. yet its because im slightly muscular but very skinny. couldnt see my body being attractive. my personality and humour is really what help the situation. regardless, my ability to do 20 pull ups has nothing to do with it
>>25090450
I used to be able to do 15, then I quit and now I can barely do 7. But that's ok, I'm barely a man anyway
>>25090450
>physical strength is what makes you a man
your opinion means shit chad. Your biceps don't mean shit in the information age.
Can we have an official Kent thread? Anybody got any mirrors?
>>25090403
Sorry, i Kent right now.
>that one video where he got all upset that some black guy working at Gamestop told him he shouldn't buy Watch Dogs
>mfw Kent got pussy and became a Chad
Who /autism/ here?
>left my spare glasses cleaning cloth on my desk two years ago
>it seemingly vanished while I was away
>every couple weeks I completely tear apart my apartment and put it back together looking for the cloth
>completely rearranged the place this year with a full top to bottom cleaning, and still didn't find it
It tears at my soul. I lay awake at night wondering where it went. I could have just bought another one for pocket change, but I need it back. Today I went through every CD, DVD, and video game case in my apartment, checking if maybe I put it in one of them for some reason.
Apparently I'm the only autistic person on /r9k/. I never knew.
>>25089979
same :c losing something is one of the worst feels
Try just replacing it, worked for a tea infuser I lost once.
I'm pretty sure I have asbergers or something, have never been tested for anything though.
>tfw gonna spend another Christmas and New Year alone
>>25089931
have this pepe for christmas
>told my parents I had to work
>really im just gunna sit on my stoop in the dark chain smoking cigerettes, with my headphones in, and watch at the happy families enjoying christmas dinner
I hope is cold and snowing for extra feels
>>25089931
same here brother, at least you're not alone
