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>Soooooooooo anon, what did you do over break?
Had sex with a girl that wasn't a disgusting gook.
shitposted on /r9k/
I thought about ways of killing myself
You have 10 seconds to explain why you're not rocking a beard rawboats?
It's like you don't even want to improve your looks tenfold,hell,even if you're an ugly ass motherfucker at least your slack jaw,mouthbreather chin and pizza face will be hidden.
I'm blonde and can't grow one.
beards are weird
Can't grow one mate.
Also bald. Thanks genetics.
Who /TF2/ here? Its the best game a robot can play probably.
A community of likely minded slightly autistic people. My only friends are some people in this game desu senpai
> "lmao look at that f2p fag!"
> "This game was better when it was pay to play."
> "You don't even have hats!"
That community is abysmal, pham.
>>25145584
I play with no items equipped at all and have done for years.
Nobody speaks to me. Nobody trades me. I've been a revanant for years. I might as well be a bot.
I /TF2/
>TFW be me
>buys steam games 80% off (For like $2)
>waits 30 days
>go to scrap.tf and trade the game there, for 3 keys
>MFW.
What type of haircut to ask for at the barber tomorrow? My mum always told me to ask for a "school boy cut". But now that I'm out of school, I want something to make me look like a normie.
look them straight in the eye and yell JUST
>>25145478
get my haircut, anon
>short on the sides
>long on the top
8)
>>25145478
skinhead desu senpai
>tfw no average japanese GF
All those fake smiles are creepy as fuck.
As soon as I see images like this in my head I try to work out their anime stereotype based on their appearance.
p.s. i'm claiming the girl not looking at the camera as my waifu
This little nip would be kinky as fuck.
>tfw no flaming gay friend who is very touchy with youand you secretly enjoy it
>>25145454
It isn't as cracked up as you make it out to be Tbh.
I had an underclassman who played in my hair when I would sleep in class as a senior in HS. He was way out there obvious about it.
Badd feel, but to each their own.
>>25145718
I would have loved it if someone did that to me desu.
>you'll never room with a gay friend and wake up in the middle of the night to a blowjob then promptly go back to sleep right after
>I have clinical depression
When will this meme end?
Grow the fuck up already.
>>25145429
heres ur reply :^)
who /absolutely fucking miserable/ here?
>improved my life immeasurably
>taught myself a fair amount of mathematics
>Highest marks in the class at university, after dropping out of high school
>got fit
>got self-esteem and confidence in spades
and yet, here I am again, stuck with that faithless lassitude no matter what I do. I think that I probably am going to end up killing myself at some point. Not sure when though.
>>25146244
Some people are just sad.
Get over it senpai. You're not special.
be honest senpai, do you think watching porn as a kid messed you up? I remember sneaking into the computer room when I was like 10 or 11 and watching hardcore porn on redtube. I'm pretty sure it had a serious effect on my mental health. I become a really weird teenager. I had all type of mental breakdowns when I was 16 and ended up in a psych ward for 2 weeks. I'm 21 now and have kind of mellowed out and got my self together but I still have sick thoughts about girls sometimes. Like rapey thoughts and all kinds of shit id rather not say. I feel like looking at porn messed a lot of us up mentally and sexually. Real sex is sooooooo different than porn its fucking crazy. I have had sex twice and holy shit its so awkward. Like with porn you just whip your dick out and stroke but sex you have this person there with you, touching you, holding you, looking you in the eyes. Its fucking scary mane. Fuck porn man i wish I lived before the internet. People were normal before than. Robots were a super small minority. Most people were normalfags. how the fuck can anyone have kids with all this porn access everywhere? Parents just buy their kids ipads thinking its all innocent and shit, but I bet millions of 12 year olds are watching Stacey get fucked in the ass an get a creampie. Fuck it makes me sick. I just wish I was normal senpai.
I know that a lot of people who study this shit have essentially said that too much porn is not good for the developing brain. I remember being kind of surprised that Phillip Zimbardo has been involved a lot in that area of study.
Personally I dodged the bullet by not giving a fuck about porn.
>Real sex is sooooooo different than porn its fucking crazy
From my perspective I'm amazed that people can fap to porn at all because of how different it is from real life stuff.
Nah, bullying at school from teachers and peers fucked me up much, much worse than looking at some people engaging in coitus.
bump friends. plz dont mute me 4chan overlords :(
ITT: the new memeword for /r9k/ 2016
The new year is almost here, kids. throw out those old words like normie and cvck and be the first to use the next big word. pic unrelated.
Sexbot
>>25145354
Philosofaggot
cuckscicle
>Stick it in, anon....what are you waiting for?
>You do want to lose your virginity, don't you?
>>25145351
>>25145385
NAME OR SOURCE PLEASE
>>25145394
Sorry, pham. I don't actually remember her name.
> You will never hold a girl while she is crying after getting rejected and tell her that you'll be there for you while she looks back at you and says "Really?" while both of you look at each other's eyes and start blushing in which afterward you both let go of each other but it's for certain she has fallen in love with you.
>>25145294
> You will never hold your raifu while her round is ejected and tell her that you'll be there for her while she looks back at you as if to say "Really?" while both of you look at each other's chamber and start blushing in which afterward you both let go of each other but it's for certain she has fallen in love with you.
But I will fuck hundreds of whores and do kilos of drugs. It's not animu love but it's better than being homeless or a neet
women don't cry after getting rejected because women don't get rejected because women don't ask men out
so robots, I'm thinking of starting a 5th edition DnD game, don't have many friends as it is and none of them would even consider playing DnD so I figured id turn to my fellow robots, it'll probably go through a skype call
if you want to join just send me a message on skype, I really hope this turns out because boy do I miss playing DnD
jyden1414 (skype)
>>25145271
>5th edition DnD
Shit I'm old.
What if you don't know anything about anything
Why 5th ed?
Why is it most are programmed to be repulsed by overweight people?
What is it that fuels and triggers an expression of disgust?
What is the natural scientific explanation that always seems to be available to trivial things like this? Why do faces contort into grimaces and sneers when portly stretched flesh skin and body are presented?
because it's an obvious visual indication that you don't give a fuck about your body or your health and you have no drive or dedication to improve
>>25145181
better question, why is it im the complete opposite of repulsed when i see that pic?
Basic laws of symmetry? Symmetrical bodies are more visually appealing. Also this>>25145201
this is just a thinly veiled "I'm mad because I'm fat and no one likes me" thread, but hey at least you got me to reply
Holy shit, how come I'm ignored by every woman who cries about how lonely she is and that no one likes her?
Even the women I'M lowering my standards for are IGNORING me, what the fuck is up with the fembots here that cry about how ugly and lonely they are yet they'll reject a dude who looks average and makes above average pay (Talking $80k+ and still get rejected.)
FUCK women.
You must be new.
Women can't be lonely except by choice. They will always have dozens of orbiters such as you to crawl over each other for them. ALL of them are like this, unless they totally hide away and never interact with anybody (again, by choice).
>>25145331
lol love is so fucking dead, by the time you meet a womans standards how can you respect her knowing that she wouldn't even TALK to you if you missed even a week at the gym.
That same woman who tells you how much she loves you and cares about you is the same woman who would block your text if your jawline was even a little off.
If I ever make it out of this hell, I'm going to permanently resent women and will not believe their bullshit ever again. I now respect men who cheat on women and treat them like the shit they are.
>>25145386
This
And if I hear "you're so bitter" it really boils my blood. I have an acceptable life for a 21 y.o. I'm not fat nor super ugly I think. But all I've ever gotten from females was hate and disdain. Should I smile or what?
When I get out of this he'll and finally will attract bitches and daily basis, I will stay bitter and treat them like shit. It's not about love anymore, I want them to feel my pain. This is what they made me
>eating dinner and watching beheading videos one night
>the song that plays in many of them gets stuck in my head
>start humming it to myself the next day at work
>Muslim co-worker puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon, brother, soon...allahu ackbar"
>>25145169
>average day in western europe
Nice repost tbqh
>>25145180
>tfw he knows I'm not a normie
Thank Allah I think I may have been spared.
