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Who here is /inexplicably happy/ ?
I've spent the whole day being my usual depressed self, but something just clicked in my head a moment ago, like a switch that says "you're happy now!" I don't know how long this feeling will last, but I wanted to talk with my fellow bots who are also happy for no good reason.
It just makes me want to smile, and I hope you're smiling too
>>25145125
Sounds like onset bi-polar. Don't worry, a doctor can give you pills to be sad again.
>tfw will be typically anywhere from fine to happy throughout the day
>tfw night comes, I start thinking about all that's fucked up with my life and I want to throw myself in a bus
I felt good or normal for 5 hours on friday. First day in 6 weeks I didn't feel like killing myself.
Has anyone else here never felt lonely? I hear some people say they are suicidal because of loneliness, but for me being alone is the only time I'm relaxed.
Sometimes I get lonely. But then I masturbate and have an orgasm. Then I realize I only want companionship of the opposite sex because of asshole brain chemicals. Then I'm not lonely anymore.then i'm just sad and deprived of meaning
Depends how long you have been lonely, and if you are truly lonely, like no family or people at all.
Right now you have the comfort of your hobbies/vidya and the internet. Eventually the novelty and your enjoyment of those things will fade. 4chan wont exist forever and someday when youre pushing 40, alone on your birthday and your phone hasnt got a text in 4 days you'll just might be able to justify why some people take their lives over lonliness.
who /chubbylover/ here?
>>25145030
/here/
my gf is 5'4 200lbs
>>25145030
I love chubby men desu
>>25145030
I find it sexy as fuck but it's usually attached to insecurities, laziness, and overall toxic personalities.
Anyone here stuck in the /creep zone/?
Yes.
How do I make it out?
>>25144923
shave your sideburns and cheeks but leave the goattee area
>>25144884
Currently in the /stranger/ zone.
Hoping to work up to the /friend/ zone but afraid of the /creep/ zone.
Is anyone else here incredibly combative for seemingly no reason?
I have so much pent up aggression. I seriously wasn't meant to be domesticated. I get in fights with people all the time. Was incarcerated for assault with a weapon. I provoke people all the time even if they're armed or bigger than me. I don't even feel fear; I've had a pistol held to my forehead before.
Whenever I feel like anyone disrespects me or dishonors me I lose my fucking mind.
>Whenever I feel like anyone disrespects me or dishonors me I lose my fucking mind.
Why do you care about their opinion though? If you had a high opinion of yourself, other peoples disrespect would be like water off a ducks back.
>>25144849
nope, im a pretty laid back guy but people, particularly females on this website, piss me off for no reason at all.
>>25144875
It has nothing to do with self-esteem; it's a matter of principle.
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>>25144670
Yes. But /pol/ styled id's are really handy in extensive conversations.
>>25144670
Just do a straw poll. We did a straw poll and got the robot back because of it. Here I made one.
http://strawpoll.me/6325203
well i do find tripfags entertaining on one level, sometimes, but you know i need to vote yes in this
how do women in their late 30s differ from "women" 18+?
They have prolapsed roasters from decades of Chad hook-ups.
They become hags
>>25144591
This isn't even close >>25144614, >>25144638.
Their sexual drive actually goes into hyper-drive. They become like men going through their teens to late 20s.
>tfw crush went to europe and is more than likely getting railed by Eurochad at this very second
>>25144567
>tfw European
You mean Tyrone and Ahmed?
>>25144567
Pierre, Victor and Sven are enjoying her company.
How do I find a cute white gf who likes hip-hop unironically?
every white girl I have ever dated or even just known likes hip hop, it's like the default genre
Unless you're into that under ground "real rap" shit, but I'm sure the small percentage of women that likes that is almost entirely white
tfw my gf listens to young thug and migos with me
good luck finding a slut that likes that dusty ass pusha t shit familia
>>25145029
push is hot as fuck right now senpai
Who else had /overprotective parents/ here?
Completely ruined me as a human being. I might almost have been a normie if they weren't like that. Possibly.
I have a hard time believing that nobody else on r9k has had this.
Nope my parents were way too under protective. Mightve almost been a normie if they werent like that.
>>25144527
That is a really sad picture and yes, parents always made me come inside early, even in the highschool period
Why are so many men ok with having used goods for a gf?
Do they seriously not realize how degrading it is to take another man's cum-stained leftovers?
How can they even look at their gf in the face and not mentally picture another man's cum on her face?
stop putting women on a pedestal.this advice makes as much sense as your topic.
How to die a virgin: the thread.
>>25144489
Because men tend to mature over time, and understand that almost everyone experimented during their younger years.
The only ones who refuse to accept this are manchildren who simply can not let go of the concept of a fairytale relationship.
>tfw no normies on /r9k/ on NYE
because you'll of killed them all by new years eve?
>>25144545
No because they'll all be bringing in the new year at Chads party.
>>25144545
hello FBI investigate these quads
ITT come up with an epithet or title that describes you
Eg* "The boy who lived" pic related
the boy who wanted to die all the time
the boy who was afraid of everything and didn't do anything
'The boy who remains one.'
Is there anything more cringe-worthy than unsolicited fiction? I cringe reading it and I cringe hearing people refer to themselves as "writers" but at the same time I stay hidden in my cave writing bullshit short stories that are continually rejected by magazines...
Any robots wanna maybe tell me what exactly about my writing is so shitty? Or does anyone just want to read it? The whole point of a story is to be read and I'm so sick of just saving shit and it remaining hidden on my hardrive forever.
http://pastebin.com/uVd2wpy3
>>25144445
The only stuff I really enjoy writing is poetry and just freeverse musing. Very little is in a cohesive outlined text. And it comes and goes too. I'll have days where I want to write every thought I have and then days where I can't stand to write a single word.
why don't you go to /lit/ robot
I'm a writer, but never really got anywhere with fiction. I used to work as a traditional sports writer and now do PR copy, and in my spare time enjoy writing ridiculous gonzo reports of things and inflammatory reviews and editorials.
>24 y.o virgin
>33 y.o single mother in love with me
>constantly asking for my number/a date etc.
>not sure what to do
should i rid myself of the virginity anxiety to a girl in love with me even if i don't feel the same towards her? definitely don't want a relationship with a person with a child.
>>25144436
you're going to end up being the bad guy. But if you're okay with that, go for it.
>>25144436
yeah man, jam it in. women in their 30s actually know what they're doing and are less likely to fuck around with your emotions
>mother
ah wait. dammit OP. you can't go through with that. she's looking for a provider and a familial head. if you're not ready for that level of responsibility (which you most definitely are not) then I'd say just let her down easy
Why are people obsessed with shoving their cocks in things? jerk off, get your nut and proceed on what you were doing before your dick got hard.
