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When did you realise that white girls fall for my superior cock on a daily basis?
Stay mad r/9/FAGGOTS
proof in pudding lad
And before you try to call me stupid, I'll let you know my IQ is 175. Bow down to me.
You aren't very creative (obviously by your choice of bait). You should have at least called them r9gay.
FYI:
>Average height for male Americans: 5 feet 9.5 inches
>Standard deviation of height for male Americans: 2.8 inches
Let us define a manlet to be a man in the bottom 20% of male height.
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the Z-score for the 20th-percentile to be -0.84
-0.84 * 2.8 = -2.352, or about -2.4
5 feet 9.5 - 2.4 inches = 5 feet 7.1
Therefore, 5 feet 7.1 inches is the OFFICIAL MANLET CUTOFF POINT if we accept the above definition of manlet as the bottom 20% of men
Furthermore:
>Average height for female Americans: 5 feet 4.0 inches
>Standard deviation of height for female Americans: 2.4 inches
Let us calculate what percentage of women a manlet at the cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is taller than.
5 feet 7.1 - 5 feet 4.0 = 3.1 inches
3.1 inches / female std. deviation of 2.4 inches = 1.29 (rounded to nearest hundredth)
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the percentage for the Z-score of +1.29 to be 90.1%
This means that the manlet cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is also the height surpassed by 10% of women, nicely adding to our previous definition of manlet.
Therefore, I propose that we formally define manlet to be any man 5 feet 7 or below, for two reasons: he is shorter than 80% of men and 10% of women.
>Discuss
Sources:
>Normal distribution curve tool
http://www.mathsisfun.com/data/standard-normal-distribution-table.html
>Standard deviation stats
http://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/9730/what-is-the-standard-deviation-of-adult-human-heights-within-sexes
I don't know where you got the figure of the "bottom 20%". Is there a more statistically valid cutoff to indicate a low score? Maybe like "below 2 standard deviations"?
>>25141927
Let us define a manlet to be a man in the bottom 50% of male height. . .
Let's not forget about dicklets.
When did you realize that big dicks were just a meme and girls don't actually like them?
>>25141912
girls love big dicks
they don't like monster dicks
but most people here have small dicks
It's not how much you have, it's how you use it. But having a big dick makes using it properly much easier
When did you realize men didn't like big butts or big tits? and it was all just a meme?
Oh hello there wagecuck.
Just discovered the works of the marvelous Ayn Rand...Atlas Shrugged to be exact. It's about a group of men who decide to opt out of society, and then I thought "how fitting! That's what I've done as a NEET!"
As Rand would put it, I am acting in my own rational self-interest by not working. Now I don't feel the least bit bad about my lifestyle, not that I did to begin with.
Tick tock...maybe go to the bookstore and pick it up on your way home from work.
Hey anon I've seen your threads recently how do I embrace the neet lifestyle?
I like these threads. Post more please.
>>25141915
This. I don't have any rich parents or friends to mooch off of, and I live in USA/Texas so minimal bux for me. How do I achieve the NEET life?
So my best friend is a normie and he is a pretty handsome fellow and I can only talk to girls when I hang out with him since he is able to cover when I fuck up. This leads to a catch 22 where any girl I talk to I meet when I'm with him and since he is better than me in most ways any girl would rather be with him. And I can't just stop hanging out with since we've been friends for so long and he's 1 of my only 2 friends. Feels bad man
>>25141856
The fact that you have a friend makes you a normie as well you stupid nigger.
Fuck off back to reddit or /b/.
>>25142654
>having a friend makes you a normie
>>>/r/4chan/
>>25142673
fuck off niggerfag
nO NORMIES ALLOWED RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is there any fembot out there that can say "anon, you're a worthless piece of shit. you're a waste of space on this fucking planet" on voacaroo for me please
i'm trying to get motivated
pls
>>25141794
come on man.. youre not that fucking worthless..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z7JjHIUH8o
>>25141794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s011wi25yn6J
not a femanon
Europe is getting flooded with refugees. The revolution is close. After the revolution all whites will be enslaved. Their wombs conquered, their men feminised, their race.. forgotten..
The Black Tribal Knights come to collect on your race debt. Round up the white women, they belong to the African Tribes now.
Our mighty black spears will stab your white whores in the womb until they carry our black sons and daughters.
>>25141762
>roastie
>black owned
fuck this can't be real
>flee underdeveloped plague-ridden famine-struck strife-filled homeland because incapable of solving any of these problems
>arrive in Europe, subsist entirely off of the generosity of the European Welfare state
>incapable of gaining employment, improving my situation, or being at all competent
>"the revolution is close"
You can't be serious
>>25141788
This, like anything of value is lost.
How do you spot autism or very advanced social retardation?
>flock to mothers for the holidays
>go into mothers house
>15 year old brother playing an inch away from television
>"family" goes out to eat
>brother goes out of way for mother, opens doors, hugs her, kisses her at resturaunt
>go home
>brother turns on PlayStation an inch away from tv
>OK
>investigates food situation at house
>it is legitemitely only cheetos and other chips in the cupboards, no other type of snack
>opens fridge
>there is only soda, no milk product, no meat, no vegetables, only empty soda bottles and liters of soda
>opens freezer
>there is nothing
>mother explains that she just buys lil ceasars for him for dinner and never cooks
>later its time to sleep
>mother explains brother has bed but sleeps with her on a regular basis
>brother also never bathes and his teeth are yellow
>brother is severly overweight and appears to never have friends over
What kind of autism is this classified under?
>>25141732
Lazy degenerate autism. Be his brother and help him out if he is only 15, faggot.
>What kind of autism is this classified under?
extreme
>>25141797
I tried diligently before I left 3 hears ago. He has gotten better but only because on the margin that he wears pants now instead of G.I. camos and that his hair has grown out instead of shaven
Give a girl in highschool advice
Go for Chads
Kill yourselfyour comment is now original
Get away from 4chan and never ask /r9k/ for advice
TICKING AWAY
THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
post robot-tier songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
https://youtu.be/tZ5Mu2gs-M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE&ab_channel=Ricpos
>tfw music doesnt make you feel anything anymore
anyone else in the same boat? the only thing that really affects me are nostalgic songs from my past that bring up old memories. but hearing anything new (even old songs ive never heard) does nothing for me at all.
You're getting older, OP. The more songs you hear, the less they affect you. Your mind automatically fits them into existing preconceptions and they make less of an impact. Like adding more colors to a vat of dyed water - pretty soon, the swirls are gone and it becomes a uniform color of some sort, not really anything specific.
>>25141844
wow thats a really great analogy
>>25141684
I'm having the opposite problem. Every song that I like give me feels. The reason for that is because every day gets worse. So, when I listen to a song, I attach memories to it. And, even if the memories suck, it sucked a little bit less than now. So as you compile that over thousands of songs, the feels become heart-wrenching because I feel my life slowly having the love, passion, happiness and positivity being sucked out of it.
Even going back so much as three months ago, things didn't seem so bad; despite me feeling as if it was. And now, I wake up, and look around, and I see things are just getting worse and worse. I want to go back, I want to so desperately go back to the happier times in my songs. But no. Things are just going to keep getting darker, and darker, and darker, and darker, and darker until I'm consumed by this hell.
What's the ultimate robot car and why is it the hatchback?
>cheap and fuel efficient, less wagecucking
>small and easy to drive
>enough space to live in if the neet bucks run out
>Stacy repellent
>>25141681
>enough space to live in if the neet bucks run out
>t. someone who has never slept in a car
also
>ultimate robot car
>posts hipster /mu/ cityboi car
>>25141681
as a car enthusiast i love fast cars but wagons always have this large amount of my love. taking one of these on endless night drives to nowhere is my ultimate goal in life.
>>25141708
>Hating on Italdesign's magnum opus
pic related is just a short train ride from where i live and is $200 an hour.
i've got the cash on me and i love asian school girl thing
wtf do i do? i'm so nervous
>>25141677
Dose it matter what we think.
You will do it or you won't
>>25141677
idk... just call her up and arrange the place and time? what's stopping you anon, shes hot
>>25141677
Go for it, most first time experiences are cringe worthy in retrospect anyways.
Do negotiate up front what is and isn't included, let her know if you expect her to stay even after you cum. (Some assume otherwise and consider the deed done once you've ejaculated)
Don't be afraid to be aggressive, grab, pull her and thrust as hard/fast as you want she will likely enjoy it.
When did you guys grow out of the NEET phase?
Me? When I was 21 and realized playing videogames and watching TV all day was not fulfilling and my life had no meaning
>>25141666
>Me?
>Me?
>Me?
Me? Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
I've been in education for all but 6 months of my life after the age of 4. But as a nihilist I'm fine with playing video games cause I don't need a greater meaning past hedonism.
>>25141666
Kaz?
54%%#()894@'4
How does one get an uber quirky qt gf like pic related?
Not every girl wants Chad.
>>25141591
be very funny or really attractive
>>25141591
>qt
>quirky
doesn't exist (for heteros anyways)
now, if you could be a lesbian..
one time my girlfriend made me promise to fart under the blanket and cover her at some point as a joke
Be Chadwith glasses
