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I have benis.
I want bagina.
I can't afford missed opportunities.
Which do I select?
>>25146192
Higher resolution.
![26e134c4bc1fde9c5ab70731ca3ea8d4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kWb38tB.jpg "26e134c4bc1fde9c5ab70731ca3ea8d4[1]")
>>25146192
what the hell is this app?
>>25146224
okcupido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGp0DLNTEFY
KILL ONE BETA, TWO MORE BETAS SHALL TAKE HIS PLACE! HAIL ELLIOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-zRHGdDvZc
UPRISING INCOMING
And just how ru gonna do tht
No women are addicted to my dick
Is this depression?
This morning I just woke up and i was kinda energetic and dancing around then all of a sudden I just started feeling shitty and tired like always. It feels like every day I'm unreasonably tired no matter how much I sleep or exercise.
Does this happen often? Sounds like a mood swing.
Might be bipolar.
Check yourself, OP.
Might be shitty diet and Vitamin D3 deficiency
>>25146918
Eerday
How do you do shit that you don't want to do robots
Man the the fuck up and get it over with
I fucking hate this website
>>25146059
Pay a brown person to do it.
>>25146071
What else do you hate
Just finished a 12 hour shift and took home $96.
Next week I'll be upgrading my graphics card.
Enjoy being poor neetfags
>>25145908
i'm fine right here, wagecuck
>>25145908
>working 12 hours to make less than $100
wew lad
>>25145908
>$96
>12 hours
You're poor too, wagecuck.
Remember, robots, God is always there.
>>25145863
Nope.
I believed until I saw that other thread with the baby born without arms and legs...
If God existed he wouldn't let people give birth to footballs.
>>25145863
What the fuck does that image mean? I must be autistic or something because I don't get it.
>>25145900
Making crippled babies is just part of His plan anon :^)
He works in mysterious ways
>tfw you finally give in and pay for sex
>she wasn't even that good looking
>couldn't stay hard
>didn't cum
>only had a blowjob with condom as I couldn't see where to put it in her vagina
>wasted $200
I got exactly the same, I had no idea how to put the dick properly.
And I'm 25, guess it's over for me.
>>25145789
What you need isn't sex, anon. What you need is intimacy. Next time, pay a prostitute 100$ to cuddle with you and say nice things to you.
>>25145789
>200 bucks for sex
Where do you live ?
In France in the Bois-de-Boulogne you can have a blowjob for 30 euros.
The only problem is that sometimes they're just trannies, so you gotta be careful.
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you had a great two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25145788
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA
YOU ARE A FUNNY NIGGER
CAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
always one on the board at any given time, without fail.
bless this thread
I can afford nice things.
It is the beta uprising!
Pick your gears, no more tears, no more feels!
>innawoods.net
be realistic
hard mode:
you have thirty minutes to grab and go based on what is actually in your house
>>25145917
are you actually going to shoot people with that thing?
>>25145785
just need 6 piss bottles
Is it me or every guy today is either autistic gamer loser or jock type brainless mcroidmuscle? Where can a fembot find normal dude with career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life?
>career
fuck off golddigger
>social life
no i wont introduce you to my friends incel cuntowner
>>25145759
>career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life
>what are normies
how can you claim that only robots and chads exist
you are autistic
It's no longer worth being that guy anymore as women are a lot less desirable than they used to be.
give me one good reason why your body doesn't look like this
>>25145713
I don't have the genetics to lose weight.
because I can't afford photoshop
>>25145734
>>>/tumblr/
>>25145713
im a big guy
So robots, how is it that this legitimate autist got a date to prom and you didn't?
>tfw no tendie buying gf
>her face
I would rather just not go to prom desu
I mean i dont even really want a gf at this point, every interaction I've had with women has been awkward, we all know having a gf is just gonna end up being awkward as fuck
until i gain social skills, friends, and an actual life with a job or something i dont actually want a gf
I wonder if Jon hit that
>>25145680
Look at his arm
Just look
Do you still sleep with your teddy bear, robots ?
I do.
I'm not even a Neet or a kissless fag, but I just love sleeping with muh teddy. It used to belong to my big brother and it was always with me since I am born, I don't think I could ever sleep without it.
yes, I fucking love him.
used to have a different one as child but he is "retired" now because he's pretty used up. it was a bear but not a regular teddy. the teddy I have for more than 10 years now.
I don't, but my boyfriend does sleep with his "baby pillow". It's a small pillow he's had since he was small, and I dont think he likes me touching it because I'll make it smell weird.
He always puts it away when we go to bed together.
yes it's a big teddy bear that I name after whatever boy I can never have that I'm obsessing over.at least this way I can pretend I'm actually being cuddledtfw I've never been cuddled or touched before
robots I hate life
I blew it with this qt3.14. she didn't respond to my text later on that day
if she says she hates you, it actually means she likes you, right? right?
>>25145567
>using memes in real life
Wow, you done fucked up anon. But seriously how long has it been since she last text? Doesn't mean she's forgotten about you or whatever. Girls are vapid cunts that get distracted by the slightest thing.
>>25145567
underage gtfo
Post your underwear, /r9k/
pic related more than 2 months without changing just smelling that makes me rock hard
Mine are clean.
>>25145553
kek
this thread makes me laugh because people like OP are the ones who call normies "scum" and yet here he is posting his shitty underwear on a chinese image board. if anyone is a scum, its the disgusting people like OP.
>>25145553
wear adult diapers you are obviously not a man yet to be wearing undies bro
