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So let's make some breakfast.
You'll want eggs, bacon, bagels, and a spreadable cheese.
You can modify to your tastes though.
can i have some hot chocolate
>>24355120
yeah.
It's more breakfasty if you put chai or coffee into it, though.
I just microwaved pizza for breakfast
Also just opened a beer can
>started chatting with normie grill from my class bit by bit these past months
>couple days ago she finally writest first, asking me about what we did at school even though she could have just asked her best friend
>we start talking about hobbies
>have to force myself not to throw up every time she shows her taste in anything but she looks like a godess
>likes normie pop, flicks, laughs when I told her I'd rather read than watch game of thrones
>still keeps messaging me
How do I deal with this roastie fellow robots ?
How do I deal with this roastie ?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
>>24355092
Doesn't anyone else have an experience being a fat fucking aoutist like everyone here but then getting /fit/ and grill attention ?
>>24355170
Probably not. Idk man ask her is she likes anime
>work smarter not harder
>>24354852
normie neets get out you are not robots you are not welcome here you do not belong here
>>24354852
Thisis really, really good advice.
Post your favorite subway sandwich ITT
>cheesesteak footlong
>on italian bread
>pepper jack cheese
>toasted
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>jalapenos
>olives
>extra mayo
Why does the Joker appeal to the autists so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w22zg2Uci9w
>>24354846
Ultimate kek for this big autist
>>24354846
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking kek
It's like the "we never forgive and forget. Accept us" anonymoose for the autists
Hey buddy? What's for lunch today?
>>24354829
sandwiches
>>24354829
A turkey sandwich, capri sun, apple slices, and pringles single size. You?
same as every day neetfrog
hamburger
My regular hooker told me her real name and I now have her facebook. I am 99% sure her family and friends don't know about her "profession".
How do I go about blackmailing her for free sex in this situation? Could it backfire? Is it a horrible idea?
We told you yesterday, don't blackmail her, save her.
You ARE the taxi driver.
>>24354794
yesterday i wouldn't have dreamt of doing this, but it was before she pissed me off today.
i dont give a fuck about saving her now
>>24354777
All she has to do is give you up to the authorities. Enjoy being considered a sex offender / human trafficer.
So I moved on to my own a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing at me? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
>>24354707
If I saw someone buying toilet paper I would literally die from laughter. I mean who goes to the store, picks up a few rolls and brings them to the counter? Come on, this is just too funny.
You have to order online.
I'm a clerk at publix and I always have to stifle laughter whenever I ring up toilet paper for someone.
why do you use toilet paper?
i shit, wiggle over the toilet so all shit falls down
then i go on the edge of my bathtub and shower my asscheeks and asshole and rub until it's very, very, very clean
>ponder why did i ruin my life with drinking
>drink to make myself feel better about it
Who /drunk/ here?
Breh, it's not even noon on the east coast yet.
On that note, I finished a bottle of sake last night
>>24354810
>can't drink because the clock says so
Sounds pretty American.
I come from a long line of alchoholics, early death, and suicide.I've never been able to drink without almost crying[spolier] impossible for me.
>wake up
>look down on your body
>see this
How would you react?
Vomit immediately.
>>24354601
crap! I got fat.
>>24354601
Where the fuck did my dick and bodily hair go? Are these tits?
tfw this is what my body looks like and I'm a guy.
>tfw you're literally just a bunch of electrons firing back and forth in a flesh grid
Feels conscious, man.
Honestly, how are we supposed to draw meaning from such an existence?
>>24354478
>babbyys first existentialism
>>24354504
Not really. It's just strange that a bunch of electricity can achieve self awareness.
>>24354589
>babbys first neutron lesson
Lays Classic are so good. ITT: foods normies will never understand
They're delicious but every time I bite into one I feel like I'll have a heart attack from the salt.
>mfw i was just eating those in the shower
>>24354437
Thats like the most normie food you could pick you normie fuck
I won't lie about it, it makes upset and angry when I see white women with non-white men.
I know those men use this as an opportunity to gloat over us, and those women not caring about that shows their lack of respect for themselves.
They don't care about passing on their beautiful features. Or the fact any children they have will identify more as non-white, and may end up hating their white mother's race. Those women are self-hating, no group identity, no love for their own people or culture, even in the case of the small number that marry mudslime - actual traitors to the nation.
I know most white women don't race mix, but the fact there's a small but significant minority who do is still depressing.
I have race-mixed in the past btw (asians and indians), but I realized it was wrong and I always preferred white women.
>>24354424
I feel you dude. I want to try fucking an Asian, maybe other races too, but it's hard to see myself marrying anyone but a white girl. I don't think my emotional bond would be as strong with a girl from another race.
Asian women are so much prettier though . My waifu will look 13 at 28.
>>24354731
>I don't think my emotional bond would be as strong with a girl from another race.
Unfortunately I can assure you it isn't.
What type of insect is this? Just found it on the ground in my house.
1/4
>>24354418
I dunno, but you should cum on it and post pic
>>24354418
here 2/4
>>24354418
here again 3/4
How can roasties even try to compete with this?
Roastie here, I do not want to compete with that, I want to bury my face so hard in in that I unbirth my face in her.
{:3c
ROASTIES BTFO
>>24354403
Whiteknights whiteknighting
what soap does /r9k/ use? i use pic related
used to use that but now I can't find it anywhere
now I use Sanex 0% shower gel and it's way better
>>24354242
I use the same one! wtf!
>>24354255
how is it better?
