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What do you feel when you see a guy like this?
>>24357872
Some moron who doesn't realize that full fuccboi is the most /fa/ way to go
a fucking chad.
>>24357872
he looks good
i can't quite place what expression he is making though. something like a male version of posh spice.
> this is /r9k/ culture
i fucking cried in laughter when I saw the catalog
well done /r9k/
>>24357869
>spamming wagekek threads
>/r9k/ culture
Probably but I kinda wish they'd keep it in one thread.
I dont know if Generals are allowed here though.
>>24357869
no, that's normie facebook shit, not robot culture. it is not welcome here
We've created a skype group for the robots on r9k. If you haven't left the house or spoken to someone for an x number of years, perfect. If you're a fucking autistic faggot, perfect. We accept all kinds.
You don't have to join the call but you're a fucking pussy if you don't.
Add: nammyyy
if it tolerates americans and/or girls then it's trash
>>24357862
>full of robots
>expecting them to join an audio call
What a bunch of fucking normies.
>>24357901
Thanks for making my soccer ball it's really great! Well done Ashmaliik ;)
What are the criteria of a feminine penis?
>>24357790
Smooth, no extremely prominent veins, very sensitive, uncut, etc
>>24357810
Can taking whore moans make a girl's penis more feminine?
>>24357790
This picture pretty much sums it up
Shit that ruins your day
>finally find ideal pornstar
>she barely has any videos
Shit that ruins your day
>waking up
>extremely qt porn actress
>dead fish and boring asf when fucking
why is this allowed?
>>24357803
>waking up
I wasn't ready for shit this heavy
>>24357823
It's really annoying, if they can't act its an immediate turn off for me
If it isn't, why do women go for chads? That they do proves that love doesn't exist.
Women don't care about forming an emotional bond when they seek out men. They function like computers, as their brains calculate mathematically the highest rate of return for each sexual transaction. If your market value is high you will be allowed to fall in love with them and have it be reciprocated. If not, then you are discarded with total cynical ruthlessness. So much for "love".
It's the same for femanons, except the standards of chad are slightly different. They still go for the same kind of ultrasocial high genetics men. They just need to "be nerdy" or whatever. Don't think you can escape by looking for girls with outcast interests.
And of course even if you are chad enough to get a girl remember that the "love" will last as long as your sexual market value and money does. When those go away, "love" goes with them. Proving that love means nothing to most people.
Just give up trying to find love robots. It doesn't exist in the 3d world.
>>24357745
Women fall in love with different characteristics than suggested by fiction. Women do believe they're in love with Chad. Women do feel love, but you can't trigger it.
>>24357780
Whatever it is they feel for them doesn't deserve to be called "love". "Sexual greed" would be a better word for it.
>>24357745
erryfing is lie
Post your recent calls;_;
>>24357738
Mine looks exactly the same so no need to post.
>>24357738
>having a phone
>>24357833
this. but I'm going to get one next year
>Sleep 12 hours a night
>Every morning is the same, I sit and browse 4chan and watch youtube videos until I feel like masturbating
>The temporary boost in energy after an orgasm is the only thing that gives me the strength to roll out of bed and get onto my gaming PC
>Play video games for 10 hours until I feel like going back to bed again
>Repeat
Is this what society has done to me? I used to be a crazy young kid with hopes, dreams, and aspirations. I have a college degree, I don't smoke weed, I used to have friends. I'm not even a virgin. Life is so fucking easy this way, there is literally NO reason to change except for the fact that I'd like to have an active sex life. That isn't enough. How much easier can technology make it guys? What will the NEETs of 2115 do?
Like I don't know if I should blame myself more or less for being this way. On the one hand its pretty pathetic and most people would dismiss me outright, but I'm literally living in a hedonistic paradise and nobody can deny it. Its just sleep, video games, jerking off, and hanging out online all day every day for free. I'm never cold, tired, hungry, and I don't have the drama or misery that comes from women.
I ask again, how much easier can it get?
>>24357668
>Its just sleep, video games, jerking off, and hanging out online all day every day for free.
only death and hard mental disorders are easier then your current situation
>>24359424
How are mental illnesses easier? I don't understand that statement.
>>24357668
find the best girl
make a family
1 boy and 1 girl
they will look like you and your wife
Post em boys, pic related is brand new
>>24357606
poor fucking bastard
Original comment required? Hoo boy
>>24357606
Reminder that even if you do everything right, your widow is going to hop right on another dick and call it "grief"
>ugly boring autist
>pretty certain I will never get a gf
Even though I've pretty much accepted this, sometimes I still get an intense yearning for some girl regardless of the fact I know it's not going to happen. Ultimately, this just ends up making me feel sadder that I bothered to get my hopes up so I'm looking for a way to get rid of my romantic feels. I tried getting a waifu but can't get over the hurdle of dedicating myself to a character I know is fictional, which is a shame since that's probably the only chance I have
>>24357579
Yeah I feel you. Girls are cute and are nice to me (memes aside). But I'll never get a gf so it hurts. Even if I did get a gf somehow, I'm not even sure what I would do from there.
If you find something attractive, I doubt there's a way to change that without chemicals.
>>24357613
>even if I did get a gf somehow, I'm not sure what I would do
Tbh this is exactly how I feel, I would be even more insecure about doing something that would make her consider leaving me or getting keked if anything
>qt walks into my work with her dad
>After they leave her dad comes back in and says she was shy but wanted my number so I give it to him
>she texts me like 4 hours later
>I respond
>she literally never responds again
I know her dad he comes in somewhat frequently and I've talked to him many times before so I'm pretty sure no one is screwing with me, I literally just don't even know what to say know without sounding desperate
How could you sound desperate when it was a female who showed an act of desparation. Females usually don't make the first move, they signal males to do so.
>>24357474
Say you can tell she's obviously shy and ask if you want to meet up and do something.
You say nothing, you're already wrote her.
Girls flake rate is extremely high and you can't leave any more impression with a line of text.
In case she writes back, call her at some point and try to fix a date. Nothing else will get you anywhere - unless you're looking for random friendly conversations and friendzone at best.
How do I get internet friends?
>>24357403
We can be friends if you like.
I don't know, at least anymore.
I think I used to have internet friends.
But it seems Im abandoned now.
Perhaps they have gotten bored of me.
Yeah, that could have been it.
Oh well, it is a shame.
It does feel lonely.
Considering I
have no real
life friends
either.
The online ones at least kept the
gap in one's heart full to some point.
what things are you into?
just name stuff you are into or stuff from top of head.
why can't we be friends?
>>24357283
Not saying we cant, but theres a huge cultural/life-experience gap between NEETs and wageslaves. Just not that much common ground sometimes, unfortunately.
For instance, a NEET might not grasp why a wageslave spends months watching a show when he marathoned it in three days and 8 liters of Mountain Dew. The wageslave, by the same token, might fail to grasp how the NEET cant hang before noon or 2, and feels alienated when he's tired and wants to pass out at 1am while the NEET's just getting started.
I dont know hombre, like I said, mostly lack of shared cultural experiences imo, having been on both sides of that fence.
>>24357283
Like this if you read it as the song XD
>>24357523
o
El
>be half black, half italian
>generally bad luck with girls
>meet this girl recently who seems to really like me a lot and has a lot in common with me
>actually get up the courage to ask her out
>she accepts, and actually seems real happy, holy shit
>out of curiosity, I ask her last name, since she never gave it
>"Feinstein"
>she's fucking jewish
Wtf do I do now? Finally meet a girl that wants me, and she's fucking jewish? Wtf did I do to deserve this shit? pic related, she looks real similar to this girl
There's nothing wrong with being jewish.
Get the fuck out of there. Are you comfortable with having kike kids?
Jesus christ go away already with this fucking spam
>old woman asks me how i'm doing
>I say "i'm good"
>didn't ask her how she was doing because autism
Fuck my life
>tfw no hot mom
You could've given me that at least, God!
I get that at least 3 times a day at work. Means absolutely nothing but friendly small talk starter.
>>24357218
>old woman
As if. That woman looks in her mid-thirties
