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>TFW your girlfriend accidentally calls you Dad
I see nothing wr0ng here
>be me
>be 24
>go on date with 18 y/o qt
>every damn topic results in awkward silence when we accidentally tough on the age difference
>"I have an older brother, he's 19. What about you?" "I have a younger brother, he's 20..."
>"The last time I went to a club was in 2010." tfw I realize she probably just hit puberty back then
>"What TV series do you like?" "I really like Buffy the Vampire Slayer." "That's such an old series!" "Nah, it isn't that old., first aired in 1997." "I was born in 1997."
Yeah, somehow I seriously doubt I will get to the "girlfriend calls me Daddy"-phase...
>tfw no gf who calls me dad or brother
>tfw no gf at all
>tfw moment of clarity
>>24365366
Nice dubs
I like to supress those moments
And it's gone
>had one a few weeks ago
>a girl i was talking to over okc was supposed to come to my house
>realize i live in complete filth
>take 5 big trash bags full of shit out of my room
>3 of them came from under my bed specifically (there was a fucking bomb under there, an ancient milkjug with rotten milk and piss in it)
>have to vacuum my entire room
>a bunch of mystery blotches on the carpet near my bed, probably from times i got drunk or blacked out and vomited
>bedsheet is a mess of foul sweat and cum wiped on it after jacking off multiple times a day
>hair looks like complete fucking shit, havent cut it in months, only pictures ive sent to her were in a hat
>do all this because of a girl
>she blows me off and stops talking to me because apparently her mom got cancer (not sure if bullshit)
>tfw back to the same thing again
>probably going to start another pissjug
>RA just knocked on my door
>apparently our cluster is painting the cannon tomorrow and they are assigning time slots to people
>asked me what time I wanted to sign up for
>told them 8 pm
>"so who is going to be your partner"
>"uhh"
>don't have friends
WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE AN INDIVIDUAL ACTIVITY AHHHHHHHH WAKE ME UP.
>>24365312
Why go to uni?
I work in a warehouse making 28$ an hour as a highschool dropout and i never talk to anybody
>>24365333
For me it's for job security.
>>24365312
Brock?
What is it about Star Wars that allows it to transcend the normie/nerd barrier? I mean, for fucks sake you could go to a normie Halloween party dressed as a stormtrooper and nobody would give a fuck. And it's not just that it is a really popular movie series. Let's take Lord of the Rings as another example. It's also a tremendously popular movie series, but go just a tiny little bit into a LotR discussion with someone and you will be labeled a nerd by normies who will overhear your conversation.
For example, just say that your favourite character from LotR is Aragorn, and I can already imagine a normie overhearing you saying that thinking you're a kissless virgin.
But Star Wars? Nooooo...everybody knows Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, stormstroopers, Han Solo, Millenium Falcon, etc.
>Yoda? He's that little green guy right? Yeah dude he's sooo cool man hahaha.
>Gandalf? What the fuck is that? What are you a nerd, lol?
Keep in mind I'm talking about full blown, 100% normies. Not even these are affected by Star Wars for some reason, since apparently it's cool to be a Star Wars fan. How did George Lucas and Hollywood manage to pull this shit off?
Star wars is from the 70s, so there's a retro cool factor and a nostalgia factor: we all watched it as kids, so it can't be nerdy.
The lotr films are a lot newer than that.
I would speculate that star wars wouldve been uncool c. 1980, or maybe not because those kinds of deep lore sci fi things were still new.
>>24365244
the normie/nerd barrier is a spook desu.
>>24365382
Lord of the Rings is from the 50s.
>come home, kind of tired
>gf asks what's wrong
>say nothing
>she says "come on sweetie, tell me what's wrong"
>I say I'm just tired
>she jokingly says "tell mamma what's wrong"
>I'm quiet and look at her
>"just kidding, lol"
Mfw my dick was diamonds.
>mfw my dick was diamonds
mine too
oh how I miss laying my head in my exs lap listening to her stomach, heartbeat and breathing singing me a sweet lullaby. I miss that more than she will ever know.
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/r9k/ what's your opinion on large breasts? Also general big tits thread.
i want them to rub against my face
>>24365130
do not want C cup is best size but i prefer As to DDs
>>24365146
So you like stuff like this?
Is the day over yet, wagie?
Don't mind me, just having some HAND CRAFTED delicious Subway(tm) sandwiches. I get to watch someone make them for me. Command them. They're my bitch for 10 minutes as I purposefully, slowly, carefully decide exactly what toppings I want and exactly how much of them I want on them. If they put too much on, I'll make them do it all over again.
But, getting back on topic, what is it that you do? You work all day, for what? You put that money back into the system buying overpriced shit. The government gives me food and shelter, so every penny I make goes to anime, video games and weed. Oh, I almost forgot,
and Subway.
>10 minutes
Brain dead, are we?
>What is it that you do?
I'm a chemist
>you work all day for what?
I like doing research
>all my money goes to anime, video games, weed and subway
So..."back into the system"?
Jeez you guys are getting stupider.
>>24365173
That's where you're wrong, wittle wagie.
By spending my welfare on anime BDs, I am taking money from the United States treasury and using it to DIRECTLY FUND the anime industry.
>>24365015
>subway
normie restaurant this place is not for you
Who's a polymath here?
>wake up
>study topology for an hour
>compose my own symphony
>read Kant and formulate my own philosophical postulations afterwards
>write poetry inspired by William Blake and other greats
>play a game of chess online (my FIDE rating is 2207)
>work on my miniature flying machine
>bake my own Souffle with my cooking expertise
>spend the night studying quantum electrodynamics and devising solutions for unsolved problems in mathematics and science
The life of a NEET is truly glorious. Tomorrow, I think I'll start the day by painting. Pic related is me drinking from my favorite cup (hand-made, by me).
>>24364983
im not gay but that guy is so good looking wtf.
>>24364983
I have sudden surges to do all kind of different things, from mathematics to writing a tabletop rpg, then I don't.
I'm a polyprocrastinator.
> Polymath but lazy.
You're overselling that pretty hard but dream life t b h
How the fuck are there actual skinheads in /r9k/?
we have feelings too
/pol/ cross posting
>>24364962
I know, right? I mean, the year is 2015, people should be more tolerant. I mean, come on.
in what ways are you turning your life around?
I recently picked up archery
>>24364930
>bows
Literally the fedora of ranged
>>24364930
Wow that's totally going to fix all your problems.
archery is a hobby for fuckin weirdos
go back to the 12th century
![tumblr_mdva543jEK1raeoe0o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Wtrgt8.jpg "tumblr mdva543jEK1raeoe0o1 500[1]")
Remember when he was all like "I'm not gay or a tranny guys I just like crossdressing and putting things in my ass!" but now he is literally doing hardcore porn, getting fucked in the ass by big guys that are gayer than him?
Did anyone really believe him when he said he wasn't gay as fuck?
>that face
no thanks
who is this sperm succubi
got a link for that chief?
What's your ideal woman?
She needs to be pastel colored and have hooves
>>24364891
An ancient sumerian goddess of war.
>>24364891
I'd like a girl around my age, who wasnt heavier than me (i'm 180 lbs). She'd have to share at least one hobby with me, and love me. Hopefully i could get her to stay loyal, but who am i kidding, it's 2015.
What are you guys doing to improve yourselves and the world? Let's leave the depression and self-pity out of this thread.
I made the infographic here with some basic self-improvement action ideas, if you have any others please post em.
I am on tier three myself, looking forward to starting college soon for computer science. We're all going to make it, robots.
>>24364872
>Tier 3
>Participate in the world
>>24364872
>mfw I have done literally everything on this chart and am still a worthless loser piece of shit
You also forgot "beeeeee yourself"
>>24364872
Genetics is everything. Fuck the self-improvement myth.
Either you were born a winner or you were not, whether that's IQ, attractiveness, etc.
Why do women wear makeup?
Because the patriarchy holds them at gunpoint until they do!
>>24364811
To look pretty.
/thread
>>24364811
If you seen a girl without it you'd know
>Go to /soc/ thread
>Find thread where roastie is posting
>reply with insults
>massive beta white knight butthurt ensues
>>24364781
examples? i wanna laugh but i don't want to be rude or make people feel bad
>>24364781
>leaving home board
>not being overwhelmed with anxiety
woah, getting a little to comfy there robo
>>24364804
I want to laugh as well but I suck at insulting women. Anyone got some tips?
