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>tfw drugs fucked me out of dopamine levels
Life was fun at one point I guess
I feels ya brah if only we had known
>tfw not renewing membership in rs next year
>tfw never going to get completionist
This is me. 4 year heroin addiction has taken the life out of me. No motivation, no energy, braindead.
Is telling a girl she's way out of your league a good tactic to getting her to date you?
Because she hasn't responded yet
>>24367008
Nah, thats pretty terrible anon. Probably wont get a message back now
>>24367008
No that is a good way to feed her ego to see you as less than human. It is a good way to make her view you as trash.
Women can get compliments anywhere. What they want is something new and exciting. Flattery is old news.
How does a femanon get an average bf like this?
>>24366885
>Look at yourself
>now look at the picture
>now say to yourself "I should be more realistic when setting goals..."
>problem solved
>>24366885
Be yourseIf
>>24366885
Average
>chiseled jaw
>tan skin
>high cheek bones
>symmetrical features
>tfw addicted to Benadryl
i literally cant sleep without it im so shakey. how do i break an addicction /r9k/?
>>24366852
I grew up on allergy meds, yeah it sucks you just have to accept the discomfort for a while
The only way I stopped my DXM addiction was because I hit rock bottom and It was fucking everything up and I had been caught for the however many times by my mother.
Eventually I got busy and even on smaller doses I started to hate the drug because I stopped enjoying it like I used too. DPH is a pretty shitty drug on its own.
Im not much of a dph veteran but Honestly in my opinion to kick a psychological dependence on it Do a last heroic dose and spend your days recovering from it and feel like shit. Then only then when you keep taking small doses youll hate yourself and the drug so much you will not want to do it anymore.
The best prevention is staying busy with responsibilities. Also it fucks with your brain too much
>>24367347
OP is addicted to using it as a sleep aid, not recreationally.
Will I fail it for a 3rd time?
How many times did you fail?
Twice.
Good luck. I was so relieved when I passed. I've never driven since I've gotten it.
>>24366784
I had to retake it 3 times but that was because I sucked at parallel parking. The one time I managed to make it out of parallel parking I had passed
Passed my first time yu go around 2 blocks do your 3 point turn then parilel park shits easy senpai
>tfw no soft belly gf
>>24366572
If you squint it looks like a dinosaur with aviator glasses
>>24366572
>soft
Eww. Anyone with taste likes a firm, taut, round belly.
I want to smother my face in that girls snatch and eat her out while she plays with her fat titties and eats donuts.
>fucking whiny bitch-ass wannabe FtM tranny wants T because muh feels I haz boi brain. Gets T.
> me, in constant pain and chronically fatigued after cancer fucks up my body. Blood test proves my T level is right on the low edge of normal because chemo because radiation. Dr even says that level can make me feel shitty.
> "lolnope unless you're under this arbitrary number, you don't get any T"
What the fuck is this bullshit? How can I actually get some T?
You have two options:
>Change your diet and lifestyle to get even lower T and get tested again then receive the T.
OR
>Try out the bullshit natural ways of getting more T like icing ur balls, working out, eating certain foods etc
>>24366554
Trannies are enabled by the government because they reduce birth rates, which means the government spends less money on welfare and ultimately profits from it.
But how the fuck would they profit from giving you free drugs, nigger?
>>24366640
>You have two options:
>>Change your diet and lifestyle
Specifics?
>>24366707
Who says it'll be free? Meds still cost money.
How long since you weren't depressed?
Happiest memory?
Where'd it all go wrong?
>How long since you weren't depressed?
2009
>Happiest memory?
summer before highschool when everyone would meet up and bike everywhere
>Where'd it all go wrong?
end of 2009/early 2010
>how long since you weren't depress?
Idk when the last time I was truly happy was, probably like 4 years ago. I have brief periods when I'm with people where I laugh and smile but I don't know how much of it is real and how much is me trying to wear a normie disguise.
>happiest memory
Holding hands with my oneitis
>where did it all go wrong?
Oneitis said she really liked me then started dating a Chad literally the next day. Also this was made worse when I basically just used another girl to get over her 2 years later and that girl agreed to go out with me and after our first date she said she just liked me as a friend
Just karate chop my life relative
ITT: 16-20 year old losers who think they're depressed because their life is shit because they never go outside or talk to anyone.
Oh wait that's a solid 70% of this board isn't it.
> be me, 18
> parents are dumbasses and take me out of school in junior year
> now stay at home with three retarded siblings
> mother often threatens to shoot self
> be last night
> dream about killing everyone and moving to a different country
> you've no idea what kind of pain I go through
> convince me to not go through with my plan
> ask me why I want to and I'll answer honestly
>>24366509
Why do you want to? What country?
We're going to need you to lifestream that shit.
> eat popcorn for lunch everyday
> wish I was in public school
> think about suicide constantly
> wish I was dead
Who /fat fuck/ here?
>Just finished a box of double stuffed oreos
>Opened each oreo up and added Reccees peanut butter in between
My chest is starting to hurt
>>24366456
>My chest is starting to hurt
that means you're working out really good
you'll have massive gains by tomorrow friend, keep eating more, you'll soon reach maximum potential
>>24366456
food is a shit tier drug
>>24366456
Putting peanut butter in oreos what the fuck, how is it?
Any NEETS spend all day working the stock market?
no and teach me if you do
>>24366501
this, I'm going to inherit about $100k. Need to learn how to invest
>>24366433
Nup. I'm dumb and have no capital. I've lost thousands of dollars with the stock market over the last two years. Should have just left my savings in the fucking bank.
Pop those collars, polish those boots
You have a big day tomorrow, wagekek
TICK TOCK
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Still 2 more days this work week
>implying I'm not already at work right now
Stay mad, NEETcvcks
>>24367312
>tick tock
11/20/15 11 am EST
Tick tock, NEETposter. The wew army assembles.
WHATUP YOUTUBE YOOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
*HRAOOOOOOOU*
YE
YA
Every he says "cheers" I want to punch him in the face.
I don't know why but that really annoys the fuck out of me.
Can sluts be robots?
>>24366343
Its lonely girls like that the Chads prey on and they end up becoming bitter and hate the world. So yes she can be a robot too. Sex doesn't mean she can't feel loneliness and despair.
>>24366343
>Her
>Lonely
What are you talking about? Her Chad is probably the one taking the picture.
Robot isn't the applicable label, but they can be just as fucked up in similar ways. I'm sure a lot attractive male robots would be used up by Chad's if they were female. Their nihilism and depression would lead them to find release in sexual pleasure and surface level intimacy, but it would only make them feel more empty inside.
Ask a real robot girl who just robbed her sister's dildo anything
How should I even use it.
>Never used one before
>>24366303
Deepthroat it and use the lube from your throat to push it in your asshole.
I can see your peepee, you suck at tucking, close your legs.
fag.
why the pussy so dark? did you sniff the dildo yet, what does it smell like
